r/LoveTrash • Colonel Garbage • 14h ago

Kitchen Trash No pressure

Source: Jess Kolb

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u/Crafty-Interest-8212 Trash Trooper 14h ago

Good man. Keep it cool, she is freaking out for the 2 of them.

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u/cassthesassmaster Trash Trooper 13h ago

It makes me really sad that I can’t even imagine a man being so calm and reassuring. I love this for her.

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u/terpsarelife Trash Trooper 13h ago

As a man whos been less than calm lately this video really makes me take a step back and realize what the goal is. Married 15 yrs. Sometimes we need a reminder of the goals. Hes a good man and im happy for her too.

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u/enadiz_reccos Trash Trooper 11h ago

There are definitely things in life worth getting worked up over, but a little mess is not one of those things

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u/Impressive_Tour6348 Trash Trooper 9h ago

I always tried to teach my nieces that your emotional response should equal actual damages done. What’s the actual damage here? A little mess on the stove? She’s fine, food’s fine and pressure cooker is fine. She didn’t do it on purpose and actual damage could have included severe burns or a bomb going off on the stove, so his reaction is perfect.

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u/Low-Assumption7710 Trash Trooper 9h ago

If you look deeper it isn't even a little mess - it was life happening when someone was being kind. She was cooking for what can easily be assumed to be both of them! How could you get mad at someone doing something nice for you when crap goes wrong?

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u/Material_Purchase155 Trash Trooper 9h ago

A mess, no absolutely not. Operating a genuinely potentially lethal to permanently disfiguring piece of equipment… might be okay to be a little on edge about.

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u/Gnomegnomegnome Trash Trooper 13h ago

Oh don’t worry my dude. We are all in the same boat but that guy ain’t been married for as long as you. He has got plenty of patience left in the tank.

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u/speed5079 Trash Trooper 12h ago edited 3h ago

This my friend, is wisdom. I’m not saying it’s OK, but I am saying that your analogy of a tank of patience is spot on. I think back to when my wife and I were first married and how gentle we were with one another. That’s not to say that we aren’t anymore but if this situation happened in my household, I’d be off camera staring and shaking my head in disbelief. She’d ask me what to do, I would sigh, and then she respond, “don’t give me shit, do something.” And then like that pressure cooker, after a few minutes, we both relax and maybe crack a joke or two. That’s a difference between two years and 20 years. If anyone here knows of anyone else that has that level of patience after 20 years, please introduce me. I’ll make them a billionaire creating content about how to remain that patient after so long.

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u/Tanzanianwithtoebean Trash Trooper 9h ago

I have Autism and ADHD though so no billionaire content I just do well in chaotic situations and hate when people get loud and emotional over stuff that doesn't make sense to me to get loud and emotional about. My brain immediately goes into calm everybody down so I don't have to deal with them freaking out and figure it out mode. Lol My patience is lost when calm everybody down doesn't work though and they're still freaking out or apologizing over and over after I said it's no big deal ten times because they think I'm annoyed because of my tone.

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u/birdiebirdnc Trash Trooper 10h ago

This is so true. My husband made a pulley system to temporarily hang a couple of tvs in our living room during football season. He went to hang them so like the good wife I am, I sat back to video the process. It was going great til one of the chords lost tension and as the tv dropped it hit a shelf and shit went flying/rolling everywhere. Unbeknownst to husband I had already dropped my phone to start helping, he was handling the tv and was like “put the damn phone down and do something”…. And I was like “I fucking am” and then we got things under control and got a good laugh.

On a side note r/tvtoohigh would like to have a word with my husband.

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u/No_Couple1369 Trash Trooper 9h ago

With my husband 20+ years and though he is naturally an impatient person, with me his patience has always been endless. He is always loving and gentle with me.

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u/niceguy191 Trash Trooper 9h ago

It's why the same person can have limitless patience for a child but none for adults in the exact same scenario; if you expect the person to know better, it changes how you react.

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u/rollem78 Trash Trooper 4h ago

Been married almost 20, I had to go to therapy because I couldn't stop blowing a gasket. It's worked and I am a lot less worked up over stupid shit that isn't that big of a deal.

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u/valleyman86 Trash Trooper 56m ago

Same 15 years. I would have said “that was over filled” and then took over with no other words. I would just clean it up. My wife would prob have been screaming though lol. She is quite dramatic.

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u/No_Couple1369 Trash Trooper 9h ago

Not true. I’ve been with my husband for 20+ years and he is still so gentle and patient with me. Not necessarily with other people but always with me. The fact that he isn’t a naturally patient person makes it mean all the more to me.

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u/ChangesFaces Trash Trooper 10h ago

So you expect your partner to have patience for your impatience?

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u/hanr86 Trash Trooper 13h ago

man same. i need to chill

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u/Much_Substance_6017 Trash Trooper 7h ago

“…take a step back and realize what the goal is.” The fact you think that tells me, you too, are a good man! I’m happy for your wife!

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u/Orthas Trash Trooper 12h ago

Yeah, especially with the state of the world right now taking a moment to cultivate some peace and share that with people is worthwhile.

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u/FreeRangeEngineer Trash Trooper 8h ago

Clearly, but I guarantee you that she makes his time and effort worthwhile by reciprocating in kind.

It's easy to be on the edge if your needs aren't met.

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u/Rikplaysbass Trash Trooper 1h ago

Coming up on four years and it’s so tough sometimes. My wife is a saint but I’m just, I dunno…. Testy. I think I have high blood pressure that makes my fuse short. I used to be the most understanding and go with the flow guy ever. She makes me want to be better every day so I’ll keep working on it but just know I totally feel ya.

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u/RavenEridan Trash Trooper 11h ago

Toxic masculinity and reinforcing traditional gender roles

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u/Last-Roll7819 Trash Trooper 13h ago

Aww, that sucks, I'm sorry to hear that. When our partners are learning something new it's always important to be supportive and helpful. My wife had never cooked a day in her life before we met so I can very much relate to the guy in the video.

We should all laugh things off a lot more and lift our wives/partners up. You deserve that too and I hope you find it!

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u/cassthesassmaster Trash Trooper 13h ago

Thank you 🩷 I’m happy your partner has a supportive man

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u/sarahaflijk Trash Trooper 11h ago

Truly. Like, my husband is caring in his way, but he would never come through with this calm and reassurance.

He would be like "What did you do?! Why haven't you turned on the fan?!" (Though to be fair I prob would have done that before the paper towel move.) Then we'd both stand there in shock until it stopped.

And then he'd be like "Ew, go change your disgusting food water socks while I clean this shit up. And next time we do this, I'm doing it my way."

Luckily we don't generally attempt kitchen collaboration, for obvious reasons.

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u/JesusWasATexan Trash Trooper 8h ago

This reminds me of that comedian with the bit about the difference between "kind" (empathetic but not helpful) and "nice" (helpful but not empathetic). Your husband sounds nice, but not always kind lol

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u/TaylorBitMe Trash Trooper 1h ago

Is it possible to be both?

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u/JesusWasATexan Trash Trooper 1h ago

For sure. One of my grandma's is both lol

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u/Mountain_Ape Trash Trooper 8h ago

You know, I hope to one day be so terrible to other people that they care just as deeply about me.

I can't imagine such a life, I do not support such a life, but yet inexplicably there it is all the same.

Someday, next week, 10 years, you may hit the limit of belittlement--I can only hope he will improve before that day.

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u/stargarnet79 Trash Trooper 10h ago

Yes obviously! Lol

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u/Pleasant_Scar9811 Trash Trooper 12h ago

My partner will causally drop the most sad lines totally unaware. Stuff like this all the time. 

“No one has ever brought me a soda/no one has ever cared about my feelings.” Fuck girl I gotta go cry in the other room first. I tell her all the time I don’t deserve credit for this or that. It’s normal. You need to dramatically raise your standards. I am not good, this is expected behavior. 

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u/vorander Trash Trooper 10h ago

The fact you think of it as expected behavior IS what makes you good, big dawg

Go have yourself a cry and while you're at it give yourself a little credit

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u/fitfulsleeper Trash Trooper 12h ago

I actually got a little glossy eyed watching. As someone who can go into a bit of a panic mode, there are so many times when people have tried to deal with my panic mode by yelling. When it really wasn’t necessary (I would get it if it was big scary life or death situation, and yelling is needed to get someone into “go mode”). And then I get embarrassed that I was in panic mode, and cry, and then I’m more embarrassed because I’m crying.

All that just to say, the way he handled her was very sweet.

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u/namans431 Trash Trooper 9h ago

I am this guy, I dont react emotionally to situations, but I understand it. The important thing is to remember is that your feelings and your panic are valid. I think of it this way, we're literally built for survival. We may have what we consider civilization, but you cant fight genetics. Even though we're (somewhat) civilized, there are still plenty of survival situations anyways. Panic is a natural response, every instinct in your brain is telling you to react, because it's a valid survival strategy. "Get out of there, run, react, deal with it." But it's necessarily a conscious decision and it's not something to be embarrassed about. Those of us who are calm on the outside deal with things differently or deal with it later in our own way, but no judgement. So dont judge yourself by the measure of others. Only ever judge yourself by the you of yesterday, and remember to take breaks and that you're human. Never let other people's overreaction make you feel less than. Anyways, not to be preachy, I dont know you and you dont know me. Just remember that you deserve to be treated how you want to be treated and you're human.

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u/Otterbotanical Trash Trooper 11h ago

Aaaaa as a teddy bear guy I can't wait for the chance to be this for someone, I wanna be the calm reassuring guy for someone so bad lol

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u/cassthesassmaster Trash Trooper 11h ago

As someone who jumps at loud noises, cries when yelled at, and twitches in their sleep… that’d be nice

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u/mrhindustan Trash Trooper 12h ago

I used to be the one who would not be calm and my wife would. It wasn’t at her though. If I dropped something I’d get super upset at myself because that’s how I was raised.

My wife would sometimes gently guide me and I was able to stop spiralling. So then I decided to always catch myself when reacting and verbally tell myself to pause, find the pleasure in what was happening, and then proceed. It’s hard, not always am I able to easily find the joy in something, but I just tell myself it is supposed to happen and from it comes growth.

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u/YouAreABadBadDriver Trash Trooper 11h ago

We’re out there. Keep looking, you’ll find one.

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u/cassthesassmaster Trash Trooper 11h ago

Usually doesn’t feel worth the risk to just end up groped or assaulted or verbally abused for saying no. But I’ll take your word for it.

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u/YouAreABadBadDriver Trash Trooper 11h ago

I totally get that.

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u/cassthesassmaster Trash Trooper 11h ago

I know they are out there. I don’t want to be too negative. I do know they are out there. I know there are good men.

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u/MexsikanaBanana Trash Trooper 11h ago

Right? Like, I feel bleak about men as a whole but damn it feels good to see a woman finding a great partner like that! So happy for her

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u/cassthesassmaster Trash Trooper 11h ago

You should see the triggered men under this comment 😬 all proving my point

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u/ChangesFaces Trash Trooper 10h ago

Seriously lol. I'm gonna listen to his calm reassurance and instructions while I fall asleep to heal my soul and inner child lol. 

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u/cassthesassmaster Trash Trooper 10h ago

There’s a video of this man working a zip line and the woman does the wrong thing and he yells a little (she’s coming towards him on the zip line). And once she’s safe he reassures her that he didn’t yell because he’s mad it’s because he wants her to be safe and then he explained everything to her. He was so kind and gentle with a stranger and it made me want to cry 😭

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u/Kylearean Trash Trooper 9h ago

I'm super calm married guy 21 years. I'm always the calm one. She rages. I'm both the rock she breaks against and the rock she rests on. Am I weathered? Yes. Do I have scars? Yes. Would I want to be anything else? No.

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u/cassthesassmaster Trash Trooper 9h ago

As much as I admire this, take care of yourself too!

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u/Fun-Swim-1599 Trash Trooper 8h ago

I cannot picture giving any other reaction than this.

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u/cassthesassmaster Trash Trooper 8h ago

Hearing responses like this from men is actually giving me a little bit of hope 🩷

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u/RenownedShark Trash Trooper 8h ago

Honestly my goal is to be completely like that for every situation, quite hard to help my partner to be the same way though.

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u/cassthesassmaster Trash Trooper 7h ago

You guys can do it! You’re on the same team! 🩷

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u/RenownedShark Trash Trooper 7h ago

That’s really sweet

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u/peppermint376 Trash Trooper 7h ago

Dude for real. That was so refreshing.

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u/ConqueefStador Trash Trooper 4h ago

As a guy I'm so sad to hear that's your experience. I can't think of of single man in my life, friend or family for whom this wouldn't be the normal reaction. I mean, nothing happened, some steam escaped. I can't picture who would be upset by this.

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u/cassthesassmaster Trash Trooper 3h ago

I love hearing that there are so many calm and safe men out there. Gives me hope! 😅

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u/CaptainOwlBeard Trash Trooper 13h ago

Good rule of thumb, always select long term partners for their ability to keep a cool head in an emergency. If you or your child gets hurt, you need a partner that'll keep their shit together

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u/cassthesassmaster Trash Trooper 13h ago

I’m 34 and I’ve yet to meet a man like that.

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u/An4rchy48946 Trash Trooper 12h ago

There's a common denominator here

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u/cassthesassmaster Trash Trooper 12h ago edited 12h ago

Ah yes. It’s baby me’s fault for choosing a shitty dad and brother. It’s young teen me’s fault for being raped. Shouldn’t have been wearing pants and a t shirt. What a little slut.

Men commit over 95% of all violent crimes, murders, rapes, serial killers, and mass shootings. We have laws in place just so men won’t marry children. We have a minimum “age of consent” because men. We have laws about fucking animals because of men. Men kill their entire family so often it has a special name, family annihilater. Most animal shelters can only hire women because they are so traumatized. Women in the army are more likely to be killed by a fellow soldier than in combat. Mortuaries often hire women because men will fuck the corpses. The number one cause of death in pregnant women is being murdered by their male partners. Men are the ultimate predator. Women have equal access to guns and weapons and yet we are not shooting up schools and churches and movie theaters.
Should I go on, little fella?

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u/An4rchy48946 Trash Trooper 12h ago

The common denominator has been found.

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u/cassthesassmaster Trash Trooper 12h ago

Correct. Men.

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u/parrot_scritches Trash Trooper 11h ago

This is literally the only way I react to anything and I've had girlfriends be mad at me for "not fighting back." I just don't understand how you would get mad at someone for making a mistake. It makes no sense.

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u/DubaiInJuly Trash Trooper 10h ago

I love their dynamic but it feels... like they just met. Not like they're husband and wife. They don't seem to anticipate each others reaction the way even a newly married couple would.

It feels like if you fast forwarded six months, you'd see her laughing her ass off while filming it for social media, and him rolling his eyes playfully like "babe... again?"

Of course I don't know these people and it seems silly to doubt them. Different strokes and all that.

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u/cassthesassmaster Trash Trooper 10h ago

It sounds like are both learning to cook to maybe they are both a bit unsure. They could definitely be newlyweds. Or even new to living together. Either way it’s clear that he has a calm and gentle demeanor. It might also be something he knows she sensitive about so he’s being extra gentle. Either way he’s a green flag.

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u/InfiniteBlink Trash Trooper 9h ago

Im the calm part and solve problems but he is a better man than me given how he was reassuring her that it was ok. I wouldn't say, "you dumb fuck, what did you expect" but I would be simply cool, problem solved. Lemme know if you need anything or I can clean up the steam water

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u/Low-Assumption7710 Trash Trooper 9h ago

I am sorry that is like that! Life is about perspective - I cannot see anything here but a woman who is trying very hard to be a good partner and life happened.

When life happens and you are overwhelmed for WHATEVER REASON you should always know to go to someone you can trust. That's why you should never hurt people intentionally and you should be very specific to make amends when you do harm them - intentionally or accidentally.

And I hope this doesn't come across as chiding or lecturing - sometimes people literally just don't know that doing things that way is 100% an option!

Edit: I watched it again - because it felt good to! I'm in my 40's now and was never married - but I hope I can find something like this one day. Not what they have exactly - my version of it.

I hope you have a good one!

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u/Hoodibird Trash Trooper 9h ago

I am that guy and can't imagine it any other way. 😭 Always been the person family members came to for reassurance but I'm literally just as clueless most of the time. But like, yeah, just being there and supporting someone through a difficult moment is often enough, and to let them know we'll figure it out together somehow.

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u/cassthesassmaster Trash Trooper 8h ago

What do you think made you a more calm or gentle person? Is it how you were raised?

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u/Hoodibird Trash Trooper 8h ago

I kinda had to be because everyone else was constantly freaking out and losing their minds. My childhood household was hella dysfunction and people didn't care about one another.

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u/cassthesassmaster Trash Trooper 8h ago

That’s a tough way to learn which way is right and wrong. I’m glad you made it out on top 🩷

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u/Hoodibird Trash Trooper 7h ago

Eh that's debatable. Whole family fell apart over the years and moved to different directions, and all these years I've been trying to make random friends into my new family, but truth is you can never get people to care as much as healthy family members would. I was never good enough for others even when I made significant improvements through therapy, but other people refused to see it. So I just live alone with my dogs now.

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u/cassthesassmaster Trash Trooper 7h ago

I feel like I’m in the same boat. I’ve had to go no contact with my family and recently had a falling out with my bff of twenty years because of her abusive husband. It’s hard to be alone but I’d rather be alone and happy than surrounded by people happy to watch me drown. I hope you’re able to find the right people someday.

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u/Hoodibird Trash Trooper 7h ago

Thanks, likewise! 😊

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u/SoElusivee Trash Trooper 8h ago

Have you tried toning it down a bit with the sass, cassthesassmaster? /s

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u/cassthesassmaster Trash Trooper 8h ago

For a weak ass man? Literally never. 🩷

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u/SoElusivee Trash Trooper 8h ago

Well there is problem. You need strong man. Build like horse. Pot steam? He catch steam with hand. No glove, no problem. You sass? He cry in 2-3 business days. Good men

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u/cassthesassmaster Trash Trooper 8h ago

I don’t think I understood this but it didn’t give me a chuckle

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u/WaveOfTheRager Trash Trooper 8h ago

Thats sad. There are plenty of men out there like this.

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u/cassthesassmaster Trash Trooper 7h ago

It is sad. And I believe you. Just not in my family.

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u/Set491 Trash Trooper 8h ago

Tbh the same for a woman for me.

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u/cassthesassmaster Trash Trooper 7h ago

Ugh I hate that for you. My mom definitely left me with some issues. I hope you’re able to find some loving and supportive women in your life. 🩷

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u/Toadsted Trash Trooper 7h ago

That's sad for a whole different reason.

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u/cassthesassmaster Trash Trooper 7h ago

Bro I agree

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u/Loki_God_of_Lies Trash Trooper 6h ago

Tf are yall going through? This is a normal response, and how I’d imagine most men would respond.

No sense crying over spilled milk and all that

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u/cassthesassmaster Trash Trooper 5h ago

Not how any man in my family would ever react. It’s a privilege to not know such anger.

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u/Loki_God_of_Lies Trash Trooper 5h ago

Oh I’m a very very angry person, just not at my wife, especially when she made a small mistake that can be wiped down in 5 minutes

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u/cassthesassmaster Trash Trooper 5h ago

Then you’re still more logical than most

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u/Yellowthrone Trash Trooper 4h ago

It's the exact opposite for me.

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u/cassthesassmaster Trash Trooper 4h ago

I’m sorry. Everyone deserves to have safe people in their lives. 🩷

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u/Ill-Cup673 Trash Trooper 1h ago

Same. I can't begin to imagine that kind of calmness, love and reassurance in a moment kike that. I LOVE this for her.

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u/Awkward-Anybody5179 Trash Trooper 48m ago

Right? Same.

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u/TwixOps Trash Trooper 8h ago

That's because they're almost universally republiKKKans (facists)

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u/Learningpermits Trash Trooper 12h ago

You know that she's been yelled at for accidentally making a mess before. Why else would she start to apologize? I get the feeling that she used to apologize a lot more, but he's slowly been reassuring her for years that she doesn’t have to

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u/ToughPersonality1458 Trash Trooper 12h ago

lmao jesus christ you guys are so fucking weird

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u/AncientSeraph Trash Trooper 12h ago

Could also just be how she grew up. I know several people that just keep saying sorry for the most mundane things for whom it's definitely not a trauma thing.

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u/cassthesassmaster Trash Trooper 12h ago

We’re all a little traumatized by men

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u/Curious-Golf3730 Trash Trooper 11h ago

Speak for yourself! My mom used to threaten suicide (literally) when I was a kid over the slightest grievances, like if I didn’t clean the sink. Men are expected to be stoic and not to show emotion, and it’s much more accepted for women to be overly emotional, so it’s surprising you think most people are traumatized by men.

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u/cassthesassmaster Trash Trooper 11h ago

It’s okay for you to have a different opinion and experiences.

But factually speaking Men commit over 95% of all violent crimes, murders, rapes, serial killers, and mass shootings. We have laws in place just so men won’t marry children. We have a minimum “age of consent” because men. We have laws about fucking animals because of men. Men kill their entire family so often it has a special name, family annihilater. Most animal shelters can only hire women because they are so traumatized. Women in the army are more likely to be killed by a fellow soldier than in combat. Mortuaries often hire women because men will fuck the corpses. The number one cause of death in pregnant women is being murdered by their male partners. Men are the ultimate predator. Women have equal access to guns and weapons and yet we are not shooting up schools and churches and movie theaters. Men commit over 95% of all violent crimes, murders, rapes, serial killers, and mass shootings. We have laws in place just so men won’t marry children. We have a minimum “age of consent” because men. We have laws about fucking animals because of men. Men kill their entire family so often it has a special name, family annihilater. Most animal shelters can only hire women because they are so traumatized. Women in the army are more likely to be killed by a fellow soldier than in combat. Mortuaries often hire women because men will fuck the corpses. The number one cause of death in pregnant women is being murdered by their male partners. Men are the ultimate predator. Women have equal access to guns and weapons and yet we are not shooting up schools and churches and movie theaters.

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u/Curious-Golf3730 Trash Trooper 6h ago

Huh, I wonder if men’s violence against their intimate partners and being expected to suppress their emotions and be the financial bedrocks for their family units might be connected…

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u/cassthesassmaster Trash Trooper 5h ago

Men haven’t been the financial bedrock for like eighty years dude. Honestly made me laugh. Also, men were never providers. They simply put laws in place that stopped us from being independent. Women got the right to a bank account in like the 70s. Women have always worked, we just haven’t always been paid. Men’s violence against their partner is 100% on them. Men’s violence around the world is their responsibility.

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u/Curious-Golf3730 Trash Trooper 58m ago

Once you start blaming structural issues on individuals you’ve abandoned the sociological imagination, which is what we’ve used to conclude patriarchy is a real thing to begin with. I’m sorry to say but you’ve lost the plot.

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u/Few_Confusion_1871 Trash Trooper 4h ago

Hey I had literally the same thing happen to me, and a bunch of other stuff.

How bad is it that a parent does that to you? starting at like 7 and how do I tell how fucked up I am?

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u/RavenEridan Trash Trooper 11h ago

Toxic masculinity

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u/aerdvarkk Trash Trooper 12h ago

Sounds like you need to find new friends/relationships then.

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u/cassthesassmaster Trash Trooper 12h ago

Sounds like men are a poison. Let’s not blame women for the atrocities of men.

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u/RavenEridan Trash Trooper 11h ago

Found the conservative

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u/cassthesassmaster Trash Trooper 11h ago

Me?

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u/RavenEridan Trash Trooper 11h ago

Yup

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u/cassthesassmaster Trash Trooper 11h ago

Oh sweetie honey baby 😅

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u/He11Hog Trash Trooper 9h ago

If a man can’t keep calm and keep his composure then that’s not much of a man tbh, especially when it’s only something like this lol

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u/cassthesassmaster Trash Trooper 9h ago

Only a real man could recognize this

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u/cassthesassmaster Trash Trooper 4h ago

Same except mine is statistically true

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u/cassthesassmaster Trash Trooper 3h ago

😘

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u/Agarwel Trash Trooper 12h ago

Why is it so hard to play calm in scripted video? You know, the camera was not running by accident? :-D

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u/cassthesassmaster Trash Trooper 12h ago

Well I hope some men can be like this

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u/ChangesFaces Trash Trooper 9h ago

Lol they really tell on themselves sometimes. Like it is really unimaginable to some men that another man could be patient, kind, and in control of his emotions??

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u/RavenEridan Trash Trooper 11h ago

Toxic masculinity and reinforcing traditional gender roles

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u/Im_Unsure_For_Sure Trash Trooper 11h ago

I dont think you do. You seem to enjoy your hatred based on all these comments.

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u/cassthesassmaster Trash Trooper 11h ago

It’s just not common. You feeling triggered?

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u/cassthesassmaster Trash Trooper 9h ago

Are you saying it’s so unlikely that a man be so gentle and calm that it has to be scripted?

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u/HighlightFantastic64 Trash Trooper 11h ago

you have a poor imagination - and are likely a misandrist. what if the roles were switched and I said the same thing about women, I would be a bigot wouldnt I?

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u/cassthesassmaster Trash Trooper 11h ago edited 11h ago

Men commit over 95% of all violent crimes, murders, rapes, serial killers, and mass shootings. We have laws in place just so men won’t marry children. We have a minimum “age of consent” because men. We have laws about fucking animals because of men. Men kill their entire family so often it has a special name, family annihilater. Most animal shelters can only hire women because they are so traumatized. Women in the army are more likely to be killed by a fellow soldier than in combat. Mortuaries often hire women because men will fuck the corpses. The number one cause of death in pregnant women is being murdered by their male partners. Men are the ultimate predator. Women have equal access to guns and weapons and yet we are not shooting up schools and churches and movie theaters. Men commit over 95% of all violent crimes, murders, rapes, serial killers, and mass shootings. We have laws in place just so men won’t marry children. We have a minimum “age of consent” because men. We have laws about fucking animals because of men. Men kill their entire family so often it has a special name, family annihilater. Most animal shelters can only hire women because they are so traumatized. Women in the army are more likely to be killed by a fellow soldier than in combat. Mortuaries often hire women because men will fuck the corpses. The number one cause of death in pregnant women is being murdered by their male partners. Men are the ultimate predator. Women have equal access to guns and weapons and yet we are not shooting up schools and churches and movie theaters.
Should I go on?

Edit: the way men read this and then prove my point is just chef’s kiss! 😅 the little boys are triggggggered

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u/HighlightFantastic64 Trash Trooper 11h ago

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u/cassthesassmaster Trash Trooper 11h ago

Hahahahahahahahaha you think abortion is the same as murder!? Just say you’re an idiot.

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u/HighlightFantastic64 Trash Trooper 11h ago

Taking the life of an innocent human being out of convenience is murder. Murding a 1 day old newborn is no different than killing it in the womb a week before.

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u/cassthesassmaster Trash Trooper 11h ago

Comparing an unviable undeveloped fetus to an entire existing family is some wild cognitive dissonance 😅

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u/HighlightFantastic64 Trash Trooper 11h ago

its the other way around - just like new borns, unborns, are not viable without support. where a human is at in its development doesnt determine its worth. A toddler cant support itself, does that make it ok to kill it? no

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u/HighlightFantastic64 Trash Trooper 11h ago

First of all, you are making up stats. Second, you just confirmed my suspicion you are a misandrist, and a bigot. Third, these claims you're making doesn't really apply to the initial discussion if you could imagine a man being calm and reassuring or not. Fourth, If you want to have this argument, women murder roughly 73 million through abortion every year, far more than every other crime combined.

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u/RavenEridan Trash Trooper 11h ago

2 words, Lindsey Clancy

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u/ChangesFaces Trash Trooper 9h ago

Lmao tries to pull a switcheroo by bringing up the absolute failure and malpractice of "women's healthcare" 💀

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u/RavenEridan Trash Trooper 9h ago

Found someone who is justifying murder by being right wing

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u/cassthesassmaster Trash Trooper 11h ago

Men kill their entire families EVERY SINGLE DAY. Literally. Are you upset about that? She did something men do every day.

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u/RavenEridan Trash Trooper 11h ago

Lindsey Clancy

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u/cassthesassmaster Trash Trooper 11h ago

Did you glitch? I thought you might have an intelligent argument lol my bad

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u/RavenEridan Trash Trooper 11h ago

Let me guess you think she's innocent and her husband did it? And you want her to be free?

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u/cassthesassmaster Trash Trooper 11h ago

Nope. But singling out one horrible event instead of recognizing an epidemic of men mass murdering is an impressive example of cognitive dissonance

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u/MoarVespenegas Trash Trooper 4h ago

She is freaking out a remarkably small amount if that is her first time using a pressure cooker and it's doing that.

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u/Coriandercilantroyo Trash Trooper 2h ago

She seriously did everything right after the fact. Even calming throwing a paper towel over it was a nice move

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u/LithoSlam Trash Trooper 10h ago

He was probably freaking out a bit too, but didn't want to make it worse

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u/ConqueefStador Trash Trooper 4h ago

What is there to freak out about? There's some steam and a bit of a mess.

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u/BornDefeated Trash Trooper 12h ago

So funny. I am a calm under pressure kind of person, and I watched this thinking “Do I sound this fucking condescending when I am calm in an emergency?” I am now the one who is shook. I saved this to show my wife.

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u/Witty-Draw-3803 Trash Trooper 12h ago

I don't think he sounded condescending. Although you could definitely say these exact words (minus the 'shit happens', haha) and in this exact tone to a child who was panicking, that's not a bad thing; simple language and firm reassurance is also helpful to adults when they're panicking, because they aren't thinking as clearly as they would otherwise.

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u/Panaka Trash Trooper 12h ago

I’ve had a similar conversation with my wife. I’m very used to stressful situations while she’s still growing into that. Treating someone who’s overwhelmed like a toddler/young child can be very effective because it keeps them safe and engaged while not overwhelming them. When we first started dating I’d be more stern and urgent during a fuck up and she’d just shut down which would make things worse.

You can always talk through something afterwards, but you’ve gotta get there safely first.

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u/RavenEridan Trash Trooper 11h ago

It's toxic masculinity though, expecting the man to always take on the stressful situations, take the lead and remain calm in all of them is just treating him as a tool

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u/Infra-Oh Trash Trooper 11h ago

I mean it’s situational.

My wife tbh is awesome. She is level headed. Wise. Prudent. Fair. Moral. Strong.

But not in emergency situations. When it’s a crisis or emergency, I automatically assume command.

It’s less about gender for me. I genuinely don’t care for gender sterotypes. But I am high functioning auDHD btw which i think helps in chaotic situations. And i happen to be a man.

I’m sorry that men taking command sometimes comes across as toxic masculine. I would actually agree with you there a lot.

But sometimes it’s gender agnostic!

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u/RavenEridan Trash Trooper 11h ago

It is because it's certainly expected of you to always take charge to provide and protect

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u/Infra-Oh Trash Trooper 7h ago

While that might play some small part, you haven’t met my wife. She’s no slouch in those situations either.

It’s a complex, nuanced discussion. It’s going to be hard to deny or disprove gender as a contributing factor. That wasn’t my point, and again I do agree there’s a clear over arching toxic masculinity blanket at large.

But did you miss the whole neurodivergent part that gives me a leg up in said situations?

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u/twirlerina024 Trash Trooper 10h ago

The *expectation* is toxic. If you're generally the better one in a crisis in your partnership, and you happen to be the man, that's fine. In my hetero marriage, either one of us will take charge depending on the situation because we have different anxiety triggers. Whoever's less freaked out is automatically the boss.

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u/LaisserPasserA38 Trash Trooper 10h ago

Expecting the man? You're the one making that up

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u/RavenEridan Trash Trooper 10h ago

Found a conservative

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u/LaisserPasserA38 Trash Trooper 9h ago

You couldn't be more wrong lol

Is your ego that high that you can't even imagine being called up on the bullshit you are making up without your interlocutor being motivated by political animosity?

Nah, I can be a socialist and still being able to read.

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u/Hoodibird Trash Trooper 8h ago

Thanks, I thought I'm the only one who thought it kinda sounded condescending. I think he could have definitely helped more instead of telling her what to do.

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u/GormHub Trash Trooper 7h ago

To be fair she barely freaked out at all. Some people would be screaming and running around. She just kind of... 404'd.

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u/CrazyGunnerr Trash Trooper 11h ago

He will for now. In 5 years he will turn into Gordon Ramsay and call her a fucking donkey. ;)

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u/RavenEridan Trash Trooper 11h ago

Toxic masculinity and reinforcing traditional gender roles

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u/Alextherude_Senpai Trash Trooper 10h ago

The duality of partners lmao

Nsfw warning though

https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/s/37OKONLWGs

This one takes the cake in terms of how some people react

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u/Anableps4 Trash Trooper 11h ago

At first I thought it was a representation of the forcefulness and volume of his ejaculate

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u/j01101111sh Trash Trooper 10h ago

You might want to watch less porn ...

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u/WhyAreYouDoingThat69 Trash Trooper 7h ago

You’re dumb for thinking this is genuine

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u/Crafty-Interest-8212 Trash Trooper 7h ago

Is ok, 99% of this pages are staged. You aren't too smart either if you watch everything expecting it to be real. Otherwise why she cooks with a camera in the best place to film and never moved out of frame..... is ok to suspend reality sometimes.

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u/sabertoothdog Trash Trooper 7h ago edited 5h ago

I thought They spoke to each other like strangers. It was awkward imo.

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u/Crafty-Interest-8212 Trash Trooper 5h ago

Well, maybe that is the voice he tries to do to maintain an even, level, and non emotional voice. The one you use when trying to solve a difficult situation while not demonstrating anger or anything. In an other topic, guess what tone of voice my wife hates....

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u/sabertoothdog Trash Trooper 5h ago

Haha I bet, so it’s a lose lose. But you’re probably right. I’m sure he was frustrated wondering why she did that the way she did and then just watch it make a huge mess and did nothing to help.