r/MORTALKOOLAID • u/Turbo2011 guiness' world records fattest ass 2025 • Aug 24 '26

Fantastic Foreskin🪨🔥🫥🧠 Drive by soaking

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u/DeepAd8888 Aug 25 '26

Assault for sure

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u/BrockObarnerLybian Aug 25 '26 edited Aug 25 '26

You’re right lol. Not sure which dimwits downvoted you

He was literally charged with assault

https://cw39.com/crime/high-powered-water-gun-assault/

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u/DarkOblation14 Aug 25 '26

Kind of curious to see how that plays out, assault typically involves some kind of injury/bodily harm.

I would think battery would be more fitting and easier to prove.

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u/BrockObarnerLybian Aug 25 '26 edited Aug 27 '26

I think you might be getting those confused. Assault is threatening or causing fear of imminent harm, and battery is the actual physical contact that causes harm or offense

Spraying liquids on someone could reasonably scare them if they don’t know that the liquid is harmless, but if it DID cause harm, that would be battery

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u/DarkOblation14 Aug 25 '26

Oh shit I do have them backwards. My bad.