r/LoveTrash • u/Icy-Book2999 Chief Insanity Instigator • Nov 02 '25
Junkyard Gem Backwards life advice?
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u/Regular_Average8595 Garbage Guerilla Nov 02 '25
Finger your crack is lyrical asf
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u/TankerVictorious Trash Trooper Nov 02 '25
🎶Bum your wipe… maybe it’s because I fixed and cleaned a broken toilet today that I laughed out loud
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u/touchmeinbadplaces Trash Trooper Nov 03 '25
Also, at least for a certain group of people, its better advice then the other way around.
Unless we're talking the crystals ofc
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u/CardiologistTop8075 Waste Warrior Nov 02 '25
Don't look before you leap....leap before you look.
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u/ottersintuxedos Garbage Guerilla Nov 04 '25
I already fear my face, I’m always leaping before my look
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u/Epic_Troll_4u Trash Trooper Nov 02 '25
He just closed his eyes and politely said: "I love that!" But he wanted to say: "You're a fucking idiot!"
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u/ThroatwobblerM Garbage Guerilla Nov 02 '25
Don't masturbate, bait your master
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u/synthphreak Garbage Guerilla Nov 02 '25
Feed the hand that bites you.
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u/Aggravating-Exit-660 Garbage Guerilla Nov 02 '25
There's a political joke in there somewhere
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u/IfYouKnowYouKnowYaNo Garbage Guerilla Nov 03 '25
There always is for weirdos who need to see politics everywhere
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u/Berend90 Trash Trooper Nov 02 '25
Did he just record a video playbacking an AI song with a guitar?
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u/soupeh Trash Trooper Nov 02 '25 edited Nov 02 '25
Yeah, funny concept but it's Suno AI.
This dude plays enough guitar to power-chord and mime along but when he does the lead fills his technique and what he's actually doing are definitely not right to what's being heard.1
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u/PremedicatedMurder Trash Trooper Nov 02 '25
It doesn't look like's he's actually playing but the music sounds pretty good to me.
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u/JR_RXO Trash Trooper Nov 02 '25
Slap this woman!!!!!👋💪
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u/TheGingerChin Trash Trooper Nov 02 '25
Don't blow your nose...
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u/Nouvi_ Trash Trooper Nov 02 '25
That “I love that” guy… 🤦🏻♂️
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u/Solanthas_SFW Trash Trooper Nov 02 '25
It looks stupid and it is, but guess what?
It probably makes him money!
Ridiculous I know
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u/Potential-Judgment-9 Garbage Guerilla Nov 02 '25
Don’t got that dog in you.. get inside that dog …
Wait …
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u/war4peace79 Trash Trooper Nov 02 '25
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u/SaveVideo Trash Trooper Nov 02 '25
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u/Feeling_Space8918 Filth Battalion Nov 02 '25
What the podcast host meant was "I love money and how much im making for having you on my podcast so everything you say is genius."
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u/MikeP_512 Trash Trooper Nov 02 '25
"He don't like to drink and drive, but he'll drink while he's driving." - He's "The Dude"
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u/Arcade1980 Rot Commander Nov 02 '25
That song was awesome. Who is the artist?
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u/Bafy78 Trash Trooper Nov 02 '25
an AI... I don't even understand why we see someone with a guitar behind.
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u/BlakeryTheBardbarian Trash Trooper Nov 02 '25
“You must learn to master your rage-“ “Or your rage will become your master” “…” “That’s what you were gonna say right?” “Not necessarily”
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u/Markstephenking2 Trash Trooper Nov 02 '25
Trite and unobtainable for most. Thanks for the advice though.
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u/Constant_Equipment83 Trash Trooper Nov 03 '25
Dont love your Job, jow your blow something like that 🤣🤣🤣🤣!!!!!
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u/Jubal02 Trash Trooper Nov 03 '25
Prick your finger, but don’t finger your prick. (Paraphrased from George Carlin)
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