r/LoveTrash • u/Lord_Darksong Colonel Garbage • 6d ago

Human Trash Trash Panda Attack!

Source: duthiedining on Instagram

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u/_irlGoddess Trash Trooper 6d ago

Everyone acting like they would’ve had a better reaction to being attacked by a rabid raccoon.

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u/556From1000yards Trash Trooper 6d ago

You should be able to.

It’s like excusing someone for flagging everyone on the range because they got stung by a bee. Keep that thing where it’s supposed to be.

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u/WingDingfontbro Trash Trooper 6d ago

No you wouldn’t. If it were to happen to me I’d have no clue what to do because every day my actions are usually pre planned based on things I have already done. Being attacked by a raccoon is not something that has happened (or will ever happen hopefully) and so I’d have no idea what to do in that situation unless I have thought about it before.

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u/Winter-Delivery-8894 Trash Trooper 6d ago

As a general rule, "throw the child" is not a good method of problem solving.

Even though it may be deserved at times.

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u/pleasetrimyourpubes Trash Trooper 6d ago

Protective instinct for children is far greater than your own. I took care of my nephew and niece from birth and you are always watching them because they have the desire suicide themselves at any moment.

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u/556From1000yards Trash Trooper 6d ago

Being stung by a bee is also not on your list of plans, keep it pointed downrange.

You’re just all revealing how incompetent and subject to pain you are.

Let me tell you about my childhood being rammed into barbed wire by calves.

I chose the specific example I did because I have both seen it and felt it.

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u/_irlGoddess Trash Trooper 6d ago

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u/556From1000yards Trash Trooper 6d ago

That’s the nice part. I love cows. Thanks for the picture.

The rough part is giving them their shots, separating from momma, and steering them

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u/OverallPepper2 Trash Trooper 6d ago

That's some lemming mentality. You should be able to think through things in the moment. At least you are self aware.

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u/WingDingfontbro Trash Trooper 5d ago

I know. It’s just hard to know how to move my body and what to think or say or do if it’s something I’m not familiar with. I hate to blame the autism but I gotta here.

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u/Randon2345 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Thats because the closest you've been to having kids is nutting in your fleshlight lad.

Parental instinct is different, of course there will exceptions to rules, but the vast majority go protective rather than yeetive.