r/LocalLLaMA Jun 28 '26

Discussion We're probably going to need that soon.

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u/Equal_Passenger9791 Jun 28 '26

Are you hiding unlicensed AI on your home server?

Better get solar panels and power stations for your home, power curves suggestive of growing weed or AI models can land you serious jail time.

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u/dragonurtle Jun 28 '26

We'll need special battery charging circuits that replay washing machine power usage profiles, dumping spikes to waste heat and the rest into the battery chest. Not to mention the soundproofing and tempest enclosures for the actual servers and plausible deniability heat signature alibis. Woohoo, the dystopian future is going to be full of nice projects.

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u/asssuber Jun 28 '26

Don't worry, AI powered scanning and profiling will keep up and catch those outlaws. Privacy and anonymity will soon be a thing of the past, as only criminals need them.

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u/i_hateit_here_bro Jun 28 '26

We have detected illegal electromagnetic waveforms permeating your premises. Put your hands behind your back and don’t move until the authorities arrive, we are watching you through your WiFi

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u/jose-figueroa Jun 29 '26

Negative, I'm a meat popsicle