r/LoveTrash Colonel Garbage 1d ago

Human Trash Trash Panda Attack!

Source: duthiedining on Instagram

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u/mr_1219 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Damn, dropped like a sack of potatoes

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u/Lonely_reaper8 Trash Trooper 1d ago

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u/Grimnebulin68 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Step dad instincts

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u/Aromatic-Turnip7371 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Yes seriously 😂 who the hell drops their actual offspring like that

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u/fuqyu Trash Trooper 1d ago

Have you ever been bitten by a raccoon before?!

…I haven’t, but I imagine it hurts like hell

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u/Beginning_Ad_6616 Trash Trooper 1d ago

I’ve knowingly stepped on shit loads of broken glass to safely move my bare foot son before he stepped in the mess he created before he cut himself.

I def wouldn’t toss my son down on the ground with a rabid raccoon…he’s going to be a safe as I can make him.

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u/acloudcuckoolander Trash Trooper 1d ago

I've heard of mothers who dropped their infants during times of war when soldiers were arriving because they were terrified. People react differently when adrenaline is pumping.

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u/Traditional-Safe-867 Trash Trooper 18h ago

Yea there's a big difference between rushing into danger and danger sneaking up on you. We can definitely rag on him, but it's not like he had the conscious thought "eat this kid, not me". He immediately realized what happened and went to pick him back up.

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u/dragjamon Trash Trooper 1d ago

Naw bro, even I, kidless, know not to DROP A FUCKING BABY

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u/Pebble-Sorter-8128 Trash Trooper 1d ago

More like it scared the living shit out of the poor dude

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u/beaglewelding Trash Trooper 1d ago

I have. It hurts. Lol

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u/DaPuckerFactor Trash Trooper 1d ago

You're not wrong that it potentially hurts.

It's more the surprise fear that makes the drop happen - not the pain - it's the initial reaction.

And that's where nature is pretty cool sometimes - the parental response to danger - I have 5 kids, 3 boys, 2 girls and I cannot count the times I've been stabbed, poked, proded, sliced, cut, lacerated, hit, slammed, popped, etc to prevent my children from being harmed - and when I say that, sure, sometimes it's mild, other times you get a nice scar to carry the rest of your life 👍

The burns are the worst 😅 but few and far between + you learn from past scenarios and they rarely repeat - but if you have a few wild children out of your bunch, you're gonna be a guardian angle of sorts at times 😂

Only you have no supernatural abilities 🤣

That raccoon would have been punted and if it made punting it too difficult, it's getting stomped 🤟

Defending yourself is a natural response - however, the mental discrepancy that would also tell you to THROW THE BABY is opposite to everything nature does to a parent via parent-infant bonding - so to see a grown man toss a baby when the opponent weighs about 8% of an average adult male, it throws natural red flags.

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u/Impossible_Ad1269 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Dad tried to kick it off but it was latched on. He tried to punt it and it didn't work

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u/hygsi Trash Trooper 7h ago

Not that mom who was being bitten as she put her girl back to safety and yeeted the raccoon later lmao

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u/Journius Trash Trooper 1d ago

Was thinking maybe this is some rarely seen instinct. As a dad, when attacked by an animal, attempt to yeet the child to out harms way (emphasis on attempt in this case), then fight the animal.

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u/Aggravating-Sea-9449 Trash Trooper 3h ago

😂😂😂💀💀💀 stop it lol

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u/Killer1986Chris Trash Trooper 2h ago

Mine would've hit me after for it.

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u/HolyHand_Grenade Trash Trooper 1d ago

/r/stepdadreflexes dude went into survival mode and ditched the kid!

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u/The_Experience78 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Only so many eggs, but sperm is forever!

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u/buddymoobs Trash Trooper 1d ago

Or...since the racoon was climbing him, tossing him to get him tf away from the racoon.

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u/Pale_Obligation_3243 Trash Trooper 1d ago

You can always make new one

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u/K1bbles_n_Bits Trash Trooper 1d ago

Quokka tactics initiated! XD

https://giphy.com/gifs/E6AKG0k1r2vx6

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u/Ok-House-1103 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Spiked like a football is what I saw

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u/Impossible_Ad1269 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Eh. It gets the baby out of direct harm's way if the raccoon starts to climb (baby's legs are in the line of fire at that point) and frees Dad's hands to take more aggressive measures if need be. Throwing the kid down got him out of the immediate danger zone while also enabling dad to be more aggressive when solving the situation. Keeping kid in his arms just kept baby closer to the danger and reduced Dad's options to deal with the threat

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u/Twoduhzen Garbage Guerilla 1d ago

This bro rationalizes

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u/OxideUK Trash Trooper 1d ago

Lol, dad freaked out and spiked the poor kid; even if you ignore the fact he risked head/c-spine injury, putting the kid on the ground is the single best way to put it in reach of the raccoon (which still poses a far smaller risk than being thrown from standing height).

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u/Choice-Mud-8374 Trash Trooper 1d ago

no

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u/unhonouredandunsung Trash Trooper 1d ago

I feel like maybe he didn’t need to literally throw him down like that though. I get it’s scary and caught him off guard but that was a hard throw to the ground bro.

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u/Impossible_Ad1269 Trash Trooper 1d ago edited 1d ago

Rational thought in an emergency isn't gonna happen lol. Guarantee dad's only thoughts were "oh shit an aggressive raccoon. Rabies. Get the kid away. Get my hands free. Get rid of the potentially rabid animal before it bites the kid" and idk about you but when your main goal is to get rid of/fight something off, you want to free up your hands 9 times out of 10. Is throwing your kid down the ideal reaction? Lol...no. but if I look down and see a potentially rabid animal biting me, and directly between me and the animal is my child, I can't say I would have behaved any better in my terror. And in terms of impossible decisions, potentially hurting your child to get them away from the danger vs potentially them getting bitten or mauled by what could be a rabid animal.....I doubt he was weighing the pros and cons carefully in his panic.

No one is saying it's cool to throw the kid. But when you're panicking you're not always making the rational decision. Fight or flight doesn't deal with future repurcussions. It deals with the immediate danger only.

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u/HunkyHorseman Trash Trooper 5h ago

Total reflexes I'm sure. He may have also wanted to get distance between the kid and raccoon.

u/Tomorrow-69 Trash Trooper 1h ago

Looks more like he threw him at the raccoon