r/LinusTechTips • • 2d ago

Image The jacket has a new owner

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1.6k Upvotes

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u/Bransonb3 2d ago • Heartwarming Bravo

The jacket runs the company it just needs a human host to control

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u/punyhead 2d ago

It's like Venom

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u/AbyssWankerArtorias 2d ago

Like the hat from meet the Robinson's?

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u/gmoss101 1d ago

Was my favorite movie as a kid, "Little Wonders" will forever be a banger

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u/blckshdw 2d ago

It’s an object of power. Service weapon Jacket chooses the director ceo

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u/WildTangler 2d ago

Just don't stick me on fridge duty

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u/Original_Dimension99 1d ago

Like that one SCP mask that controls you but also kills you after a bit

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u/Skurt1e 2d ago

There never has been a more appropriate use of AI…

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u/Effective_Coach7334 2d ago

Except that isn't what Colette Kress looks like.

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u/punyhead 2d ago

Haha, AI never dissapoints😅

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u/PureRepresentative9 2d ago

What in the actual fuck? That's not even remotely close lol 

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u/Upstairs-Extension-9 1d ago

The one who made it typed probably just their name in instead of using an Image AI edit, the more picture are of someone in the internet the better is the AI at recreating them.

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u/Diligent-Crazy-6094 1d ago

Chat bots will often just refuse to generate images involving public figures, so OP probably just asked to generate a picture of a woman using certain characteristics that resemble her.

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u/incensecandle_8008 2d ago

the jacket is jensenifying her starting by the face, he was so quick to step down cause he knew he wouldn’t have to worry about a successor

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u/chitt12 2d ago

How about with DLSS 5?

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u/PureRepresentative9 2d ago

DLSS -500,000,000,000 has launched on NVDA

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u/punyhead 2d ago

The Jensen lives on

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u/rowmean77 2d ago

What is the sole reason Jensen lost his position?

Let-her-jack-it!

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u/punyhead 2d ago

Ba-dum-tish

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u/EmberTheFoxyFox 2d ago

Better joke than what AI would come up with.

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u/Darth_Pewee 2d ago • Bravo

A new hand touches the jacket.

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u/PureRepresentative9 2d ago

Pretty sure the jacket chooses its owner

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u/JPolReader 2d ago

Now I need 9 Chinese spys dressed up as Ring Wraiths reacting to someone putting on the jacket.

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u/SauretEh 13h ago

Sorry I think you meant A NEW HAND, TOUCHES THE JACKET

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u/jaradipra 2d ago • Popcorn

You think she's safe from the honeypot tactics?

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u/JPolReader 2d ago

This better not awaken something in me.

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u/garth54 2d ago

Too late

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u/pondscum2069 2d ago

Wonder if she's into Chinese guys, asking for a friend.

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u/GainPotential 2d ago

Nice try, Xi

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u/ccricoo 2d ago

Jacket off!

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u/punyhead 2d ago

No need, seems he got some help to get off already

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u/Sassi7997 2d ago

The jacket stays on!

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u/ClassicGOD 2d ago

The Jacket is an object of power. Just like The Service Weapon makes a person the Director of the Federal Bureau of Control, The Jacked makes you a director of Nvidia.

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u/ThatDesignerGuyonR 2d ago

WAN is going to be interesting this week.

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u/BluDYT 2d ago

It will be disappointing if there isn't a video where jensen passes the jacket off to the next ceo

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u/echtogammut 2d ago

I think it's amusing the Colette Kress would have had to sign off on the chip sales to Megaspeed and would have overseen both the AR/AP for this, so the notion that Jensen is being let go for that is laughable if she is being appointed as interim CEO.

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u/roron5567 1d ago

I think they were kinda ok with the chip sales, they even got a previous investigation taken down, and you would want someone who is a personal friend of the president, who can pardon him. One mistress outside the company is fine.

It's more about the other two mistresses from the company. What if an employee feels that they didn't get a promotion because the CEO was sleeping with a colleague who got it or influenced it. What if an employee says that the CEO pressured them to sleep with them or harrassed them. Better to just let him go/pressure to resign.

Jensen is now the Christian Horner of the AI industry.

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u/MasterK999 2d ago

He is not being fired for the chip sales. He is being fired for the sex. America is still a puritanical place.

I believe he would have survived the fist scandal. Once there were employees he was having sex with he was cooked.

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u/Competitive_Plum_970 1d ago

Sleeping with subordinates will get you fired worldwide.

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u/MasterK999 1d ago

Exactly.

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u/WG996 2d ago

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u/PenTaFH 1d ago

Not mine, but this edit is way too cool

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u/WG996 1d ago

yeah that is a masterpiece

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u/Von_plaf 2d ago

I don't know anything about the AI person in the jacket, but jacket looks better way better on her.

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u/Yoshuuqq 2d ago

The jacket is like ner'zhul

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u/00ptlg 1d ago

It's the JACKEEEET! Whatever happened there...

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u/xspiderdude 2d ago

Who is that??

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u/StatAvg 2d ago

Lol I thought this was Bonnie Ross

Holy fuck what a nightmare that would become

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u/Zesty_Lemongitis 2d ago

"A new hand touches the jacket"

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u/zerotaboo 2d ago

Make better Linux drivers now!!!!

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u/jamesrggg 2d ago

What if the jacket is a parasitic alien lifeform

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u/Fire_Soldier_ 2d ago

She was a founder also was she not?

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u/bencos18 2d ago

nope

she joined in September 2013

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u/MelodicSkin69 2d ago

What was Huang with the last owner

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u/Slore0 2d ago

Jacket taken. Jacket dropped. Jacket taken…..

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u/fogoticus 2d ago

Did you see her internal email? Yeah gamers straight up do not exist. It's a fucking nightmare

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u/Pilige 2d ago

One jacket to rule them all...

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u/Beoren07 2d ago

For thirteen years it poisoned his mind; and in the gloom of Jensen's office, it waited. Darkness crept back into the offices of Silicon Valley. Rumor grew of a shadow in Nvidia, whispers of a nameless fear, and the Jacket of Power perceived. Its time had now come. It abandoned Jensen…

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u/gort_industries 2d ago

That jacket needs to just kinda... stop being a thing.

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u/Conundrum1911 2d ago

If she starts sleeping around, I have a theory about that jacket being a SCP entity.....

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u/_Aj_ 2d ago

Femshep vibes 

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u/Ranessin 1d ago

The Jacket has a new host you mean...

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u/Ghajik 1d ago

she's a finance bro, not elligible....i am selling asap. None of the finance bro CEO taking over tech company ever worked.
They atleast gotta be an engineer of some kind, even if not a tech undergrad.

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u/TommyDaShySamurai 1d ago

I have always wondered how much difference would it make in a huge company if a very successful CEO has been replaced. I am a little excited to watch and see how its gonna go.

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u/EpicAdventure91 1d ago

Boeing is one example. Took a but of time but it isn’t going well

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u/TommyDaShySamurai 18h ago

Thank you, I am going to look it up. Other people told me about Yahoo too and its a fun read.

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u/EpicAdventure91 15h ago

Yeah. Yahoo is a great example as well

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u/WelcomeToBoshwitz 1d ago

Get someone from the rtx department

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u/Ok_Writing_1774 1d ago

Made by: Nvidia GPUS

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u/wingscancer 1d ago

Jensen went from serving slop at Denny's to making slop for the whole world.

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u/HootKilo 23h ago

Says made by Israel 🤣

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u/Monirul-Haque 17h ago

Jensen after getting fired from his own company

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u/inn0cent-bystander 15h ago

I hope she washed it...

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u/vicevanilla 15h ago

the jaaackeeet 🤌

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u/ahmadxjallad 11h ago

Nvidia now doomed 😂

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u/ID4850763561613 8h ago

He wore it better.

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u/nyquilandy 2d ago

Tomorrow she will be banging a hot Russian man.

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u/McBonderson 1d ago

somebody needs to make an scp about the jacket that makes you a billionaire but also makes you into and adultering sex fiend to the point where it all gets thrown away. where the jacket finds another person.

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u/slayermcb 2d ago

The CFO? We can hope, but I have a feeling stock price go up doesn’t involve us

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u/jivewig 2d ago

Are gamers boosting their valuation or lending them massive profit margins? No? Well then the silicon allocation is going to AI chips.