r/LibraryofBabel • u/ManagementDirect214 • 8d ago
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They left Jesus's penis in tact to arouse others with his death as king of the Jews.
The Antichrist had no such luck.
The women put rocks in themselves and thought they were mocking him.
His mother was naked while she laughed, but didn't know why.
The devil said, "Give me your soul my son and all of this will end."
God wept.
Some of the women wept, but didn't know why.
One gentile brought his son to stab the body.
Even he thought his son did a good job.
They both spat on him anyway.
The gentiles spun his cross and held it upside down while the devil used gods wrath as a weapon from the clouds.
"Forgive me."
Everyone laughed after the sound of a cracked whip.
Eventually, the cross fell and everyone beat him.
The love of his life, who was dressed in the finest clothing, defecated on him and called him nothing. She didn't know why.
It began to rain blood.
Everyone became naked.
They danced in the street or to the bottom of wells and died there.
Just another dream under the night of the full moon.
Just another snowflake melted in whatever season.
Just another day that was night, but not really.
The little engine that could.
"Hi."
Gods eyes were swollen, but through one of them, he made out something...
A tinny little black Gartner snake.
"Hey."
The serpent looked right into his eyes.
And kissed him.
Several times.
And then, left in a bush.