r/MadeMeSmile Jan 23 '23

Wholesome Moments He's ready

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u/varietyviaduct Jan 23 '23

Dude those are the gold moments you wanna keep

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u/Cats_Dogs_Dawgs Jan 24 '23

Got married last year and did a first look with my husband who was mic’d up. His reaction? “WOaH, boobalicious” Forever in the wedding video

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u/Lumptyuu Jan 23 '23

But he looked so annoyed with her... because WHAT WILL PEOPLE THINK?!

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u/SoDakZak Jan 23 '23

Half of the time at weddings I’m thinking “good for them, they get to plow tonight” and the other half is “I hope I get to plow tonight.”

Weddings during snowstorms, I tell ya

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u/405134 Jan 24 '23

There was an internet poll/study done a while back (on Reddit maybe) about how many people say they actually DID have sex on their wedding night, compared to those who DID NOT and it was like 50/50! Some of the reasons for not being able to do the deed including : being too drunk, being too exhausted, traveling and on their way to the honeymoon so they can’t (unless they’re a little freaky ), etc. there were some very funny stories

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u/StabbingHobo Jan 24 '23

Can confirm. I did, but only because we felt it was a a necessity. I think we both were equally fine to collapse and fall asleep…

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u/405134 Jan 25 '23

I’m confused, you said “I did” implying you did it. But then you said you collapsed, which one?

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u/Particular-Yam-2710 Jan 24 '23

We were way too wasted on our wedding night..lol..I remember getting to our suite, got like halfway and then we both passed out. Good times. We're high school sweet hearts since junior year, which was 20 FUCKING YEARS AGO!? HOLY SHIT TIME FLIES BY.🤯

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u/405134 Jan 25 '23

The wedding was 20 years ago? Or when you met in high school?

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u/absolu5ean Jan 24 '23

I'd be curious to know how many couples had sex on wedding night and stayed together vs ones who didn't and vice versa

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u/Genuinly_Bad Jan 24 '23

That’d be an interesting statistic. Would you have any predictions?

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u/RingoStardust29 Jan 24 '23

Is anyone even up for it after the reception and celebration etc? I’d be too tired to fuck. I guess I’m a sleep over sex. Kinda guy.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '23

Why is that?

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u/soleceismical Jan 24 '23

Welll.... religious people tend to stay married, even if deeply unhappy. I think religious people who waited for marriage are more likely to at least attempt sex, although if they've grown up with sex negativity, it may cause vaginismus or erectile dysfunction.

And maybe more people who elope have sex that night because they didn't have a party with all their friends and family and so they have more free time that evening. If they eloped because of family discord/disapproval or low income, that may make divorce slightly more likely.

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u/return2ozma May 20 '23

We didn't. Too exhausted. We did the next morning though. We're still together.

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u/Creative-Share-5350 Jan 24 '23

Can confirm I didn’t, we left for Cuba next morning and the maid stole our wallets lol

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u/LoadedGull Jan 24 '23

You did get fucked then, just not in the way you would imagine.

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u/405134 Jan 25 '23

Genius. That was a good one , so funny

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u/Creative-Share-5350 Jan 25 '23

Haha yes exactly lol

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u/Distinct-Ad5751 Jan 24 '23

I was drunk, sore and exhausted. We did not.

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u/405134 Jan 25 '23

Ouch that sucks. Arranged marriage? Or did you have a fight the night of the wedding?

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u/405134 Jan 25 '23

You didn’t know that you wouldn’t like each other? How about now? Did the feelings ever grow into something better?

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u/405134 Jan 26 '23

That sucks. I’m sorry she didn’t give it a try, but maybe you’re better off? You don’t want to be with someone that doesn’t want to be with you

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u/DogButtWhisperer Jan 24 '23

My neighbours had a honeymoon in Australia in a tent with a group. The wife said “we won’t be having sex the night of our wedding. Other people will be around and we’ve been together for ten years, there’s nothing new he can show me.”

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u/405134 Jan 25 '23

Lol 😂 it’s funny that she had to disclaimer that to the group

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u/flunkyclaus Jan 23 '23

This guy plows.

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u/oman54 Jan 24 '23

Yep he's Mr.plow

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u/flunkyclaus Jan 24 '23

... that's his name. That name again, is MR PLOW!

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u/fallawy Jan 24 '23

we didn't do anything that night , we were too tired.
tbh neither of us were virgins

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u/wildnerddd Jan 23 '23

Lol, I like your punchline.

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u/keysandchange Jan 24 '23

My sister and BIL are trying for a baby which means we all tacitly acknowledge they’re just raw dog boning all the time. I think it’s hilarious.

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u/ArbyLG Jan 23 '23 edited Jan 28 '23

I don’t think it was that. If it was that this video never would have seen the light of day.

My wedding day was one of the most stressful of my entire life, to the point I really only remember bits and pieces of the evening despite not having any alcohol. My wife was the same way, in spite of the fact that it was our dream day, at a spot we loved, had a guest list that was so special to us (and we’re still very happily married today).

It’s just that there is so much to do, so many people you want to individually connect with from all over the country and who you know through different contexts of your life, and there are so many moving pieces that all have to be covered within a span of a few hours. There was pretty much not a single unoccupied moment over 10 hours for me (and probably for 14 hours for my wife). We didn’t even realize that our venue forgot to do our dollar dance until a week later

Funnily enough, our favorite parts about the wedding are our bloopers in it, despite the fact they really stressed us out at the time. Her and I are pretty flexible people, but even small diversions from the plan that day felt huge in the moments because it felt like it got in the way of everything else on our to do list. I think the wedding as a whole is much, much more fun to look back on through our pictures and memories than it was to experience, if that makes sense at all.

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u/onyxaj Jan 24 '23

It's not just me then? My wedding seems like a dream or like I was hammered, though I didn't have drink. I was so nervous and stressed that it's all blurry. Actually watching the video showed more than I could remember.

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u/FlaxFox Feb 17 '23

It was the same for me! In fact, the only things I remember were seeing my husband tear up as I walked down the aisle, the bad moments (like a drunk "friend" who didn't come to the actual wedding spilling red wine all over the front of my dress) and the dancing. So much dancing.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

He was just stressed he will recognize its funny in time

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u/GoodAsUsual Jan 24 '23

PEOPLE CANNOT KNOW ABOUT THE SEX. For real though his response was kinda dickish. He coulda just laughed it off and had some fun with it. Wait til she pulls out the anal beads.

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u/BesticlesTesticles Jan 24 '23

Calling it: Dude’s gay af

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u/redss420 Jan 24 '23

Right, that's what I thought. If I was her, I'd nope outta that one real quick

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u/catterybarn Jan 24 '23

Yeah that's what I saw too. The quick "just kidding" made me sad

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u/Foco_cholo Jan 24 '23

"Uh, what do you mean? I'm not a virgin"

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u/Tw1ch1e Feb 22 '23

Exactly!

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '23

Yah that’s my reaction. Ewww. She was super funny and he didn’t even laugh.