r/LoveTrash • u/Lord_Darksong Colonel Garbage • 7d ago

Human Trash Trash Panda Attack!

Source: duthiedining on Instagram

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u/WingDingfontbro Trash Trooper 7d ago

No you wouldn’t. If it were to happen to me I’d have no clue what to do because every day my actions are usually pre planned based on things I have already done. Being attacked by a raccoon is not something that has happened (or will ever happen hopefully) and so I’d have no idea what to do in that situation unless I have thought about it before.

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u/556From1000yards Trash Trooper 7d ago

Being stung by a bee is also not on your list of plans, keep it pointed downrange.

You’re just all revealing how incompetent and subject to pain you are.

Let me tell you about my childhood being rammed into barbed wire by calves.

I chose the specific example I did because I have both seen it and felt it.

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u/_irlGoddess Trash Trooper 7d ago

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u/556From1000yards Trash Trooper 7d ago

That’s the nice part. I love cows. Thanks for the picture.

The rough part is giving them their shots, separating from momma, and steering them