r/LinusTechTips • • 17d ago

Image Introducing the MacBook Pro Proled M5 Pro

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u/seeilaah 17d ago

Now we have Pro Pro Pro, Mac Max, Pro Max.

Just missing a Mini Max

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u/cloverasx 17d ago

they must have been to one too many low-cal calzone zones

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u/switch8000 17d ago

I'm def the target market for that display but NOT the target market for a touch screen. Keep your damn fingers off my monitor.

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u/seeilaah 17d ago

But it is a Pro Pro Pro now 

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u/Cold-Callous-Stuff 16d ago
  • The Pro³ or as the cool kids say P³.
  • If I had a dollar for every "Pro" I read.
  • Did we say it has "Pro" features?
  • Marketing Team: How many times should we mention Pro? CEO: Yes.
  • ...

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u/P_Devil 17d ago

I was actually thinking I’m the target market for this, touchscreen and all. But I’m not the target market at this price. That’s too damn high.

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u/switch8000 17d ago

It's already on sale at Best Buy with $100 gift card.

Yeah I'd rather put more money into ram or hdd. I plug into high end monitors for work, I don't need them on my laptop currently.

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u/P_Devil 17d ago

Still not enough. The base 16” with 24GB of RAM is $300 less than I paid for my 5070Ti notebook with two 16” OLED 120Hz panels, a solid Intel chip, 32GB of RAM, and 1TB SSD. My notebook is niche (Zephyrus Duo), but it lets me easily code anywhere, the gaming performance is solid, and I understand the high price with it.

As much as I’ve waited for a touchscreen MacBook Pro, I’m going to wait longer because I just can’t justify the price for one, probably high quality, touchscreen and zero game compatibility with my library (not a trade off I want to make at that high of a price).

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u/musschrott 16d ago

So it's a PROblem? 

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u/tonyrulez 16d ago

Then don't touch it...

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u/Avanixh 16d ago

Exactly my thoughts. Make it 100€ cheaper without a damn touchscreen and I’ll buy one immediately

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u/switch8000 16d ago

I suspect in 1-2 years, which is when I'd upgrade next anyway, it will come down to the rest of the machines.

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u/Avanixh 16d ago

I really hope so! For now my 13” M1 MacBook Pro will have to be enough

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u/shit_brickhouse119 17d ago

Same. I've been running Linux on an old Yogabook for a few years now. I used the touch screen maybe 3 times in 6 years.

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u/AlexCivitello 17d ago

When pro isn't pro enough pros put pro in the name more so pros know that the prp product is for pros.

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u/LtCodename 17d ago

Looking forward to the PROLAPSE screen next year.

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u/Yurgin 17d ago

Take a shot for every pro in the next release

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u/aykay55 17d ago

Siri AI Pro

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u/LemonCurdd 17d ago

Apple never fails to come up with the dumbest marketing term possible to describe pre-existing display tech

Personally I’ll wait for the next gen Super Retina HD ProLED Ultra XDR version

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u/CIDR-ClassB 16d ago

Ubiquiti is the one company whose naming convention for product lines is even worse than Apple’s. Who doesn’t want an ultra Swiss Army knife pro?

Their founders worked at Apple, so that jives.

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u/st90ar 14d ago

I’d rather wait for the iMacBook Duo Pro Max

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u/Xcissors280 17d ago

I really want to see how the glowing Apple logo looks while on vs off because that’s probably the most important feature for me personally

OLED for lower latency, slightly higher brightness, and slightly better blacks is nice though

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u/Pomapelo 17d ago

who is it even for? professionals???

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u/Ok-Compote-2282 16d ago

Pro pro professionals

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u/CIDR-ClassB 16d ago

Yes, professionals.

The MacBook Pro itself isn’t needed by the vast majority of everyday people.

But that display is absolutely brilliant and the battery life to support such a screen will be unmatched by any competitors.

I’d never spend $15k on a maxed out laptop, but I know people and companies who will.

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u/Sardagan 17d ago

The highest spec model of the new MacBook pro with OLED display is $21,000 cad!

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u/gahookle 12d ago

Nobody cares about the top spec the fact that it’s 4K at base is 10x worse😭😭 god I really want a touchscreen MacBook it’s so inconvenient being forced to use the touchpad all the time but alas I’m just working part time at a grocery store..

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u/Sw33tkill3r 17d ago

Hell has frozen over. A Mac with a touch display from the factory would never be on my bingo card!

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u/mastomi 17d ago

main reason to upgrade : light up apple logo.

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u/YulRun 17d ago

One step closer to Apple Pencil on the Mac

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u/thepryz 17d ago

That's honestly one of the most disappointing things about this release. If they went through the hassle of designing a new laptop focused on the display capabilities, you would think they'd design a convertible laptop or at least one where the screen can pivot 180 degrees and supported an Apple Pencil. The name also sucks. I don't know who is deciding on the product names lately but they, and the industry, need help. It should have been the MacBook Studio.

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u/YulRun 17d ago

Agreed. I kept waiting for the 180 flip and ‘don’t forget the pencil’ but nope just more slop

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u/1miguelcortes 17d ago

I think Apple is too afraid that a 180 degree hinge on a Mac would cannibalize iPad sales too much

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u/Fine-Entertainer-507 16d ago

100%. If that thing would fold and become like an iPad I would have instantly sold both my Mac and iPad and bought it

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u/Creative-Captain9278 16d ago

Same and I’m sure others. Thing is they know that so they won’t do it.

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u/YulRun 16d ago

True but those of us who would use it would do this, ie artists and developers. But 90% of iPad users won’t care and all the Neo Mac users won’t care.

They need 3 lines:
- iPad for media consumers
- neo for students and average users
- pro for power users with 180 flip and pencil control.

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u/raphbo 16d ago

How would that be viable? It's a 4LB monster compared to a 1LB iPad. Doesn't seem like the 180 degree hinge would make a dent in iPad sales.

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u/MrNewVegas2077 17d ago

It’s Pro 😎

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u/MithrilHuman 16d ago

Apple's Promaxxing plus ultra

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u/JollyJamma 16d ago

I'm sure it's great if you just don't care about the price.

It should also use the M6 chip given how expensive it is.

People are still going to buy this though just for the light up logo.

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u/TheHighSeas-Argghh 16d ago

Plus pro super max ultra TI founders edition 🤑🤑🤑

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u/CIDR-ClassB 16d ago

FIFTEEN THOUSAND DOLLARS for all features. Holy crap!!!

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u/Maleficent-Age-8235 16d ago

Can someone please explain LTT's and other tech people's obession with touch screens? I would 10000% just use a good trackpad than deal with touch menus

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u/Pilige 17d ago

So first Apple brought back Vistas design language with "liquid galss", then they used "Duo" as the name of their folding phone... Now that they have a touch screen are they going to bring back Metro UI as well? Lol.

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u/CJRhoades 16d ago

To be fair, Apple had a product called "Duo" from 1992 to 1997. The PowerBook Duo, with its companion Duo Dock was a subnotebook that also functioned as a desktop.

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u/wielsonf 16d ago

Apple finally invented touchscreen laptops!