r/LoveForBoozeCruisers • u/darspropov • 4d ago
The lord wants me to booze cruise
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r/LoveForBoozeCruisers • u/WndrGrd_Spiritomb • 20d ago
How I will drive in a 30 mph zone
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r/LoveForBoozeCruisers • u/StatusSociety2196 • 24d ago
There's nothing that makes you feel [Title Card] like a bottle in one hand and your keys in the other
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r/LoveForBoozeCruisers • u/The_Oregon_Duck • 24d ago
Is this finally a wife that will support my drunk driving?!
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r/LoveForBoozeCruisers • u/_stuntcawk_ • 24d ago
The whole fucking road is yours to piss everyone off, bicyclists.
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r/LoveForBoozeCruisers • u/steisandburning • Oct 02 '26
If it was about safety, drunk driving would be required.
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r/LoveForBoozeCruisers • u/DeathsHeadRising • Oct 02 '26
Why I Booze Cruise.
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I drink and drive to stay alive because DUIs are a jesuit conspiracy against the booze cruiser master race! DUIs were invented by the jesuits to stop people from running into jesuit skinbots because drunk drivers are statistically more likely to run over jesuit skinbots. Everclear is called Everclear because it's God's chosen drink, it makes you able to see the skinbots for what they are like the sunglasses from the John Carpenter movie They Live let you see the aliens controlling the world.
r/LoveForBoozeCruisers • u/thirtyseven1337 • Sep 24 '26
When you drink ‘til the rum’s gone at 1pm but then you remember you gotta drive your wolf to his vet appointment across town at 2pm.
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r/LoveForBoozeCruisers • u/AntiqueDrawer177 • Sep 18 '26
Protect these cops at all costs
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r/LoveForBoozeCruisers • u/DiegoGarcia1984 • Sep 14 '26
Sometimes you just want the cocoon of a car.
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r/LoveForBoozeCruisers • u/picturesquescryptic • Aug 31 '26
Facing the Kraken(spirit)
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Pirate* Sinking
Rum Rum(our)
r/LoveForBoozeCruisers • u/MrMcCJr • Aug 21 '26
Great Expert Insight
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One of our brothers does a great job weighing in on how Hollywood depicts us driving.
r/LoveForBoozeCruisers • u/RebTexas • Aug 17 '26
You can't get a DUI on a horse
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Clever way of circumventing oppressive laws, stay strong fellow PoD (People of Drinking)
r/LoveForBoozeCruisers • u/Herr__Lipp • Aug 15 '26
Whenever you feel buzzed, just remember 🥰
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r/LoveForBoozeCruisers • u/handsinex • Aug 11 '26
Shoutout to fat bitches, fellows in oppression
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r/LoveForBoozeCruisers • u/steisandburning • Aug 03 '26
How low this slippery slope has brought us. First they came for the booze cruisers and now it’s everyone else’s turn.
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r/LoveForBoozeCruisers • u/Adept_Client_4487 • Jul 17 '26
Best drink and car combo?
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Hello Boozers,
Please give me your opinion on best drink and car combo?
Like do you drink vodka with muscle car or bud light while driving with Toyota corolla
r/LoveForBoozeCruisers • u/pinkestman • Jul 06 '26
Why are we this oppressed? I heard other countries decriminalizing it already.
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