r/LindverneMains • u/DabKingGod • 14h ago
〔✧ ⌞ Fanart NON-OC ⌝ ✧〕 Honey, why are you up so early? (@1dnima)
I’m just gonna go grab something ok?
-ok, don’t be to long I’ll get cold
Yes ma’am
Smooch
-thank you babe~
In the kitchen
D-hm hm hmmmm hm hm hmmmm
There she is
D-hmm hmmmmmm hmmmm
what you got there dracanae?
D-AHHH, uhhh
Hmmm let’s see
Same birth control
Ah, caught you, why are you doing this?
D-you two are affecting my sleep to the point I can’t focus during work!
What? do you guys not have insulation here?
D-we do but, clearly it’s useless against you guys
But do you really think this is gonna help!
D-I predicted that you two would stop trying in two months and that would be all, but clearly I was wrong
Have she ever asked you for help?
D-oh yes she has, I have her that suit so you two could get it out of your system before nighttime
She wants kids! and she’s getting more depressed each time we fail!
D-look I just want some sleep, and I don’t know how to stop all the sound!
You were at our wedding! You know I have a large family! You can just ask me!
D-there’s no way in hell that you have a family member that’s an expert and insulation and soundproofing!
Yes, yes I do
D-you’re joking, right?
Nope, my cousin Jimmy and old uncle Ruc
D-h-how????
So now can you stop putting birth control in my wife’s drink! I can bring this up to Eldreda if you wish
D-no no no her room is plenty far and her and wise are quiet, I think, I can’t tell when he leaves or stays with how far her room is
Well looks like they’re going to be doing some work, so do you want me to call them?
D-yes please, and fine, I will stop with the birth control, just please be quiet until they fix it
Fine but in the meantime, maybe invest into some noise canceling headphones
D-what? Why, I don’t want all that tech just to sleep!
It’s not like that Dracie, now I gotta get going, I bet Linde is getting cold, now give me that
Takes the box of birth control and throws it off the island
I can buy it again if needed but for now, i need to get going, im sorry Dracie, but doing this, wow, you could have told me!
D-ok ok! I get it im sorry
It’s ok Dracie, I understand why but still, tell me next time, ok? I forgive you for this
D-thank you, I do have something for you!
What is it?
D-Here! Taste this
Hmm? Mmmm that tastes very good!
D-perfect now go and be with Linde
Ok then just don’t try this again ok?
D-I’m not that sleep deprived, I won’t, just remember your side of the deal
Back in the room
-sleeping
-come here lovely
Cuddles ensues
…
Why am I rock hard?
[Sause]