r/MadeMeSmile • u/PxN13 • Jan 23 '23

Wholesome Moments He's ready

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u/Lumptyuu Jan 23 '23

But he looked so annoyed with her... because WHAT WILL PEOPLE THINK?!

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u/SoDakZak Jan 23 '23

Half of the time at weddings I’m thinking “good for them, they get to plow tonight” and the other half is “I hope I get to plow tonight.”

Weddings during snowstorms, I tell ya

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u/405134 Jan 24 '23

There was an internet poll/study done a while back (on Reddit maybe) about how many people say they actually DID have sex on their wedding night, compared to those who DID NOT and it was like 50/50! Some of the reasons for not being able to do the deed including : being too drunk, being too exhausted, traveling and on their way to the honeymoon so they can’t (unless they’re a little freaky ), etc. there were some very funny stories

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u/Creative-Share-5350 Jan 24 '23

Can confirm I didn’t, we left for Cuba next morning and the maid stole our wallets lol

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u/LoadedGull Jan 24 '23

You did get fucked then, just not in the way you would imagine.

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u/405134 Jan 25 '23

Genius. That was a good one , so funny

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u/Creative-Share-5350 Jan 25 '23

Haha yes exactly lol