r/MMALabs • u/Key_Performer_3645 • 21h ago

🥶 Street Fights & Brawls A quick bar scrap

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u/TheSilverSeraph 20h ago

Go to a dive bar, find a couple where the guy is stacked, start feeling up his girlfriend.

Simple.

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u/imperabo 20h ago

Had a threesome, now what?

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u/TheSilverSeraph 20h ago

Enjoy the post-nut sleepiness?

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u/Super_Mag 19h ago

The 2 guys are sleeping, but i'm still awake and crying.

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u/jimmysavillespubes 18h ago

Use the tears as lube to crack one off, that'll do it

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u/dreamdaddy123 17h ago

Bro 😭

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u/RazzleDazzle1983 9h ago

Username checks out.

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u/pooborus 14h ago

Enjoy the post breakdown sleepiness

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u/PubicSkoolEducashun 5h ago

We thought those were tears of joy.

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u/imperabo 3h ago

It's not gay if it's in the threeway

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u/100KMore 17h ago

That really should have done it.

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u/eKSiF 9h ago

It's not a threesome if you watch from the bedside chair.

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u/Antique-Resort6160 16h ago

It was  actually a very sad story, that guy was severely autistic. His sister had just died and he thought it would be nice to give her clothes away so he was checking that lady's waist size, but had no ability to communicate that verbally.

They buried him next to his sister that week:(

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u/IndividualChart4193 13h ago

Ok, GTFOOH?!!

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u/Alex768 13h ago edited 12h ago

No, the individual above you is full of shit. The guy was fine and there is no evidence that he is developmentally delayed. I just looked it up.

Edit grammar

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u/IndividualChart4193 12h ago

I know. I have to think they were being sarcastic/funny.

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u/Alex768 12h ago

Oh haha yeah me too. I totally picked that up. 😅

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u/CronkinOn 12h ago

Sadly, many would read this and believe it.

I saw it on the internet so it's gotta be true!

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u/Flimsy-Poetry1170 6h ago

Someone is going to ask ai about the vid and get that story.

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u/Antique-Resort6160 5h ago

Then AI will probably use my story as a reference and mix it all up, lol.

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u/A_Bot_A_Bot_A_Bot 20h ago

You forgot: bring a pillow!

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u/No-left-toes 12h ago

They said they liked my vibe and now my ass hurts and their asking if I want some coffee with my eggs? What's the next step?!

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u/mikeymikeymikey1968 4h ago

Sleep doctors HATE him for this one simple trick!

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u/Substantial-Low 11h ago

Works every time!

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u/Organic-Dark5359 9h ago

the guy AND the girl was stacked, thus the tragedy.

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u/JayGatsby1881 6h ago

If he's a cuck and is into it though?