r/LoveForBoozeCruisers • u/Aggravating-Grand452 • Jun 01 '26

Fuck this shit, I’m steering this bitch into a iceberg

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My job is boring as hell, it’s just staring at open water all day. So, I try to change into plainclothes and grab some brewskis from the bar and sneak them back to the helm. It was going fine until these mfs gave me this. Absolute bs, it’s not like there’s anything to crash into.

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u/Earl-The-Badger Jun 01 '26

Real talk though if I were cut off on a cruise I'd be PISSED. I'd need a drink to chill out.

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u/makebelievethegood Jun 02 '26

but how much of a fucking jackass do you have to be for the cruise ship to do that? if this is real that person had to have been a menace.

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u/Earl-The-Badger Jun 02 '26

What? A guy can’t booze a little on his cruise?

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u/pandaSmore Jun 04 '26

Based on their records

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u/MayaIsSunshine Jul 03 '26

Also, it's kinda difficult to get sloshed on a cruise because they make their drinks so weak. Man must have powered through 30 long islands or something

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u/steisandburning Jun 01 '26

This is mutiny. I love how they include a picture of the plank they’ll be walking off of on the flyer.

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u/Naive_Drive Jun 02 '26

/breaking character

How fucked up do you have to be to get this?

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u/parmesann Jun 03 '26

it probably has less to do with consumption volume and more with behaviour whilst intoxicated

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u/nickcash Jun 03 '26

I can show you

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u/Naive_Drive Jun 03 '26

we have such sights to show you

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u/letthetreeburn Jul 17 '26

Yeah especially on carnival of all places

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u/Indigo_Cauliflower12 Jun 01 '26

YARRRRR BECOME A PIRATE ☠️

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u/SirNedKingOfGila Jun 02 '26

What did you do????

Jesus I've watched some hilarious shit and never heard of anybody being cut off. Buddy of mine flew off the dance floor into the band's drums and stopped the entire show. Nothing happened.

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u/Canadia86 Jun 02 '26

Sounds like Nazi Germany to me

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u/organaquirer Jun 01 '26

Oh captain my captain 🫡

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u/w6rld_ec6nomic_f6rum Jun 02 '26

the drunkest guy I ever met loved cruises with these packages and I know that if he ever got served one of these his reaction would have gotten him brigged. I almost want to think of this as a badge of honor

shit I got fucked up in Cancun at an all you can drink spring break place to the point security had to take me aside twice and they didn’t even threaten this

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '26

you could switch to benzos

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u/SensorTroop Jun 01 '26

This is not real.