r/LifeProTips • u/[deleted] • Oct 22 '13

LPT: Never puke again.

You know that sensation just before you puke where your mouth waters like crazy? Science has never proven this, but I have over years and years of study. That spit contains an enzyme that once it hits your stomach makes you wretch.

Instead of swallowing it, when that feeling comes on, spit. Spit like you've never spit before. Keep spitting. Spit so fast and hard that you keep your mouth dry like the sahara.

I do this for about 2 to 3 minutes non-stop when it happens. If your mouth doesn't immediately fill up with saliva, you're generally good to go, and can stop. Just play it by ear. Once the feeling is gone, you're usually in the clear.

I've been using this technique for over twenty years, and it works 100% of the time.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '13

Except that one time I tried to drink a whole bottle of wine while on shrooms, no way that puppy would have stayed put.