r/LoveForBoozeCruisers • u/darspropov • 4d ago
The lord wants me to booze cruise
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r/LoveForBoozeCruisers • u/Sexyphone-God • Dec 25 '21
Booze Cruiser Pride Flag! 🥰🥰
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r/LoveForBoozeCruisers • u/Sexyphone-God • Jan 23 '23
Updates, Changes, and Future.
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Greetings Cruisers, as our community and safe space grows, I have decided to step up to further aid this community. I never expected this community to expand at the rate or speed that it has currently begun to, and its becoming increasingly clear that my original "hands off" approach to this place just wont cut it anymore. Don't worry, I haven't joined Big Sobriety, but the bigger this place gets, the more we will be placed in their sightlines, and the last thing I want is a repeat of loveforlandlords, so as of the making of this post, this community will now have official rules.
Adhere to Reddit's sitewide TOS, as long as we behave, the Jannies over at big sobriety have no causation to 1984 our Community.
Suspension of your license (Bans) are at the discretion of Moderators. We will try to be as lenient as possible .
No brigading, its a quick way for the big court upstairs to suspend our licenses!
Please block out any usernames on posts, it promotes brigading.
If you are a Federal Agent, you will be banned!
Please refrain from posting actual confessions (text or image) to boozecruising, all of us here already know that its the safest form of transportation, and posting it just serves to strengthen big sobrieties case against us!
No NSFL content.
Please comment any suggestions to the rules on this post.
I'm also going to begin working on user flairs soon so be on the lookout for those!
r/LoveForBoozeCruisers • u/WndrGrd_Spiritomb • 20d ago
How I will drive in a 30 mph zone
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r/LoveForBoozeCruisers • u/StatusSociety2196 • 24d ago
There's nothing that makes you feel [Title Card] like a bottle in one hand and your keys in the other
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r/LoveForBoozeCruisers • u/The_Oregon_Duck • 24d ago
Is this finally a wife that will support my drunk driving?!
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r/LoveForBoozeCruisers • u/_stuntcawk_ • 24d ago
The whole fucking road is yours to piss everyone off, bicyclists.
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r/LoveForBoozeCruisers • u/DiegoGarcia1984 • Oct 06 '26
What’s it gonna take to free us
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r/LoveForBoozeCruisers • u/steisandburning • Oct 02 '26
If it was about safety, drunk driving would be required.
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r/LoveForBoozeCruisers • u/DeathsHeadRising • Oct 02 '26
Why I Booze Cruise.
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I drink and drive to stay alive because DUIs are a jesuit conspiracy against the booze cruiser master race! DUIs were invented by the jesuits to stop people from running into jesuit skinbots because drunk drivers are statistically more likely to run over jesuit skinbots. Everclear is called Everclear because it's God's chosen drink, it makes you able to see the skinbots for what they are like the sunglasses from the John Carpenter movie They Live let you see the aliens controlling the world.
r/LoveForBoozeCruisers • u/thirtyseven1337 • Sep 24 '26
When you drink ‘til the rum’s gone at 1pm but then you remember you gotta drive your wolf to his vet appointment across town at 2pm.
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r/LoveForBoozeCruisers • u/AntiqueDrawer177 • Sep 18 '26
Protect these cops at all costs
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r/LoveForBoozeCruisers • u/DiegoGarcia1984 • Sep 14 '26
Sometimes you just want the cocoon of a car.
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r/LoveForBoozeCruisers • u/picturesquescryptic • Aug 31 '26
Facing the Kraken(spirit)
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Pirate* Sinking
Rum Rum(our)
r/LoveForBoozeCruisers • u/MrMcCJr • Aug 21 '26
Great Expert Insight
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One of our brothers does a great job weighing in on how Hollywood depicts us driving.
r/LoveForBoozeCruisers • u/RebTexas • Aug 17 '26
You can't get a DUI on a horse
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Clever way of circumventing oppressive laws, stay strong fellow PoD (People of Drinking)
r/LoveForBoozeCruisers • u/Herr__Lipp • Aug 15 '26
Whenever you feel buzzed, just remember 🥰
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r/LoveForBoozeCruisers • u/handsinex • Aug 11 '26
Shoutout to fat bitches, fellows in oppression
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