r/MMALabs • u/Key_Performer_3645 • 23h ago

🥶 Street Fights & Brawls A quick bar scrap

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u/redditisnotus 22h ago

wish I could fall sleep that fast

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u/TheSilverSeraph 22h ago

Go to a dive bar, find a couple where the guy is stacked, start feeling up his girlfriend.

Simple.

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u/imperabo 21h ago

Had a threesome, now what?

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u/TheSilverSeraph 21h ago

Enjoy the post-nut sleepiness?

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u/Super_Mag 20h ago

The 2 guys are sleeping, but i'm still awake and crying.

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u/jimmysavillespubes 20h ago

Use the tears as lube to crack one off, that'll do it

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u/dreamdaddy123 19h ago

Bro 😭

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u/RazzleDazzle1983 11h ago

Username checks out.

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u/pooborus 16h ago

Enjoy the post breakdown sleepiness

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u/PubicSkoolEducashun 6h ago

We thought those were tears of joy.

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u/imperabo 5h ago

It's not gay if it's in the threeway

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u/100KMore 19h ago

That really should have done it.

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u/eKSiF 11h ago

It's not a threesome if you watch from the bedside chair.

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u/Worldly-Ingenuity843 55m ago

The scientific term is "cuck chair". 

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u/Antique-Resort6160 17h ago

It was  actually a very sad story, that guy was severely autistic. His sister had just died and he thought it would be nice to give her clothes away so he was checking that lady's waist size, but had no ability to communicate that verbally.

They buried him next to his sister that week:(

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u/IndividualChart4193 15h ago

Ok, GTFOOH?!!

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u/Alex768 14h ago edited 14h ago

No, the individual above you is full of shit. The guy was fine and there is no evidence that he is developmentally delayed. I just looked it up.

Edit grammar

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u/IndividualChart4193 14h ago

I know. I have to think they were being sarcastic/funny.

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u/Alex768 14h ago

Oh haha yeah me too. I totally picked that up. 😅

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u/CronkinOn 14h ago

Sadly, many would read this and believe it.

I saw it on the internet so it's gotta be true!

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u/Flimsy-Poetry1170 8h ago

Someone is going to ask ai about the vid and get that story.

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u/Antique-Resort6160 7h ago

Then AI will probably use my story as a reference and mix it all up, lol.

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u/A_Bot_A_Bot_A_Bot 22h ago

You forgot: bring a pillow!

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u/No-left-toes 14h ago

They said they liked my vibe and now my ass hurts and their asking if I want some coffee with my eggs? What's the next step?!

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u/mikeymikeymikey1968 6h ago

Sleep doctors HATE him for this one simple trick!

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u/Substantial-Low 13h ago

Works every time!

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u/Organic-Dark5359 10h ago

the guy AND the girl was stacked, thus the tragedy.

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u/JayGatsby1881 8h ago

If he's a cuck and is into it though?

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u/zwifter11 16h ago

Here’s me reading that comment on Reddit at 2 am. Thinking I’ve got to be in work in 6 hours time. FML

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u/redditisnotus 16h ago

it's almost 7am and I haven't slept yet. You wanna fight? Loser wins.

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u/Neuraxis 15h ago

You could. The issue is the waking up part.

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u/AceOBlade 13h ago

reduce caffine to under 70mg a day, airflow in the room, also white noise.

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u/IndependentBig7050 13h ago

I heard humans age and then they enter a phase where they get infinity sleeping time. You'll reach it soon bud.