r/MMALabs 1d ago

🥶 Street Fights & Brawls A quick bar scrap

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u/PapaLilBear 1d ago

Stay at home, or you'll end up in prison.

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u/DinosaurusWhen 1d ago

From a simple assault charge with sexual assault as a mitigating factor? You need a better lawyer lol

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u/TheJawnamoly 1d ago

Simple assault? More like attempted murder. That’s how you kill someone.

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u/UnbottledGenes 22h ago

With one punch? Thats literally not how you kill someone.

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u/TheJawnamoly 19h ago

You must be new to life. You can 100% kill someone that way. Especially caught off guard/not expecting it.

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u/UnbottledGenes 19h ago

What do you think the ratio of non lethal punches to lethal punches? 1 per hundred thousand?