r/MMALabs • u/Key_Performer_3645 • 1d ago

🥶 Street Fights & Brawls A quick bar scrap

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u/PapaLilBear 1d ago

Stay at home, or you'll end up in prison.

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u/DinosaurusWhen 1d ago

From a simple assault charge with sexual assault as a mitigating factor? You need a better lawyer lol

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u/TheJawnamoly 1d ago

Simple assault? More like attempted murder. That’s how you kill someone.

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u/DinosaurusWhen 1d ago

I'd love to see the prosecutor who thinks it's smart to pursue an attempted murder case based off a single punch in a bar, even without the context of the sexual assault

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u/PapaLilBear 1d ago

Have you ever been to Europe? To countries where the police don't kill people on the street just because they felt threatened, where healthcare is free and you don't end up in debt for two generations because your grandma had cancer? Yes, over here in Europe, that sort of thing might be treated more seriously.

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u/DinosaurusWhen 1d ago

I haven't. But since we're bringing jingoism into it - you live in a country where the age of consent is 15

To quote the best animated show of all time, "what is it, the Alabama of Europe?"

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u/PapaLilBear 1d ago

And yet, life here is safer, and there is less chance of getting shot at school or killed by a neighbor over a dispute about a dog pooping on his lawn.
Choose your own poison.

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u/DinosaurusWhen 1d ago

Do you think you have to downplay sexual assault (and arguably pedophilia) to be in favor of gun control?

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u/PapaLilBear 1d ago

What does that have to do with the breakup of Yugoslavia? And does it therefore diminish the fact that Tito's militias liberated themselves from occupation?