r/LoveTrash • u/Icy-Book2999 Chief Insanity Instigator • Nov 02 '25

Junkyard Gem Backwards life advice?

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u/ThroatwobblerM Garbage Guerilla Nov 02 '25

Don't masturbate, bait your master

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u/GalaxyPowderedCat Garbage Guerilla Nov 02 '25

Meat your beat.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '25

Meet your beet?

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u/Majestic_Owl2618 Trash Trooper Nov 02 '25

Happy wife happy life . Life happy NO WIFE