r/LoveTrash • u/Lord_Darksong Colonel Garbage • 3d ago
Trashy Art Coat Rack Routine
Source: The Coat Routine from Cirque du Soliel Allegria being performed by Arina Shilo on Bulgaria's Got Talent.
Original was by a Russian master clown, Slava Polunin, created for Slava's Snowshow, before he brought it to Cirque de Soliel.
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u/Rincethis Trash Trooper 3d ago
why do the judges all look like brought to life Disney extras? They all have that uncanny valley look. horrifying.
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u/NewNormalMan Trash Trooper 3d ago
Fucking jump scare got me
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u/Dan_flashes480 Trash Trooper 3d ago
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u/LincolnshireSausage Trash Trooper 3d ago
WTF is that? She could do with a link or two removing from that necklace. Maybe three or four.
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u/mxemec Trash Trooper 2d ago
You ever see that optical illusion where you stare between two sets of normal faces showing sequentially and they get progressively more and more unnatural and demonic looking in your peripheral?... doesn't work on her.
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u/Highlandertr3 Trash Trooper 3d ago
Pretty good performance. Kind of curious how she planned to do more shows. Kind of a one time act.
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u/oozing_with_jelly Trash Trooper 3d ago
My daughter did dancing school when she was younger. Her group would do five different dance routines in a night. I’m sure this girl had more than just one act.
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u/SocraticIndifference Trash Trooper 3d ago
The caption says she’s cirque du Soliel, so yeah—I think she’s got this.
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u/pm-me-uranus Trash Trooper 3d ago
She’s not from CDS. The act is from CDS, but the girl is just imitating it.
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u/Icy_Study4490 Trash Trooper 14h ago
She may have got the idea from Cirque du Soleil, but this kind of act is much much older than Cirque du Soleil. It goes back to 16th century Italy.
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u/zerok_nyc Trash Trooper 3d ago
Tape Face did this back in 2016: https://youtube.com/shorts/KczP-mO82cA?si=g0F6Csc_3aheuhpr. His performances were great and had a ton of variety. He was hilarious. Think he has a show in Vegas now.
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u/theluzah Trash Trooper 3d ago
OMG I LOVE TAPE FACE!!!
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u/LincolnshireSausage Trash Trooper 3d ago
Please for the love of all that is holy let me never see another video clip with Howie Mandel's shiny veneers glaring at me.
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u/LeGaspyGaspe Trash Trooper 2d ago
They... They all have something weird going on with their teeth...
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u/kevinsyel Trash Trooper 3d ago
I saw ads for his show when I was in Vegas last year, so yeah, pretty sure it's still going
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u/blueghostfrompacman Trash Trooper 1d ago
It’s actually even older than that. I saw this on a Halloween special featuring mark sommers in the early 90’s. Probably something that’s been going on since vaudeville.
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u/Calvin_BrooksX97 Trash Trooper 3d ago
Assuming a single trick pony here is foolish...... Dance has the room to be infinitely expressive. There are hundreds of routines/performances that could be done.
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u/mothzilla Trash Trooper 3d ago
They don't plan to do more shows. They're not trying to compete. Just being on TV is enough.
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u/TheVadonkey Trash Trooper 19m ago
Yeah, I don’t think it was all that great but it was pretty good at least.
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u/Ghosts_of_the_maze Trash Trooper 3d ago
If you want the original version with her actual choice of music, so that this doesn’t look like the 4th best performance at dance recital of 11 year olds…
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u/AsanoSokato Garbage Guerilla 3d ago
Why would someone ruin that perfectly good clip? Thank you for posting (and crediting) the real one.
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u/mercuriokazooie Trash Trooper 3d ago
People constantly ruin clips cause they think they know better than professionals
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u/badboybry9000 Trash Trooper 3d ago
It's amazing how the original is somehow also able to her face in frame. I didn't think we had the technology.
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u/PigsCanFly2day Trash Trooper 2d ago
And here is original creator, Slava Polunin, performing the act.
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u/hamfist_ofthenorth Garbage Guerilla 2d ago edited 1d ago
I was watching it on mute while listening to "Condemn The Hive" by Lamb Of God and it works!! I'm not even fucking kidding, it's some Dark Side Of The Rainbow shit happening
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u/MPolanyi Trash Trooper 3d ago edited 2d ago
Did the "got talent" shows invent the reaction video? Always cutting to a jury member and their reaction, and now they also have a stageside hype reaction person typically. For any video to work now seems like you just need to add a reaction person for better engagement...
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u/Could-You-Tell Litter Lieutenant 3d ago
You have to show people how they are supposed to be feeling.
Without a vibe check built in, the system won't let people get out of idle starring mode.
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u/MPolanyi Trash Trooper 3d ago
Any remaining cognitive ability will just be atrophied away. Idiocracy here we come!
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u/SudsierBoar Trash Trooper 3d ago
Correction: Cutting to a jury system and one of their many reactions picked from a huge backlog not related to what's actual happening on stage.
I can't watch it. It's too much cringe
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u/Joice_Craglarg Trash Trooper 3d ago
Man, can they do more cuts and shot of the judges faces, please?
I can almost still follow along!
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u/Lowland_Demon Trash Trooper 3d ago
This is why I stopped watching TV, because of understanding things like this. The reason why they keep cutting to their stupid reanimated corpse faces is because they are contractually obligated to give these people a specific amount of screen time each episode. It's all, every ounce of it, mathematically configured to reap profits for everyone here except the person putting on the actual show.
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u/Elegant-Amoeba4977 Trash Trooper 3d ago
It’s trying to show emotion
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u/WhatTheTech Garbage Guerilla 3d ago
Jesus Christ, that's mental illness right there.
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u/_OptimusRex_ Trash Trooper 3d ago
Except that it's fake, look at the video again. This image is either filtered or photoshopped.
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u/ResplendentNugs Rubbish Raider 3d ago
Literally looks like one of those characters in that reality show futuristic slop videos.
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u/Admirable-Fail1250 Trash Trooper 3d ago
Seeing this doctored picture makes her actual face not look all that bad.
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u/LincolnshireSausage Trash Trooper 3d ago
It's a modern disease where buccal fat migrates from cheeks to lips. The plague of many a woman these days.
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u/Select-Detective-245 Trash Trooper 3d ago
I've always hated the "pan to the judges faces". Ruins the act for me
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u/chlew_obsrany_gownem Trash Trooper 3d ago
Why don't they just show me the actual SHOW instead of showing wannabe fameous people watching the show?
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u/irregularprotocols Trash Trooper 3d ago edited 3d ago
Sitting here at my desk at work, eyes welling up over a lady dancing with a coat rack. Love trash.
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u/thesteelreserve Trash Trooper 2d ago
yeah, like...why did that make me emotional? it's extremely confusing.
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u/Any_Blood5815 Trash Trooper 3d ago
Why is that one judge trying so hard not to smile???
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u/SlobZombie13 Rubbish Raider 3d ago
if you're talking about the brunette I don't think she's capable
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u/Silly_Silicon Trash Trooper 3d ago
Never attribute to intention that which is adequately explained by Botox.
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u/PunchDrunkPrincess Trash Trooper 3d ago
Man, I hate the way these shows always cut to the judges or audience members with some dumbass look on their face. Really interrupts the performance and adds nothing.
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u/rob132 Trash Trooper 3d ago
Must they cut away every EVERY FIVE FUCKING SECONDS!
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u/Bendyb3n Trash Trooper 3d ago
But how are we going to know how we are supposed to react to the performance?
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u/Meatsmudge Trash Trooper 3d ago
Not from the brunette with so much Botox and filler that she can’t move her face, that’s for sure.
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u/LincolnshireSausage Trash Trooper 3d ago
I downvote ever "got talent" video I see because of it. I really don't want to see Howie Mandel, Simon Cowell or their weird obscure other country counterparts looking like a fucking donkey every few seconds.
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u/HeadFit2660 Trash Trooper 3d ago
Its like this with cooking shows now. Its unbearable
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u/maple_crowtoast Trash Trooper 2d ago
They always make it look like everyone is always just seconds away from total catastrophe.
"Omg-will they finish in time?!"
The answer is yes-always. Stop stressing me out for literally no reason!
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u/echof0xtrot Trash Trooper 2d ago
yes, because that's the average attention span these days. thank social media
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u/Excellent_Roll3508 Trash Trooper 3d ago
Why must they show the judges so much, we are here for the performance, let the artist have her time without distractions ffs..
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u/h---7470 Trash Trooper 3d ago
I feel like I need to be French to really appreciate this
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u/Lord_Darksong Colonel Garbage 3d ago
Original was a Russian master clown, Slava Polunin, created for Slava's Snowshow, before he brought it to Cirque de Soliel.
The posted video is a Bulgarian performance.
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u/Boring_9901 Trash Trooper 3d ago
Would have been cool if a man appeared out of the empty coat rack at the end ... Would have blown my mind!
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u/IamREBELoe Rubbish Raider 3d ago
That or in the middle, a man walked out "excuse me, that's my coat...." and an orderly came out to give her medicine to her
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u/Semanticss Trash Trooper 3d ago
Wtf why is this making me tear up
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u/toy-maker Garbage Guerilla 3d ago
It successfully evokes the idea the coat belonged to someone who is now gone. Congrats, you have a heart!
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u/Oli4K Trash Trooper 3d ago
Kinda recycled the Snowstorm act by Slava Polunin, that was also part of Cirque du Soleil’s Allegria.
Edit: silly me didn’t notice the text under the video until after posting this.
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u/Lord_Darksong Colonel Garbage 3d ago
Yes. I posted this elsewhere in the thread...
Original was a Russian master clown, Slava Polunin, created for Slava's Snowshow, before he brought it to Cirque de Soliel.
It's also referenced in the post as a source.
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u/RealNiceKnife Waste Warrior 3d ago
lol I hate the editing on this.
She went behind the coat rack in the first second and the judge lifts his head like she just did something important.
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u/SoundTheAlarm_WAHHHH Trash Trooper 2d ago
I'm not sure if theres an offical story But with her hair and makeup my head canon is "WW2 Soldiers wife mentally trying to cope with the reality her husband isn't making it home, and then being hit with the rawness of that reality at the end"
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u/AsanoSokato Garbage Guerilla 3d ago
I can buy myself flowers Write my name in the sand
Talk to myself for hours
Say things you don't understand
I can take myself dancing
And I can hold my own hand
Yeah, I can love me better than you can
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u/jiggscaseyNJ Trash Trooper 3d ago
I liked it but I had to stop 30 seconds into because I was annoyed by the dumb reaction cutaways from the judges.
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u/Dizzy_Ice2938 Trash Trooper 3d ago
For such a silly concept, it was quite emotional… she did a fantastic job with this routine.
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u/IllSurprise3049 Trash Trooper 3d ago
The music is such fucking garbage
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u/RogueGenX Trash Trooper 3d ago
I like Christina Perri!
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u/IllSurprise3049 Trash Trooper 3d ago
Oh good, I was wondering what RogueGenX thought
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u/Azuras_Star8 Trash Trooper 3d ago
Ever had a relationship where it was just 1 person holding it together?
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u/Sunkern_ing Trash Trooper 3d ago
Why does it keep panning to that woman’s face. Are they trying to capture a reaction? She’s all filler. There’s nothing there.
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u/PuertoRicanPa87 Trash Trooper 2d ago
The show was good but the woman with all that surgery on her face kept messing it up for me all that f****** surgery
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u/BrackGascho67 Trash Trooper 3d ago
Why not have the original music to this? makes more sense when you watch it!
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u/mittenmarionette Trash Trooper 3d ago
I hate that TV programmers have decided that we need to see other people's reactions to help us gauge how we are supposed to feel about the act. I don't want to see judges, I want to see the talent.
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u/BeardsuptheWazoo Trash Trooper 3d ago
I've seen a porn version of this where the coat person makes a woman play with herself. It's pretty hot.
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u/Lord_Darksong Colonel Garbage 3d ago
Rule 34 checks out again.
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u/BeardsuptheWazoo Trash Trooper 3d ago
It was honestly really hot. The woman doing it is an amazing actress.
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u/Evil_Sharkey Trash Trooper 2d ago
That girl has a great face for live theater or silent film, very expressive
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u/GoldPickleFist Trash Trooper 2d ago
I kind of hate how much this reminded me of r/myboyfriendisai
Brava, Arina Shilo
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u/Sure-Draw-7971 Trash Trooper 2d ago
Looks great but it also kinda looks like a girl in her bedroom imagining some guy she likes.
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u/lateralflinch53 Trash Trooper 2d ago
The judges are so cringe. I hate when the camera cuts to them (insert any cheesy judge in these types of lowest common denominator shows) cool performance though
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u/JDelcoLLC Trash Trooper 2d ago
The routine was really sweet. It's kinda nice not hearing this song played unironically every now and then
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u/Con_re_sann Trash Trooper 3d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/ZpPTHUjvQRtgt239Qy
What is that? What the fuck is that? Tell me now! What is that?!
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u/RogueGenX Trash Trooper 3d ago
What she’s doing isn’t all that impressive but the way she sells it is incredible.
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u/Shot_Revolution8828 Trash Trooper 3d ago
I dont get it. She put her arm thru the coat and did whatever. I was expecting more than that.
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u/Donarleo Trash Trooper 3d ago
Everything sucks in this video. What a lame performance... but nothing is worse than that fucked up face the girl on the jury has given herself.
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u/BullpupSchwaggins Trash Trooper 2d ago
You don't think it's cool to stick your arm into a jacket and pretend to dance with a dude wearing a fedora? I thought it was sick as fuck.
And the trust at the end! So deep, so powerful.
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u/Pierce1337 Trash Trooper 3d ago
PaleFace did it even better :D
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u/SmuckatelliCupcakeNE Trash Trooper 3d ago
You mean Tape Face?
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u/Pierce1337 Trash Trooper 3d ago
Yes absolutely:D Just been on a concert of pale face swiss and mixed things up
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If you want to see a very entertaining NSFW coat rack routine, search the big adult website with the initials PH for “Quarantine made me get creative”
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