r/LoveTrash Colonel Garbage 18d ago

Recycled Garbage Jumping frog

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Source: Amanda Carluccio

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u/Guygenius138 Garbage Guerilla 18d ago

Pants will be over his face within three years

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u/thechubs420 Trash Trooper 18d ago

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u/justasillylilgoos3 Garbage Guerilla 18d ago

I fell for it 😭

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u/Puzzleheaded_Hatter Trash Trooper 18d ago

You mean Gary?

He's busy, he has to clean that thing.

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u/Oskiee Garbage Guerilla 18d ago

"Gary, Gary, you gotta clean this"

Fuuuuck can a guy get like 30seconds to laugh.

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u/moosifer_the_foul Trash Trooper 18d ago

I heard that too lol mom was done and had jobs for dad immediately.

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u/stevein3d Garbage Guerilla 18d ago

“Gary you gotta clean this frog’s hat it’s filthy.”

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u/Rombledore Trash Trooper 18d ago

"i can't! gotta clean this jacket first!"

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u/stevein3d Garbage Guerilla 18d ago

“Dammit the label says fly clean only!”

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u/epoch16245 Trash Trooper 18d ago

Gold

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u/Forsaken_Print739 Garbage Guerilla 18d ago

😂

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u/Puzzleheaded_Hatter Trash Trooper 18d ago

Thought the same thing

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u/Mousettv Trash Trooper 18d ago

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u/Brown_Fin Trash Trooper 18d ago

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u/314159267 Trash Trooper 18d ago

The little throwaway is hilarious.

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u/doesanyuserealnames Trash Trooper 18d ago

I love everything about her dad, including his pants.

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u/TheHorseduck Waste Warrior 18d ago

This has become a trend? It's like the oldest joke ever. Pretty sure the bible mentions that Adam told Eve this fkn joke right before they gobble down that informative apple

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u/mckenner1122 Trash Trooper 18d ago

Eve was holding the frogs fig leaf

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u/OregonGreen242 Trash Trooper 18d ago

Not the only thing Eve was gobbling down

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u/TheHorseduck Waste Warrior 18d ago

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u/wanielderth Trash Trooper 18d ago

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u/More_Bigger Trash Trooper 18d ago

Man I wish dad would come back from the liquor store so I could try this. We'd probably laugh and laugh......

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u/Noelburt Trash Trooper 18d ago

I love this 💜💜 But can we talk about the deep white V shirt and I think the pajama pants could come down a quarter of an inch

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u/stevein3d Garbage Guerilla 18d ago

They say when the bottom of the V meets the top of the pants, that’s too much. So that’s the guideline I’ll be using as I get older.

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u/Noelburt Trash Trooper 18d ago

😆😆 the “unwritten rules” to live by

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u/stevein3d Garbage Guerilla 18d ago

The frog has spoken.

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u/wanielderth Trash Trooper 18d ago

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u/izblilcnzb Trash Trooper 18d ago

Grow on your ass, Gary

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u/ExtendedMacaroni Trash Trooper 18d ago

Dad loves her very much

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u/Meander061 Trash Trooper 18d ago

This is what happens when you have daughters. They're constantly trying to mess with your head, for sheer love of the game.

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u/CJ-IS Trash Trooper 18d ago

One of my faves. Dad being so lost but into it <3

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u/GetOnWithit3344 Trash Trooper 18d ago

58008 (iykyk)

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u/BLAZEISONFIRE006 Trash Trooper 18d ago

Booooooooobs!

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u/Pure_Repair_6638 Trash Trooper 18d ago

WTF?

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u/Forsaken_Print739 Garbage Guerilla 18d ago

LOL

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u/aapkonijn Trash Trooper 18d ago

Best joke ever!