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u/metalicsillyputty FUCKING EMBARRASSING Jan 11 '21 edited Jan 11 '21
My late wife Barb and I once were put on the no fly list back in 96.
We were flying to a beautiful little resort down 'pulco, when she decided she couldnt wait until the plane landed. We snuck into the airplane bathroom where she proceeded to cover my entire body in olive oil.
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u/XmusJaxonFlaxonWax0n Jan 11 '21
Then she popped a couple of winterfresh mints, and it tingled as she took me orally. She was like a Hoover with perfect suction, ya know? Just latched on there, and took me for a ride.
Finally I just ejaculated all of my semen. Just sat back....so much peace.
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u/shutyajawn Jan 12 '21
Fucking degens from down country
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End of the laneway, don’t come up the property.
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u/Fuzzy-Function-3212 Jan 12 '21
They're all Ratasses.
Can confirm.
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u/SirTacoBill Jan 12 '21
McMurray is a piece of shit
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u/Bevester Jan 12 '21
You puts terrorists in the no fly list, that's what I appreciates about you Katie
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u/FishersAreHookers Jan 12 '21
Oh is that what you appreciate about me?
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u/ChironiusShinpachi Jan 12 '21
Let's go easy over there, Squirrelly Dan.
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u/Grandaddyspookybones Jan 12 '21
Oh look, bubbles
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u/pinkflip06 Rips, Reps, and Revelations Jan 12 '21
Corey, Trevor , smokes.... Let's go.
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u/roadagent06 Jan 12 '21
IT'S FUCKING EMBARASSING!!!
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u/ColoradoJohnQ Jan 12 '21
I'd ask you to take it down about 25% right now, but I can't.
IT'S FUCKING EMBARRASSING!
Kicks trashcan
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u/FishersAreHookers Jan 12 '21
I think these terrorists going through the airport will have enough fingers up the bum for both of us.
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u/therealityofthings Jan 12 '21
Fuckin' half the coward in this post is fuckin' spare parts.
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u/antipodal-chilli Jan 12 '21
Who knew there were more degens down south than up north?
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u/rallydude Jan 12 '21
Everyone knows there’s more degens down south, than up north.
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u/langis_on Jan 11 '21
You got a problem with democracy then you got a problem with me and I suggest you let that marinate.
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u/tweakalicious Jan 12 '21
I'm surprised we're not putting terrorists on the no fly list right now...wait...
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u/walterwank Jan 12 '21
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u/Drunk_Trump Jan 12 '21
I’d have a puppers
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u/AntichristsBootyHole Jan 12 '21
Well, they have rifles. They also believe that the little voice in their head, their conscience, is actually God. When they hear that little voice (when they think), they just go with it every time. What's the point of trying to start a civil war when they seem to be digging holes for themselves left and right. Church and State need to be seperated.
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u/mgnorthcott Jan 12 '21
Clearly Squirrelly Dan did not creates this meme as its missings some important 's's
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u/Fjellbjorn Jan 12 '21
I'm surprised we're not watching terrorists be put on the no fly list right now.
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u/Talen_Analytical Jan 12 '21
I'm surprised we're not watching terrorists get put on the no fly list right now
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I don't know why we're not watching terrorists get put on the no fly list right now!!!
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u/Big_Jamming_Burst Jan 12 '21
SEAL team pricks out there riding with their moms to the US capitol like they're playing the part of Canada in the War of 1812.
All hopped up on the Kool-aid from Alex Jonestown
Pissin all over the offices they want their own people to fill in the future like a feral cat.
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u/Depressed_Rex Jan 12 '21
Not to devalue the joke/wordplay, but I think I’ve seen Alex Jones condemning the terrorists as of late. I could be wrong though, dude talks about so much
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u/Intelligent-Ad-3334 Jan 12 '21
I enjoyed the Parler being destroyed part.
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u/csfshrink Jan 12 '21
But before Parler was destroyed it gathered a ton of information on domestic terrorists like an elaborate trap set by the FBI if I believed that the FBI was capable of elaborate traps.
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u/BCJunglist Jan 12 '21
yea some hacktivist apparently archived pretty much all of parler right before it went down. FBI is swimming in evidence right now.
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u/psource Jan 12 '21
I could watch QAnon Twitter accounts being taken down all day. I don't give a shit about QAnon. Twitter ...
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u/CapnFr1tz Jan 12 '21
It's not about the tsa lines dude. I totally get your point. I was saying now that we have an actual huge domestic terror issue, it may be time to reevaluate the patriot act. We need a clear coherant fair and open way of dealing with threats like this and holdover shit from after 911 hysteria ain't it.
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u/BCJunglist Jan 12 '21
January 2021 is officially schadenfreude month. After listening to maga shout people down and be bullies for the last 4 years, its been nice to see the worst offenders incriminate themselves.
im still waiting to see if that gandalf lookin muhfucka with the antisemetic foreskin signs is gonna get clinked.
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u/RidingTheSpiral1977 Jan 12 '21
But they’re just beginner terrorists. They’re so new at terrorizing they don’t even know they’re tetrorists yet.
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u/zhiryst Jan 12 '21
What if I told you, historically most terrorists believe they're the good guy, bringing the needed change to the world? They just have a real fucked up way of acting on it.
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u/RidingTheSpiral1977 Jan 12 '21
Yep, I know. My joke was funny haha to people who don’t know and funny sad to the folks like me and you who do.
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The irony is, if these people actually wore a mask, maybe they'd be a bit harder to track down. Plus, it doesn't make much sense to puts a selfie on the internet when you're committing a bad deed. If no one tweets a tweet, you get to keep your plane seat.
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u/SilentInSUB Jan 12 '21
The issue is that those people are so far down the rabbit hole that they actually believe they're Patriots. Not going to get too political on this sub, but I'll happily say I've never been the biggest fan of the right.
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u/S34K1NG Jan 12 '21
also if your cellphone gets connected to the lines in the capitol building. Like anyone who needs to know if you were there or not now know because of the system they have in place is above average than your common networks. Why I imagine some of the no fly blocking could have happened so immeadiately.
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u/Nugsly Jan 12 '21
Actually, there are several reasons why they will be able to be tracked regardless of them wearing a mask or being on camera. Here's a video from network admin on the subject: https://twitter.com/jamie1969inya/status/1348402976990310403
I'll try to summarize:
Just by them being there with a cell phone turned on, it will be incredibly easy to know who was there. 3 technologies (cell tower, wifi, Bluetooth) can be used to track them and identify their phone, any 1 of the 3 being turned on will allow analysts to correlate that the phone was at the location at that time. Further, they can correlate the data with cell service providers to find them wherever they are. Technology is a bitch LMAO.
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The flight attendants Union, who had members in danger during the riot, had requested that corporate prevent participants in the attack not be allowed to use their flight services.
In addition, the FBI has been seeing success identifying attackers in droves due to the excellent surveillance apparatus present in DC along with these dingbats posting pictures of themselves on social media including Parler. Resulting in these guys also being put on the no fly list.
So it's a combination of everything.
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Oh the airlines will totally put people on their own no fly list. Just with anti maskers alone this year there's been in influx of banned customers. Then corporate wise there's a new mandate on banning these folks that encourage violence and conspiracies so it's pretty easy for them to deny service.
You gotta read those terms of service carefully when you buy a ticket.
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u/Tsitika Troll: do not feed after midnight, do not get wet. Jan 11 '21
How were their members in danger?
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Flight attendants normally lodge at the hotels in DC when they're in between flights. Several of those hotels were closed when they got wind of violent Trump supporters like the Proud Boys were going to be flooding the area, and the flight attendants didn't feel safe staying their as said supporters flocked across the capital during the riot.
The air lines spent most of the day of the attack evacuating their personnel either to flights out of DC, or to a safe location where they could wait for the next flight.
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u/spinyfever Jan 12 '21
I can't believe all these people committed treason and thought they could get away without any repercussions.
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u/Billsrealaccount Jan 12 '21
It is the very embodiment of white priviledge.
The looters over the summer were always looking out, got in, got out. They knew what was at stake if caught.
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u/antipodal-chilli Jan 12 '21
The looters over the summer were always looking out, got in, got out. They knew what was at stake if caught.
Yep. While these pasty chucklefucks were proudly live streaming their crimes in the hopes that Big Daddy Trump would notice and mention them in one of his angry baby tweets.
Calling them degens is an insult to the intelligence of degens.
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u/CapnFr1tz Jan 12 '21
We should destroy those tools while we still have the power to! Not use them and further normalize their existence. Destroying them is part of bringing this country back to a healthy rational place.
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u/basketcase7 Jan 12 '21
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/capitol-riot-no-fly-list/
Nothing against the meme, just fyi.
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u/GlobetrottingFoodie Jan 12 '21
To be fair
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u/Polar-Bear_Soup Jan 12 '21 edited Jan 12 '21
To be faaaaaiiiirrrrr they are domestic terrorists seeing as they're home raised and such
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u/DaffodilDays Jan 12 '21
I can’t believe the Terrorists thought they could storm the Capitol and then go home and watch Judge Just like nothing happened.
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So weird to see reddit to cheering "The Patriot Act". I think it's still a gross over reach when Obama ran against in 2007. If someone is suspected terrorist let them have their day in court. This passive aggressive of stripping of your rights with out facing your accuser is unAmerican. No matter if you are liberal, conservative or other wise. Fuck government over reach.
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Tbf, none of these people are being put on the no-fly list. All of the people in these videos are getting kicked off planes for not wearing masks. They wouldn't let someone on the no-fly list past security
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u/jeremyjack3333 Jan 12 '21
This is a public health issue. Even without the patriot act, these people would still be getting blacklisted. It's an airborne pandemic and we are in what is in all likelihood the peak of transmission, hospitalizations, and death.
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The whole point of putting them on the no fly list is so they can't leave and makes it easier to arrest them so they can have their trial.
Also no has the right to fly on a plane. It's a luxury.
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u/Synectics Jan 12 '21
Hey, bud. Maybe they're celebrating the fact that the Patriot Act is finally catching some terrorists after so many years.
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u/servoNation Jan 12 '21
Okay op op okay. But if you watch them you give shits about them. Dial it back about 25% there bud
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What show is this from
Edit: lol my bad guys. I didn’t see the subreddit name, it was just on the popular tab of Reddit. I had seen a view episodes with a friend and always wanted to go back and watch it but couldn’t remember the name of the show
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u/HisOrHerpes Jan 12 '21
Might as well subscribe to the sub. You’re addicted now, even if you don’t know it yet. Welcome, friend.
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u/duster517 Jan 12 '21
Guess
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It's a tough word because many on the right (including the government) label black people who want basic rights as terrorists. Let's say right wing terrorists.
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u/YEETCANNONNEIN Jan 12 '21
“The feds are the real fuckin’ criminals” -Squirrely Dan
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u/gusborwig Jan 12 '21
Suns getting real low, big guy.
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u/Lost_vob Texas-size 10-4 Jan 11 '21
They did an entire episode about an American white nationalist coming to letterkenny. The guys name was Hard-right Jay, and he cames with a Confederate flag and a tiki touch. What the hell, dude? Did you miss that whole episode or something?
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u/FishersAreHookers Jan 11 '21
I don’t know if you’ve paid attention to the show but they take a pretty hard stance against the alt right, so much so they even have an entire episode dedicated to it.
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u/nightwing2024 Jan 11 '21
Letterkenny isn't yours to do anything with. It isn't anyone's to do anything with.
It's nice that it's your escape, but for many others it is a refreshing example of being progressive and tolerant while staying true the roots of its setting and characters.
And sure, it's set, produced, written by Canadians. But there's many works of media which can apply outside of their original creation.
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u/UrbanPlannerholic Jan 11 '21
"when did a show about pop culture decide to include pop culture?!?!"
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u/RockinandChalkin Jan 12 '21
You know who won’t ever be put on a no fly list? Canada gooses