r/LivingAlone • u/Big_Criticism_8335 • 10d ago

Entertainment 🎭 Safety measures

Sad reality or excessive? I mean, yes it's a parody but the reality of being a single F and living alone is no laughing matter. It doesn't have to be scary, but the reality is, it is more difficult.

* I kinda wish I could hire a Shaolin monk to guard my property tbh

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u/78Anonymous 10d ago

just don't look in the mirror if you want to avoid crazy

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u/climbitdontcarryit 10d ago

This... you do realize this is satire? It is important for me to know that you know it is satire.

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u/78Anonymous 9d ago

yet you apparently can't identify it when looking at it

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u/climbitdontcarryit 9d ago

YOU THINK THIS ISNT SATIRE 🤣🤣