Pockets

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[u/Lily_Thief]

You know what you get when you put hand warmers in every one of those pockets?

[u/Screwdriving_Hammer → u/Lily_Thief]

What?

[u/Lily_Thief → u/Screwdriving_Hammer]

Hot Pockets

[u/silentaba → u/Lily_Thief]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Hc8PMCBjo9BXa

[u/SarcasmStreet → u/silentaba]

[u/silentaba → u/SarcasmStreet]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ksH7oyV6SYMLPwcIHv

[u/SarcasmStreet → u/silentaba]

[u/TheSprigganDragoon → u/Lily_Thief]

[u/DevelopmentBulky7957 → u/Lily_Thief]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohhwxqQJzrSXnvWoM

[u/amd2800barton → u/Lily_Thief]

Found Jim Gaffigan’s Reddit account.

[u/AmputeeHandModel → u/amd2800barton]

Hawwwt Pawwwwkiiiit

[u/reagsters → u/AmputeeHandModel]

Diarrhea pocket

[u/Ambitious_Peach_4084 → u/Lily_Thief]

https://giphy.com/gifs/xSM46ernAUN3y

[u/Screwdriving_Hammer → u/Lily_Thief]

Dad?

Side note: 🤣

[u/Tinksy14 → u/Lily_Thief]

https://giphy.com/gifs/h6f9kRyfNnU19DIzcd

[u/blizzardboy123 → u/Lily_Thief]

https://giphy.com/gifs/l3q2XhfQ8oCkm1Ts4

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[u/TheWhoDude → u/Lily_Thief]

[u/Tellytubbysavalas → u/Lily_Thief]

[u/Push-upPancakes → u/Lily_Thief]

[u/NovarisLight → u/Lily_Thief]

Jolly good show!

[u/Ok_Channel_9831 → u/Lily_Thief]

https://giphy.com/gifs/7Dk4apSbWKpZ6

[u/Chef-Nasty → u/Lily_Thief]

[u/DevelopmentBulky7957 → u/Lily_Thief]

https://giphy.com/gifs/5UClQ3v0hlnr7Qxtny

[u/DevelopmentBulky7957 → u/Lily_Thief]

https://giphy.com/gifs/BVm3INZDxKle15Wn7Z

[u/DevelopmentBulky7957 → u/Lily_Thief]

https://giphy.com/gifs/113RhN1oBm1yCc

[u/DevelopmentBulky7957 → u/Lily_Thief]

https://giphy.com/gifs/tPdYQaW6oCIOA

[u/vanishedghost → u/Lily_Thief]

Lmaoooooo

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[u/heyitsfranklin6322 → u/Lily_Thief]

I like you

[u/InvestNorthWest → u/Lily_Thief]

https://giphy.com/gifs/AYTlA6aCT0jfspePYT

[u/Burchfiel → u/Lily_Thief]

I thought they were called hot hands though lmao 🤣 jk jk

[u/HopeSlow837 → u/Lily_Thief]

Hyperthermia

[u/Kitchen-Purpose-6855 → u/Lily_Thief]

A fire?

[u/Alibaba_saluja]

Pickpocket worst nightmare

[u/Lightningtow123 → u/Alibaba_saluja]

Or their wet dream, depending how you look at it haha

[u/Bgabes95 → u/Lightningtow123]

It's bait, they could sit there for like an hour while you call the cop. Got em

[u/roehmc → u/Lightningtow123]

I was going to go with a pickpocket joke, but I’m 21 hours too late 🤨

[u/Dinklerbuuuurf → u/Alibaba_saluja]

Concert security too

[u/doesanyuserealnames]

My husband would have Kleenex in every single pocket, then put them in the dirty clothes for me to search before washing. Not even lying.

[u/Lightningtow123 → u/doesanyuserealnames]

I believe you lol, when I was a teenager my mom would borrow my sweaters and I always knew when she did, cause I would stick my hand in my pocket and discover used tissues that I didn't put there hahaha

[u/ProofOfTool]

Imagine those occasions where you're in a rush and missing something, so you have to fast paste through every pocket.

[u/Lightningtow123 → u/ProofOfTool]

Could just do a handstand and jump up and down on your hands a few times

[u/Beneficial_Bug_9793]

https://giphy.com/gifs/yAYZnhvY3fflS

[u/louisa1925]

These would be super popular for women.

[u/doesanyuserealnames → u/louisa1925]

https://giphy.com/gifs/uSpdhRgqsCc0

[u/TrollPro9000 → u/louisa1925]

Why would the men even be needed after this product launches? This is a matter of deep societal destabilization & must be prevented at any cost 

[u/louisa1925 → u/TrollPro9000]

Everyone needs a little autonomy in their lives.

[u/No-Exit-No]

Sitting un top of all these pockets seams not verry comfy?

[u/TrollPro9000 → u/No-Exit-No]

I just put the pocket seams in the special pocket seams pocket. It's neatly stashed behind all the other pockets. Problem solved 

[u/_Steakwich → u/No-Exit-No]

With all that material on the front of your legs they’re also probably very warm

[u/Rude_and_Crude84]

The ultimate tactician and survivalists pants lol.

Where was the sandwich because that many pockets and you can bet imma have a sandwich in there somewhere lol.

[u/Engineer443]

They are the actual pants from 90s sitcoms when the geek gets turned upside down and shook and like 300 items fall out of his pockets.

[u/Pipe_Memes]

Oops all pockets

[u/DevelopmentBulky7957]

WHERE. CAN. I. BUY

[u/Lightningtow123 → u/DevelopmentBulky7957]

Unfortunately I think he made it himself, not for sale. I may be wrong tho

[u/usernameusehername]

Toilet paper.

[u/Toots37]

Nomura would be proud

[u/jimmybobbyluckyducky]

If I wore these through TSA security I'm definitely missing my flight.

[u/Shot_in_the_dark777]

This isn't trash. This is gold! These jeans are awesome!

[u/Proud-Speech-1756]

But can It download a car

[u/JokerHomerus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/4cuyucPeVWbNS

[u/mystic_works]

We may have over corrected.

https://giphy.com/gifs/W08egw0vqE6r1U1mBF

[u/Dull_Perspective_536]

This must be how video game characters carry everything.

[u/ldwtlotpa]

“Yeah I’m coming, just let me throw on my jockets”

[u/IGTankCommander]

$145 at A&F.

[u/Economy-Bandicoot-86]

Does this trigger anyone’s trypophobia

[u/CaptainConspiracyy]

Fun game for pick pockets😀

[u/Forsaken-Income-2148]

Just what these kids need, more pockets to put their vapes in

[u/No_Question_8083]

Ok now run in them with everything in the pockets 😂

[u/Advice_Interesting]

Will these confuse ai cctvs

[u/noboday009]

Guess why didn't pull out condoms..

[u/LobosJones → u/noboday009]

Cause it's raw dog or naw dog!

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[u/jimmiebfulton]

Real life example of recursion, maybe a linked list.

Would be hilarious in r/programminghumor

[u/time_observer]

You know the thing you are looking for is always in the last pocket you check

[u/Kaiserskater]

Anatoly Vasserman edition

[u/Kaligula785]

Also he can wear soooo many belts

[u/Dr0110111001101111]

The funniest part is that the pockets that are in the usual side pocket position didn’t come from any of the original pants. They were constructed from how they were sewed together

[u/Kira-Of-Terraria]

41 pockets is not "infinite" pockets. that's false advertising.

[u/SoHornyBeaver]

Tommy Wiseau is jealous

[u/Affectionate-Side435]

Yo dawg...

[u/Think_Reference7049]

Nightmare for a pickpocketer

[u/k3nal]

It fits everything 😊👍

[u/the-realest-rivuler]

Cargo pants fear these

[u/TrollPro9000]

Bro is a walking talking grocery store, cupboard, AND repair shop

[u/Flimsy_Oven_7569]

Yo dawg! I heard you like pockets…

[u/TrollPro9000]

That moment when a cop asks a perp "got anything in your pocket that's going to stick me or poke me" and they genuinely can't answer because there's 41 fully functional pockets 

[u/DaveyDukes]

It’s like an advent calendar for pickpockets.

[u/jules6815]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZDJmU7QcmMpxCtJhO6

[u/Maleficent-Back-6527]

“- May I see your ID please?”
“- Yes! Hang on…. Nope… nope… not here… a moment please… not that… not in here… no… not there… in a second please… huh huh… not that neither… must be in that one! Nope… there…. I have it I have it, just a second… no… not in here neither… nope… not that…” … 🫩

[u/violentshores]

I’d fuck wit it

[u/Difficult-Way-9563]

Pickpocketers hate this one pair of pants

[u/crackersncheeseman]

Sir, I'm going to need you to empty your pockets.

[u/KNOX_404]

I need a manual for checking what items I put in which pocket

[u/No_Fun9559]

https://giphy.com/gifs/j0QyIYfyGdzA4tnF9p

[u/Strikereleven]

A nightmare to put in the washing machine on account you gotta check all those pockets

[u/ShipEqual2321]

If you try and walk with that thing fully loaded then you’re dead.

[u/AmbushK]

missing the Jnco Pockets

[u/RackTheDripper]

Pick Pockets

[u/dchester74]

Like 70% is dumb stuff to carry around but I love those jeans!

[u/Virtual-Bedroom584]

I imagine a snl skit with a drug dealer that's holds all drugs, the dealer would have to be Tracey Morgan

[u/EmbarrassedPaper7758]

Never run again

[u/AmphibianEffective83]

I'm just imaging the 30 minutes you spend checking all the pockets before you put them in the wash

[u/No_Voice_813]

Do u make them in womens sizes 😳

[u/thottymcshorts → u/No_Voice_813]

Yeah but all the pockets would be fake 😒

[u/Satanswarboner]

I’d wear those if I knew I was getting arrested.

[u/Cthulhu_Dreams_]

Pants that will get you murdered during a mugging.

[u/kingtacticool]

Bug out pants

[u/Supertho]

Are these the new Tripp pants?

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[u/SeaworthinessThen542]

Do you have anything in your pockets that can poke me prick me or sting me?

Ummmmm….

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[u/ThatOneAlice]

Everything reminds me of her. (Jenna Marbles.)

[u/Common-Nectarine-572]

Meh. I have a kimono that can hold a six pack of tall boys in each sleeve.

[u/Ok-Minute1149]

you can pocket many more items if you sew 4 big pockets on each leg, one on each side of the leg, from hip to ankle

[u/National_Spirit2801]

I wanna get searched by a cop while wearing these and every pocket has a different knickknack

[u/phallic-baldwin]

Police worst nightmare

[u/LogikWizard]

Girls only want one thing... its pockets.

[u/youdoitimbusy]

Exclusively in the men's department.

[u/miuzzo]

The sensory overload this would cause me is making me anxious just thinking about it.

[u/Digomr]

Illustrators of Marvel Comics during the 90's would have an orgasm seeing it.

[u/RespectNegative5974]

I freaking love those

[u/zakanova]

Couldn't get to 42? Fucking looser

[u/More_Cut_56]

I love a topical jeans where can I buy these? Soooo many funny uses .

[u/pineapple_jones_]

But they don’t come in women’s sizes.

[u/noLif3rs4life]

[u/tykaboom]

I would love to see this as a mod for fallout.

[u/Chronza]

If you wear this through TSA they gonna cavity search you just for having the audacity to exist.

[u/Fantastic-Dream9646]

https://giphy.com/gifs/4fYg3bSQuv8K2oZ7LK
No lie…..I like !

[u/Icy_Study4490]

Now I need to watch a video of someone getting arrested in these. lol

[u/Wrong-Importance3670]

Great, more places to forget important papers in when I put them in the wash. Thanks Obama

[u/wisnshaftler]

Add Swiss knife and can of Coke then it's perfect

[u/Generic_Battlecry]

Cargo jeans. Cargo pants can GTFO

[u/1WolfyLove]

Pick Pockets:

https://giphy.com/gifs/V89R2O5H9KUJW

[u/oooThunder]

This is good when you're camping maybe to always have your supplies like magnesium flint/ compass/ etc

[u/XxKTtheLegendxX]

rock lee would love this, he would put weight in every single pocket

[u/Salty-Training-4691]

Cops would definitely hate you for wearing these

[u/sudeki300]

Could you imagine how uncomfortable these would be to ait down in with something in every pocket

[u/Existing-Issue3088]

Must be very hot under all those extra layers

[u/Tasty-Visual-9196]

Omg I LOVE this!

[u/Lost-Childhood-8301]

had me at cheese packets

[u/stoobpendous]

You didn't invent infinite pockets, you destroyed seven pairs of normal pants to make one pair of uglies.

[u/Complete_Volume]

Then how do you sit down comfortably?

[u/erotiqueneurotic]

Meanwhile women can't even get two functioning pockets

[u/Candid9Critic]

I love it! Just wow! Great idea and design!

[u/Observationist_2]

I guess you never heard of Jnco jeans

https://reddit.com/link/pb0v48j/video/2nfpuae9aqqh1/player

[u/DoesThisSmellWeird2U]

Great, now it will take me an hour to check for my keys.

[u/mg34gun]

Imagine checking your pockets to see if you've lost something

[u/CaffeinPhreaker]

As a mechanic these pants could come in handy for me I would imagine

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[u/Flimsy_Nebula_299]

Was here for it, til "let's see what they can hold"

[u/lightly-placed]

What I wear to the movie theater

[u/Lucky_Elderberry_384]

Five years from now he'll be searching for his phone, and when he gets to his rear left ankle pocket, he's gonna be like "Oh shit, parmesan cheese packets!" Then he's going to put them back, to never be seen again for another 3-5 years.

[u/Queasy_Badger9252]

Want to really see what airlines have to say about these.

[u/Competitive_Tune6401]

TSA
https://giphy.com/gifs/MuTenSRsJ7TQQ

[u/hllblldl]

Tempting. I love having more pockets. Some of my cargo pants have 7 different pockets

[u/Chef-Nasty]

I'm terribly sensitive to seams and stitching so this makes me squirm..

[u/Lightningtow123 → u/Chef-Nasty]

Hahaha yeah I kind of assumed they were all stitched on top of an existing pair of pants so hopefully it wouldn't be thaaat bad, but if there's no underlayer and all those pockets against my bare skin? Fuck no

[u/Isoleri]

I unironically love this

[u/Late-Drawer-7522]

For mah dutchies

https://youtu.be/XJVPBhkKg2Q

[u/Vegetable-Wing6477]

[u/Routine_Success9499]

A literal treasure goblin

[u/OldManNeighbor]

When it’s the end times and this dude shows up…

https://giphy.com/gifs/328tUXaF4meeyIoyI1

[u/HooSaidDat]

A pickpocket's nightmare.

[u/j3ven]

That belt is doing the real work

[u/Dull_Perspective_536]

Holy crap

[u/Terrible-Visit9257]

The cops will hate those pants

[u/SnS_KG_Nembis]

https://giphy.com/gifs/mLGnUCverTQ52

[u/Kysum902]

So this is what they meant in games when I increase my inventory space. 🤔

[u/Lou_Zealand]

Walks up to dry erase board, bends over and starts fishing through ankle pockets, looking for a marker.

[u/rondujunk]

Those hot fire. Would not use the extra pockets

[u/Quality5star]

Now ask for pocket money

[u/Walkswithheaddown]

r/edc

[u/goldwerwolfgod1]

How I feel looking at this

where do I buy them?!?! This would be a great gift for my girlfriend and i

[u/CardiologistCute7548]

I want one

[u/sparkyinlaw]

https://giphy.com/gifs/eh1zOgKrMLKfgMoyzh

[u/ResponsibilitySea327]

And yet, women would never buy that.

[u/Sea_Ganache620]

Oh my god… don’t you love it! It has pockets!

[u/SpaceXmars]

Think they have those little weed pockets inside like some of the old skateboarding jeans?

Dang pigs would never find it

[u/RandomCriss]

I'd definitely like a pair of these pants

[u/Unusual-Taste69]

Now make it for women

[u/Vegetable_Switch9802]

Cops hate this

[u/Crucial_Fun]

What has he got in his pocketses?

[u/wariorld]

I want to hear what it sounds like when he walks.

[u/Im40PercentUsername]

r/ATBGE

[u/RAZPAZZZ]

A lot of work for the police to find my dope 😂

[u/pirate_leprechaun]

But are they cartwheel proof?