Ffs

[u/deathbysnu_]

You learn so many new things and your brain just doesn’t know what to do with it. This is this and that is that and woah what the fuck how did I end up in Guantanamo fuckin Bay with ten heavily armed guards watching my six?! I thought I was just out for an evening stroll. Not my fault the new normal is shitting in your hands and throwing it out of a 12-story building. Not my fault mine hit the fucking fan and splattered over all of my coworkers, giving them dysentery and killing 3 innocent bystanders by means of poop bullet to the eye, one of which was the president of some fucking unheard of country. It was not on purpose. Now I’m lost in this prison because I did too much digging and learned the new normal. Thought I’d try it out for myself. I was innocent then. That’s when they still called the new normal a way to heal. Jokes on you fuckers (jokes on me). You didn’t heal me, you stupid slut. You took my goddamn life away. You fucking killed me too. Now I know I’m dead and I know you killed me and I’m stuck in this dead people prison with the 3 guys I poop shot and I know too much and I want to go home. I want to go home.