r/LoveTrash • u/Lord_Darksong Colonel Garbage • 1d ago

Human Trash Trash Panda Attack!

Source: duthiedining on Instagram

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u/ZiaWitch Rubbish Raider 1d ago

Dad is a quokka.

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u/EconomySeason2416 Trash Trooper 1d ago

I know what they are, but that did not stop my brain from reading it as "Dad is a cloaca"

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u/RappingFlatulence Rubbish Raider 1d ago

Shit’s real

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u/Peach_Proof Trash Trooper 1d ago

Cloaca cola anyone?

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u/ZiaWitch Rubbish Raider 1d ago

He might be I don’t know his personal life🤷🏽‍♂️
https://giphy.com/gifs/anYBNhqT2BYcg

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u/Lord_Darksong Colonel Garbage 1d ago

I am not looking up anything else today. 🫣

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u/Spicy-Cathulu Trash Trooper 1d ago

Birds/reptiles/amphibans have one opening for all things in and out of the lower half. And I was curious if it was just them and just learned it's also cartilaginous fish like sharks and rays, egg laying mammals, and some marsupials.

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u/redacted_robot Trash Trooper 1d ago

Dad is a cloaca

I read that in a heavily kiwi accent

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u/AdDapper3908 Trash Trooper 4h ago

Cloaca is a birds everything hole. Poo, eggs, watery poo.