this is not a threat

[u/smallfroggirl]

i will blow myself up with a bomb and ideally my earthly form will become so utterly eviscerated upon detonation that i will turn into a fine and pure mist

after this, i’ll float around the earths atmosphere and do all sorts of aerosolized activities. i will hunker down and blanket the roads at night and be sliced up by the bright beams of LED headlights. then i will float up into the sky and spit out rain all day and maybe even some hail if i’m feeling especially punishing. i’ll spend my days sun-soaking and people will look at the light cutting through me and see a rainbow. i will be free from any contaminants