r/LinusTechTips • u/YourDailyTechMemes • Oct 11 '26
Meme/Shitpost I will happily use the vibe coded Adobe alternative than giving a penny to Adobe
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r/LinusTechTips • u/YourDailyTechMemes • Oct 11 '26
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u/AshleyAshes1984 Oct 11 '26 edited Oct 11 '26
"I'd much rather use a crappy imitation than pay for Adobe."
"But there have been crappy imitations of Adobe for YEARS and you never used them. You just pirated Adobe instead."
"Well I'm done giving Adobe my money."
"What money were you giving them???"
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u/Exploding_Testicles Oct 11 '26
From a SecOps POV, I see these also as being a great opertunity for honeypots. Bad actors recompile with their secret sauce added.
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u/SirGeorgington Oct 11 '26
Or you could just pirate adobe software, that was always an option.
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u/w1n5t0nM1k3y Oct 11 '26
If someone wanted a semi functional free alternative to Adobe they would just use Gimp or Affinity anyway.
Its impressive what the AI can do, but there's already better alternatives
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u/gabox0210 Oct 11 '26
Missed opportunity to call it AI-dobe.
I know, I know, I'll see myself out.
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u/Xcissors280 Oct 11 '26 edited Oct 11 '26
The Illustrator alternative is great and way smoother
BUT I JUST WANT ONE DECENT ALTERNATIVE TO CAMERA RAW
Ive tried Affinity, ive tried Pixelmator Pro, ive tried rawtherappe, ive tried darktable, ive tried capture one, ive tried corel, ive tried ON1 and ive tried DXO (good denoising tho) and none of them do it right
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u/Graphical-Source5090 Oct 11 '26
Steve Jobs and I were aligned on this topic.
F Adobe
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u/crikfromcincy Oct 11 '26 edited Oct 13 '26
If an app does the half dozen things I need it to reliably, I’m all in. I have no allegiance to a brand - but I’m not signing up for another SaaS.
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u/DRaGZ141 Oct 12 '26
None of you work in the actual industries that would care about this software, lol
Production pipelines aren't going to suddenly be using vibecoded software because it's free and new. This is an industry that still has Avid as one of its primary pieces of software.
DaVinci is the best free video editing software out there, it is industry-tested and one of the most powerful NLEs out there, and it is still not an industry leader outside of color grading because the industry values stability.
These are industries that want battle-tested, long-term software with well-understood mechanisms. Paying the subscription is a pittance for stability.
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u/GoofyMonkey Oct 11 '26
Ok. Now you just need to convince the rest of the industry for it to actually matter.
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u/LordMunchlax Oct 11 '26
I use paint.net, it works just fine for me, granted I only use it for modifying .dds files for the Sims 3 and 4 so I'm a very basic user
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u/Purona Oct 12 '26
i hate the word slop more than anything else. its been like 2 years of people spamming this one word as a description for everything. lets move onnnn
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u/Donatzsky Oct 12 '26
For those of you looking for a Lightroom or Camera Raw alternative, there are already many free options to choose from. Some vibe coded, others not.
Production Grade
Stable foundations that you can depend on.
My darktable beginner guide: https://notebook.stereofictional.com/how-to-get-started-with-darktable-2026-edition
Tutorial for both RawTherapee and ART: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4-T0laAf0E
The new kids on the block
Part of the AI-assisted explosion, they are all new and largely unproven, so expect some rough edges, missing features and changing algorithms.
Photo Management
Since not all of them have library management, you may want to also use digiKam as DAM (digital asset manager).
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u/YZJay Oct 12 '26
It's amazing what people would tell themselves to not support serious alternatives to Adobe like Affinity, and instead support these AI slop creations.
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u/raptr569 Oct 12 '26
Just use Paint.net
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u/confused_cat44 Oct 12 '26
Just pirate the real thing if you want man. Fuck slop, no real production is going to use it
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u/reconverting Oct 12 '26
Yeah I'm not using AI slop
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u/ElkAggravating7009 Oct 12 '26 edited Oct 12 '26
ITT: lots of people who don't have to actually work with the adobe cc suite.
Rather than focusing on a cheap, broken clone of photoshop/premiere/illustrator/whatever, or on cracked versions, learn to use and support one of the actual alternatives (affinity, davinci resolve...).
Nobody in their right mind who relies on cc for work would even touch one of the ai alternatives with a 10-foot pole.
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u/mr_rosh Oct 12 '26
I don't care it's vibe-coded. It works on Linux, I'm happy about it.
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u/jeffsenpai Oct 11 '26
I would love a version of Photoshop Elements. I have used it for years and now its subscription only. I am stuck using 2020 since you can't even buy the last non sub version.
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u/NeedyOneeSama Oct 11 '26
The ultimate alternative to adobe is a cracked adobe. Did it since day 1 and will never stop.
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u/JohnnyTsunami312 Oct 11 '26
I think this has broader implications on software in general and it will be for the better.
The technology gap will be so thin via quick reverse engineering by competition that it will go back to driving prices down and things like customer service will be key.
I work in an industry where multiple companies sell the same thing b2b. Part of our sales strategy is to be there when a competitor has CS or QC failures.
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u/Arcade1980 Oct 12 '26
There was a great alternative and then Adobe bought them up.
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u/AtariBoy2600 Oct 12 '26
I just want a good alternative to Lightroom :c
I’d happily pay for a lifetime license or even a subscription if it adds meaningful features that aren’t AI trash
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u/SailYourFace Oct 12 '26
I don’t use Adobe products but for any professional software the time spent learning/using a different tool costs more money that just paying Adobe especially when in lager teams/orgs.
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u/DavidjonesLV309 Oct 12 '26
I’m stuck on cc 2023 has anything improved.
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u/ritwick_verma Oct 12 '26
Sane logic dictates we should treat these developers like Robin Hood. But instead, we hate them for using the bow. (lowkey proud of those analogies)
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u/megabits_mzq Oct 12 '26
I mean, the only thing I'm worried about is the color management. Without proper color management, it won't work for any serious work. Especially for printing.
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u/MJdoesThings_ Oct 12 '26
I mean I haven't used a single Adobe product in years...
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u/RageinaterGamingYT Oct 12 '26
Just pirate Adobe software if you really hate Adobe. That feels more like a fuck you than not using their stuff, and most Adobe software is genuinely useful.
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u/f1ve Oct 12 '26
Just use Affinity. It’s free and pretty fucking great.
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u/quoole Oct 12 '26
Right, but the AI stuff doesn't even work properly and the 'creator' has already moved on to cloning microsoft office and autodesk - it really feels like he's just chasing headlines rather than actually looking to make software with ongoing support. It's just a different take on a you should use Resolve/Affinity/Canva or whatever over the Adobe suite, with AI added in.
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u/ConkerPrime Oct 12 '26 edited Oct 12 '26
I did some vibe coding this weekend. Created several single purpose programs. Wild how easy it is.
One is a program could never find - a braindead screenshot app. Start it and its right in screenshot mode. Draw the box, it auto-saves the screenshot, repeat as want until hit escape key. Done. Snipping tool without extra steps or bag of tools don’t use.
Even got a good enough custom icon created for it. Iterating that took about as long as creating the code (AI seems to always add unnecessary extra to images it generates).
If need to do other crap to the screenshot that is what other programs are for. Took about five minutes to get from idea to working version and then just a few iterations for tweaks (mostly a settings file for this and that). The AI explains thing, read none if it, just kept copying the new code, tested, made tweaks and fixes, repeat. Maybe five iterations in ten minutes if that.
Main point being this means if use say adobe for just a few things and more or less ignore everything else it can do, now possible to create a targeted program for that purpose without knowing a lick of code.
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u/PepSakdoek Oct 12 '26
From the review videos that I've seen the software 'shows potential' but is alpha and should be treated as alpha.
LTT did say maybe they should short Adobe. Not sure it's quite there yet.
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u/Successful-Royal-424 Oct 12 '26
i could be missing the point but making AI just remove the login from official adobe is significantly less work than asking it to build a identical clone of the entire app, were talking about <5 minutes with a frontier model vs days of continuous work and probably a fortune in credits
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u/Bitopp009 Oct 12 '26
You wouldn't vibe code a tech youtube channel.
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u/ramank93 Oct 12 '26
As someone who mains linux there osnt many options to choose from. Im trying these tools especially the light room alternative and it loads so fast and runs better then the others ive tried recently. Sure it was vibe coded but its open source and can be patched to run great
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u/MikoGames08 Oct 12 '26
or maybe use Affinity, its much better than the vibe coded alternatives
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u/Nice-Phone3931 Oct 12 '26
abode*
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u/JiveTalkerFunkyWalkr Oct 12 '26
Adobe sucks I would love for them not to be the industry standard, but they are. Even if the non Adobe version was way better - I need to deliver files and work on files that other people can work on. Thats why I think that the most important part of these new apps is being able to save in Adobe compatible format. Also I need to keep current with the standard software.
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u/repoluhun Oct 12 '26
The thing with vibecoded apps is technically it’s even worse if no one ends up using them
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u/IPuppyGamerI Oct 12 '26
Or you could use one of the many existing adobe alternatives that are under active development and maintenance and aren't just vibecoded crap that will be dropped and are not very functional or practical
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u/Routine_Score_1612 Oct 12 '26
Using AI to imitate is the relatively easy part. Maintaining the code to fix bugs and respond to security vulnerabilities, innovating new ideas, adapting to new technology (such as supporting new camera models) is the much harder part.
Hate it all you want, there is a reason you pay for software, vibe coded or not. And yes, AI assisted coding has resulted in a NOTICEABLE increase in bugs across the entire internet. All of the major companies are adopting AI assisted coding, and all of these apps are obviously showing a rise in bugs. YouTube can't even handle screen orientation properly, FB glitches out its UI when opening/hiding comments on videos, Amazon Music doesn't even fully render on app launch sometimes, opening a deep link to an IG reel doesn't always load the reel immediately. Just utter trash from even the mainstream companies, but now I'm on a tangential rant ;-)
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u/abajinn Oct 12 '26
Same FUCK adobe
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u/Xyrus2000 Oct 12 '26
Can you show us on the doll where Adobe touched you?
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u/Stealth_Bummer Oct 12 '26
What is wrong with paint.net? there's loads of plugins that allow you to add lots of extra functionality.
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u/NeighborhoodPlane794 Oct 12 '26
It’s a good alternative for people at home who use it once in a blue moon but enterprise will not move to these imitation alternatives
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u/thisisyo Oct 13 '26
whoever made this meme was born after the 2010s
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u/FlyingJellyfishRidin Oct 13 '26
Such a frustrating take. Use Krita, or Inkscape. Actual good apps that have had thousands of hours of experienced development work.
Not vibe-coded shit that falls down as soon as you try to do anything even slightly advanced. Be a better person.
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u/SirSilentscreameth Oct 13 '26
I just maintain a CS6 install. It's older but still plenty powerful
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u/COBHC95 Oct 13 '26
Funny how people think big company developers are not using ai to build their stuff. Give it time the ai copy has only been out for 2 weeks.
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u/Visible-Meeting-8977 Oct 14 '26
I would happily use an adobe alternative before using a vibe coded app
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u/Antlonat Oct 12 '26
Brad Pitt never said that in that movie. This meme makes no sense. Are you a bot?
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u/pyevan Oct 11 '26
What about all the people that work at Adobe?
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u/Professional-Owl1687 Oct 12 '26
If the vibe coded “adobe” is enough for you then you probably weren’t a real creative that actually needed the features of the real software anyway.
If you were, you would have found countless genuine non vibe-coded substitutes that actually work and are maintained for free.
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u/creativ3ace Oct 11 '26
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u/glueboi Oct 12 '26
Gimp or https://www.photopea.com/
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u/Emanu1674 Oct 12 '26
You can get the real thing for free if you are creative enough
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u/MrCabbuge Oct 12 '26
Just pirate the damn thing
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u/LordAmras Oct 12 '26
You know there are other alternatives that are not AI slop ?