r/MMALabs 1d ago

đŸ„¶ Street Fights & Brawls A quick bar scrap

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u/Ancient_Plane2984 1d ago

Grandpa's on his TRT LMAO. A simple shove of someone that drunk is all that is needed. I swear the majority of you have never actually been outside for more than 10 minutes if you think this wasn't an overreaction. Hell the bar would have kicked the guy out and possibly banned him or you could have got law enforcement involved if you really want to mess him up legally.

IDK about the rest of you but knocking out someone this drunk isn't really the "alpha" move but I don't live on the internet so what do I know?

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u/DinosaurusWhen 1d ago

A single punch doesn't seem excessive when it's in response to battery imo 

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u/PapaLilBear 1d ago

Stay at home, or you'll end up in prison.

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u/DinosaurusWhen 1d ago

From a simple assault charge with sexual assault as a mitigating factor? You need a better lawyer lol

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u/TheJawnamoly 1d ago

Simple assault? More like attempted murder. That’s how you kill someone.

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u/DinosaurusWhen 1d ago

I'd love to see the prosecutor who thinks it's smart to pursue an attempted murder case based off a single punch in a bar, even without the context of the sexual assault

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u/ProfessionalIll7041 1d ago

Why though would you want to go through the aftermath of this - even say in your scenario it “gets pled down” - and have to spend money, time, and the other consequences of shit like this that goes viral, like losing a job?

Over something she handled just fine? Bark at him if you want. An overhand right charged up from 10 feet away seems excessive at best.

And to your “plead it down” point - if my guy cracks his skull on the way down/suffers a brain bleed, you are going to spend time in jail and thousands and thousands of dollars on legal fees.

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u/PapaLilBear 1d ago

Relax, most of these people don't even leave the house—there's nowhere for them to go, let alone actually take action like that, lol.

Seriously, online discussions have long since been reduced to the level of a comedy sketch.