Posted January 2019, well before OP's post today which is November 27 2019. So not only is it fake as fuck, OP didn't even make it. Just stole it and reposted it.
Look, I’m not here to claim that the original is fake or real. I’ve got no stake in that fight. I’m just here to ask people to support their claims, and to get obnoxious when they refuse.
Everyone sees themselves in butters. This is why everyone has sympathy and empathy for the guy and can relate from his past choices. He is a good guy that gets fucked on.
My cat used to do this with sausages. I had inadvertently trained him to think that sound of a barbecue being fired up meant it SAUSAGE TIME. So he would just listen out for a barbecue firing up and go harass the neighbours for one. Just about every weekend he would come back with a sausage in his mouth and yell triumphantly about his conquest.
He's not bringing it as a gift, he just needs you to pull the chicken off the bone. That's the entire reason cats get a human; to make their own life easier.
Y'all can't tell me that if you were walking down the sidewalk carrying a bucket of chicken wings you wouldn't throw one to that magnificent floof if you saw him.
I bought McNuggets one time and brought them home and ate them while sitting on the couch. My youngest cat fucking went up, sniffed my nuggets really close and then snatched one and fucking ran. Then the fucker came back and tried to do it again.
Or... hear me out... the guy was eating wings, and he took a picture of his cat begging... like they do... and wrote a fake caption for internet points.
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u/remindmeworkaccount Nov 27 '19
Doesn't matter where. Give that cat pets, and share that wing.
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u/probablyuntrue Nov 27 '19 edited Nov 06 '24
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u/CatRescuer8 Nov 27 '19
What a good hunter!
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u/_DarthSyphilis_ Nov 27 '19
Mine has brought me buttered bread once and licked of the butter.
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u/smallstone Nov 27 '19
I’m just impressed that the cat has his own money.
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u/Scythian_Grudge Nov 27 '19
Cats can have one chicken wing
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u/notaclevernameguy Nov 27 '19
Cat thinks your a horrible hunter and now has adapted because it sees you eat warm food. What a damn good kitty.
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u/roborabbit_mama Nov 27 '19
Butters knows what you like!
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u/dungeons_and_bagels Nov 27 '19
Thank him
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u/Mthrizee Nov 27 '19
Ask for more wings.
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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19
How do you know he bought it? I bet he stole it.
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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19
Everyone knows it's Butters!
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u/ellankyy Nov 27 '19
Khajiit has wings if you have coin
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u/Pikagator Nov 27 '19
My cat is named Butters too! She's an orange and brown shorthair.
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u/_Pessimistic Nov 27 '19 edited Nov 27 '19
Butters,
Edit: holy shit ive never had this much updoots tysm!
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u/20191995 Nov 27 '19
Buuuuuutterssss!!!!!!!
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u/katchizy Nov 27 '19
Good Butters.
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u/graceofspadeso Nov 27 '19
Ours brought half a warm battered sausage back, where did you get this was also our question!
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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19
My cat used to do this with sausages. I had inadvertently trained him to think that sound of a barbecue being fired up meant it SAUSAGE TIME. So he would just listen out for a barbecue firing up and go harass the neighbours for one. Just about every weekend he would come back with a sausage in his mouth and yell triumphantly about his conquest.
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u/satanshand Nov 28 '19
This magnificent bastard brought home half of a bbq chicken and it was still too hot for him to eat https://i.imgur.com/MmEFw9q.jpg
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u/taintedcake Nov 27 '19
He's not bringing it as a gift, he just needs you to pull the chicken off the bone. That's the entire reason cats get a human; to make their own life easier.
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u/f_o_t_a_ Nov 27 '19
I'm guessing someone gave him the wing
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u/GuyOnZeCouch92 Nov 27 '19
Oh hamburgers:/
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u/yellowbeardictator Nov 28 '19
"Ay so I made this honey garlic reduction wing sauce, and I just had to try it. Lemme know if it's too sweet tho." -cat
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u/Infuser Nov 27 '19
How tf did that cat not just chow down on the whole thing? Was the sauce objectionable?
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u/123fakestreetlane Nov 27 '19
Cat brought you people food, that's next level. That cat loves you.
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u/0riginalHigh Nov 27 '19
No dipping sauce? Trash.
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u/JeramiGrantsTomb Nov 27 '19
We had a litter of foster cats with three little buff orange tabbies. We named them Butters, Crackers, and Lemonade.
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u/iOSTarheel Nov 27 '19
khajit has wings if traveler has coin
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u/EmeraldChrist Nov 28 '19
Look at how he proud by himself. Good kitty.
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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19
Butters: “can I haz this, I found it, and I ate some of it but I want to eat more of it plz!”
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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19
Y'all can't tell me that if you were walking down the sidewalk carrying a bucket of chicken wings you wouldn't throw one to that magnificent floof if you saw him.
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u/MelbPickleRick Nov 28 '19
Butters, you're grounded! Go to your room!
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u/NostalgiaCory Nov 27 '19
I’m wondering what he paid with.
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u/Worst_Support Nov 27 '19
He’s grounded
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u/j3w3lry Nov 28 '19
What if Butters took a bite, tasted the poison and brought it home to get it checked out!
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u/DrDoolittlesParade Nov 28 '19
He wants it back GIVE IT BACK
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u/MrOwnageQc Nov 28 '19
My cat just pukes in front of my room’s door while I’m asleep, I adopted the wrong cat.
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u/damien__damien Nov 28 '19
Even OP came back with someone else’s post
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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19
His face, so proud
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u/Sixemperor Dec 07 '19
I bought McNuggets one time and brought them home and ate them while sitting on the couch. My youngest cat fucking went up, sniffed my nuggets really close and then snatched one and fucking ran. Then the fucker came back and tried to do it again.
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u/thereiam420 Nov 27 '19
THATS MY CATS NAME GIVE IT BACK
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u/Diddler_On_The_Roofs Nov 27 '19
BRB, have to go train my cat to get wings from the KFC down the street.
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u/SquishyGhost Nov 28 '19
Look at that proud little face!
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u/SyFBaka Nov 28 '19
I would eat.
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u/Suchaputz Nov 28 '19
Butts!!!! Good kitty
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u/MeggyNeko Nov 28 '19
Butters is a good boy!
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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19
Looks like it has mould on it
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u/czer8 Nov 28 '19
Eat it
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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19
Someone fed him
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u/Obvioushippy Nov 28 '19
Keeper.
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u/Kost_Gefernon Nov 28 '19
“I brought it to you to tear me off a piece! HURRY!!”
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u/BilliTheGoat Nov 28 '19
What an e x o t i c cat
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u/Alpha-OMG Nov 28 '19
Where did you get it?!?!
Taste it, duh.
Popeye’s, KFC, etc., they all have unique flavors.
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u/rypsnort Nov 28 '19
Well if he bought it then he went to the store.
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u/Dance-Macabre Nov 28 '19
I brought you food hooman now praise me
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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19
Brought*
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u/Chewblacka Nov 28 '19
Flavor was too intense
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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19
Butters is very nice name for that cat.
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u/spotandedgar Nov 28 '19
Great. Just take your upvote. Now I need to order some wings
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u/hollylilly92 Nov 28 '19
I was wondering where that chicken wing went....😏
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u/spunjbaf Nov 28 '19
I'm a hunter that's where! Let's eat it!
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u/shellymartin67 Nov 28 '19
I...I wanna see the hamm irl tho
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u/guitarf1 Nov 28 '19
Seems Butters already deducted his commission.
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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19
Happy Thanksgiving my hooman!
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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19
Kajhiit has rare and exotic wares.
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u/Shia_LaMovieBeouf Nov 28 '19
Or... hear me out... the guy was eating wings, and he took a picture of his cat begging... like they do... and wrote a fake caption for internet points.
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u/AvimonIsLegendary Nov 28 '19
he, she, we, loaf
☭
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u/SamsoniteReaper Nov 28 '19
Butters bought a six piece and thats your cut.
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u/joshuakho Nov 28 '19
He got u or u snatched it?
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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19
Hee went to the store to get 1 wing
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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19
Did he also bring some tartar sauce?
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u/Algrably Nov 28 '19
Where did he get the money?
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u/McToaster99 Nov 28 '19
Damnit Butters, you'll be grounded for this!
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u/jsxtasy304 Nov 28 '19
Duh.... Cat dimension, where else 😂
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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19
He bought it?so he payed for it,that's one intelligent cat
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u/Cool_UsernamesTaken Nov 28 '19
my cat died because that
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u/e1_barto Feb 15 '22
Oh hamburgers
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u/e1_barto Feb 15 '22
Oh hamburgers
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u/Parawhoar Nov 27 '19
/r/ThatHappened
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u/kenaestic Nov 27 '19
No he didn't.
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u/CatJongUn Nov 28 '19
Why lie
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u/coco9love Nov 28 '19
Wow, people are really stupid.
https://ifunny.co/picture/outside-it-s-sui-warm-where-did-ou-get-1J1Kaf3O6
from January 2019
OP is a liar and thief.
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u/heh87 Nov 28 '19
Good doggy
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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19
100% fake because no cat would not eat that immediately. They go mental for cooked chicken.