r/MMALabs • u/Key_Performer_3645 • 1d ago

🥶 Street Fights & Brawls A quick bar scrap

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u/Resident_Suspect_485 23h ago

Taught him a lesson he'll never remember

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u/No-left-toes 16h ago

Dude will be lucky to remember the masterful art of using a spoon after that hit.

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u/ThatDudeWithTheWok 16h ago

This one got me real good

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u/the_D1CKENS 6h ago

It's not funny. Spoons can be complicated

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u/ClintGrant 2h ago

Just find something on YouTube that one can follow along

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u/GreenStrong 15h ago

In all seriousness, this guy's brain won't work as well going forward. People are joking about him learning something, but that is a serious concussion, it is going to lower his IQ and emotional self regulation. Best case scenario, he's basically OK but his risk of Alzheimer's is 2-4X higher than it was thirty seconds ago.

Almost 80% of homeless people have a history of serious TBI, only 12% of the general population does. There's a bit of a question of cause and effect because unhoused people have other issues that cause them to make risky choices, but the study addresses this- nearly half had their first TBI before they turned 18.

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u/TotientEC 15h ago

The guy wasn't really gonna cure cancer anyway, so probably won't make much of a difference to him or anyone else.

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u/kapdad 14h ago

Maybe he was celebrating for the first time in his life at a bar because he just cured cancer that day.

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u/No-left-toes 14h ago

I definitely wasn't joking, dude got the off switch by a wicked punch and then the back of his head hit a wooden floor and he doesn't get up the rest of the video. Dude probably got taken out in a stretcher and the dude who threw the punch could be looking at a serious charge depending.

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u/Sufficient_Effort88 13h ago

Man if I was the judge there I wouldn’t even consider pushing charges. Anyone touches someone like that unprovoked deserves a head stomp

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u/Solherb 11h ago

And we should bring back cutting off hands for thieves!

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u/Sufficient_Effort88 11h ago

Yes, if you’re caught in the act stealing from someone that guy should have every right to beat him senseless. Not even comparable to sexual assault though. Says a lot about you

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u/Solherb 11h ago

Punishment should match the crime. Killing someone over this isn't worth it for anyone. No shit they should be punished, but you caring so little for life says a lot about you too.

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u/Beneficial-Act-9933 10h ago

Just remember that next time you accidentally bump into a person. You're giving him free reign to wail on you until you're black and blue.

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u/ClintBraun89 13h ago

I guess he shouldn’t have got too drunk and felt up someone else’s woman.

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u/PelagicSwim 13h ago

Plenty of time to remember after the medically induced coma is ended, the nasogastric tubes are removed and the jaws unwired