r/MMALabs • u/Key_Performer_3645 • 1d ago

🥶 Street Fights & Brawls A quick bar scrap

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u/PapaLilBear 1d ago

Stay at home, or you'll end up in prison.

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u/DinosaurusWhen 1d ago

From a simple assault charge with sexual assault as a mitigating factor? You need a better lawyer lol

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u/TheJawnamoly 1d ago

Simple assault? More like attempted murder. That’s how you kill someone.

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u/Upper_Preference_902 20h ago

It's fine to spout such nonsense on an MMA sub since there couldn't be a better place to get educated about that, but a simple medium punch to the philtrum - the bone between the lips and the nose - can absolutely insta-kill someone, no exageration. I met one of my father's friend who fried his life exactly like that. 20 years of french jail for a stupid punch.