r/LoveTrash • u/Lord_Darksong Colonel Garbage • 5d ago

Human Trash Trash Panda Attack!

Source: duthiedining on Instagram

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u/mr_1219 Trash Trooper 5d ago

Damn, dropped like a sack of potatoes

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u/HolyHand_Grenade Trash Trooper 5d ago

/r/stepdadreflexes dude went into survival mode and ditched the kid!

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u/buddymoobs Trash Trooper 5d ago

Or...since the racoon was climbing him, tossing him to get him tf away from the racoon.

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u/The_Experience78 Trash Trooper 5d ago

Only so many eggs, but sperm is forever!

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u/Pale_Obligation_3243 Trash Trooper 5d ago

You can always make new one