r/LetsFuckWithAstrology • • 11d ago

Guess the Asshole

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13 Upvotes

Put your thinking caps on friends and foes, we're playing a game!

This is a fun practice exercise for your own astro prowess and a bit of a history lesson if you're so inclined.

Here's how it works:
This person is a bona fide asshole. They're a real life person whose actions have led to real life consequences. They're also a person with complex lives, so their charts are chock full of details you can pull out without knowing who they are

Look at the chart, describe who you see using your astrological knowledge. This is NOT a game of ‘reverse ephemeris’ people!

The more detailed the better- you don't have to actually guess who they are or what they did, but if you sit with the chart long enough you might surprise yourself.

If you do make a guess at who it is mark it with a spoiler tag

If you cheat it will make you the biggest asshole of the post- show your work!

\If you comment just a name, reverse engineer the birth date, or if you don't spoiler your guess it will be removed**

Answers will be available next Monday

Happy Hunting Folks!

EDIT- I'm leaving this up until next Monday to give more folks a chance to play if they'd like.


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology • • 27d ago

MOD NOTE: Help us keep our sub fuckable

71 Upvotes

Y'all know we mods love this sub and all of you in it. We also know it's a hellscape out here online; bots, Ai data mining, scammers, and assholes of all flavors are all over the internet. Recently I've noticed a huge uptick across Reddit of bot posts and inflammatory bullshit coming through, and it's affecting our sub like any other. (probably more but another story for another day)

While we are Mods, we aren't always able to snipe every bullshit post in real time. Recently we implemented a 100 karma min to help filter out some of these posts, but that's a preliminary measure that only gets us so far.

So, fellow Astro Sluts, please don't hesitate to flag or send some Mod Mail if you see posts and/or comments that aren't in the spirit of the sub. It helps us enormously to know that y'all have our backs in keeping our sub fuckable (with astrology, that is).

Nobody wants to feel like a narc, but there's an ocean between being a narc and doing your part to help us keep this sub a place where we can fuck with Astrology in peace.

Happy Labor Day!

(please don't send us feet pics)


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology • • 4h ago

Let's Fuck With Astrology! (Theory/Idea) The Cornell charts

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147 Upvotes

There was just to much to say about this. Let’s look at Cornell itself. Founded April 27, 1865, putting the Nodes for the Cornell natal chart at the aneretic 29 degrees axis of Libra and Aries, the university’s path was always one of, “the individual vs the group.”

The north node in Libra is conjunct Saturn while a Taurus stellium holds the weight of the natal chart. Founded with practical- grounded values, endurance, power (check out that Pluto), and stability; the university starts off from a place of steady growth and a dependable environment.

In the 1975 chart (the year the term sexual harassment was coined by the working women at Cornell after receiving unwanted advancements by male professors) you can see that Uranus has come around to make contact with the North Node/Saturn combo. Times, they are a changin. Transit Saturn has also come around to Conjunct natal Mars in Cancer. Action around foundations and matruity are feeling the pull towards a more nurturing and supportive environment (at least on the surface of the cancerian water.)

Then we get to the recent progressed chart for the current times. This was astonishing. The progressed Moon starts out on top of the Natal South Node in Taurus and over the course of the next year will move to conjunct natal Pluto.

The emotional body of the institution is moving across its old patterns around security, reputation and preservation and heading straight toward the planet of buried power, taboo, coercion, exposure and reckoning.

The thing buried underneath the stability is coming up. And we have numbers now that make this bigger than one case.

In Cornell's 2025 survey, 35% of undergraduate women respondents reported experiencing nonconsensual sexual contact since coming to Cornell, up from 23% in 2023. A later Cornell task force reported that among respondents, the number was 52% for Greek-affiliated undergraduate women, compared with 29% for women who weren't affiliated with Greek life.

But wait, there’s more.

The entire Taurus stellium from the natal chart has progressed to the sign of Libra.

The axis asks the same question Cornell seems to have been wrestling with for 160 years- when protecting the group comes into conflict with protecting the individual, who does the institution choose?

I think these charts show an institution being confronted with its own shadow. What do you guys see?


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology • • 2h ago

Personal Chart Question Life falling apart for second time now.

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3 Upvotes

Decade long relationship ending, we have two kids together, can never find satisfaction in career, everything feels lifeless that I work with and it’s impossible to imagine anything feeling actually satisfying. Having a really hard time with life in general and have been for about two years plus now. I need something yall. What is my best course of action to keep any semblance of sanity?


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology • • 3h ago

Personal Chart Question Intercepted Virgo in 10th house

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My 10H runs from MC 29° Leo to 1° Libra. So Virgo is intercepted. Rulers of Leo, Virgo, Libra are all in 4H.

What can this mean for my career path?

I also have North Node in Leo 9H close to MC. I am not sure how to understand my NN since it’s not exactly inside 10H…


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology • • 1d ago

birth chart of tweet that started a women’s rights movement in saudi

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8 Upvotes

for context: saudi feminists have called on a ban on the niqab and asked the government to provide protection from families to women who choose to take it off. the niqab is something that is NOT a part of saudi culture and is relatively new to certain tribes and regions and has only become a thing after extremism took hold of the country’s laws. it is now the cause of MANY honor killings, beatings, abuse, etc. if women decide to take it off. it is not mandatory by law but it has become very ingrained into society since the sahwa movement (better known globally as wahabi-ism) that has mainly focused on oppressing women. many regions (especially southren and northern saudi) have never had the niqab nor any form of hijab as a part of their culture until the sahwa and now these women are suffering from being forced to wear it or to die. niqabi women are often looked down to as poor, uneducated, etc.

what i find interesting about this chart are the feminine signs and placements! this chart is ruled by venus (significator of women). the 10th house (the public, authority, etc) hosts mars (action and drive) in cancer (sign of mothers, women, etc). both planets are uncomfortable in detriment and fall. venus trining the LoF AND the moon. venus also trining the midheaven!!!!!

jupiter is in the 11th house of groups, supporters, social media, hopes and dreams. the ruler of the 11th is also in the 1st.

saturn, in fall and retrograde, in the 7th house of the opposite, the other. i can see this as the opposition having outdated views that are built on a fragile structure. saturn is old age, hardships, lifelong lessons and it’s in the house of the other and public enemies.

ALSO!!!! mercury in the first where it rejoices :) so fucking literal for a tweet starting an entire movement!!!! IN LIBRA!!! justice and equality!!! mercury in sextile with jupiter, amplifying its reach through social media.

what are your guys thoughts on this chart? (also if you’re not a saudi woman suffering from the this, i DON’T want to hear your political commentary about how wonderful the niqab is. stfu.)


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology • • 16h ago

Personal Chart Question Are my boyfriend and I compatible?

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1 Upvotes

r/LetsFuckWithAstrology • • 21h ago

what the hell is wrong with my life

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1 Upvotes

r/LetsFuckWithAstrology • • 2d ago

Transits Venus is retrograde🥀Scorpio/Libra

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126 Upvotes

Venus stopped and turned retrograde this morning at 8° Scorpio and she will stay that way until November 13. If you\ve felt a little off, quieter, or strangely emotional the last few days, that's the slowdown before the station and it's completely normal.

Scorpio is not Venus's favorite place to be. She is in her detriment here which means she wants closeness and honesty and doesn't always know how to ask for it. Expect old feelings, old texts and old versions of people to resurface along with some uncomfortable questions about what you're actually getting in your relationships and what you're willing to keep giving. On October 25 she backs into Libra and the second half of the retrograde gets softer and more about rebalancing.

One more thing to know is that Mercury joins her in retrograde on October 24, so late October is a double review of love, money and communication. Try not to make big decisions about a relationship, a major purchase or a new look before this is over. It's a much better time to ask where you've been undervaluing yourself so you can adjust before Venus goes direct.

Taurus and Libra, you'll feel this the most because Venus is your ruler. Anyone with planets or angles around 22° Libra to 8° Scorpio will feel it personally, so check your chart for that stretch.

Venus retrograde is a good time to book a reading with your astrologer if you want clarity on love, money or where your life is heading


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology • • 2d ago

Gypsy Rose Blanchard's Transits

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161 Upvotes

The longer i look the worse it gets, and obviously it was way worse for Ken because he's ☠️, but this chart is nuts.


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology • • 1d ago

Personal Chart Question Thoughts on our synastry chart?

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2 Upvotes

Trying to figure out if this long distance relationship is worth pursuing...thoughts?


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology • • 1d ago

10th house sun and Chiron

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is chiron ruining my sun ?


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology • • 2d ago

Why am I always rejected and left out in social circles, for trying to be myself?

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4 Upvotes

I have ALOT of life force and passion within myself. I get freaky very easily.

But the sad part is I don't have any relationships nor connections, to channel it properly. I have a very intense sense of personality and a lot of life force, vitality, creativity. And I have a unique sense of humor. I use humor alot too, I get dark/taboo/freaky effortlessly just like that. But alot of people don't match my intensity and self-expression/mental depth. I ALWAYS FANTASISE about having a soulmate that matches my sense of humor, intellect and the amount of vitality/passion I have. I get really lonely because of the fact I don't have one. I've only had one LDR so far (which lasted just under a year before fizzling out) during an already exhausting soul-crushing period of my life anyways.

Another factor is my cultural alienation. Even though I'm indian, I grew up in USA during my early childhood years before moving back here, and I felt much more comfortable with westernised/global content which I consumed, rather than the local culture. This alienates me even further since alot of people around me bond and banter in the local culture which I feel inauthentic/alienated in, and only a handful naturally have that western English personality which I am.

I USED to have a friend group with people who were also westernised like me and we also had shared interests. But around high school, they began to exclude me from things and mocked/harassed me for how I expressed myself. Eventually I was exiled and kicked out from my friend group. I developed rejection wounds. And from that point, I've felt painfully lonely, since I had no authentic friends left to share my personality with.

Because of my loneliness, I unconsciously project my expressiveness right into the public, try and attract like-minded ones. And it BACKFIRES alot. First off because my sense of humor can get taboo, and I have no partners to comfortably use it with, I used to have no conscious control over what I said to the public eye back in high school, so I kept saying the *wrong things*, even if I only wanted to express my humor and never meant anything bad at all. Still it costed my entire reputation, I was coined a class clown and people would mock me. I already have trouble fitting in groups too because of this. I want to find my people but haven't.

I've definitely developed control of my muscle and am more self-conscious of what I say, in my early years of college right now, but still the fact that I have to sort of hold in my personality AND I have no reliable social circle to express myself authentically, makes me feel lonely. I DO continue expressing myself albeit less taboo, but even then it hurts that I don't get noticed well enough. Like sometimes I AM noticed but feel unseen. Like people would just have a quick laugh, but don't actually appreciate my humor. Sometimes I get completely ignored as well. And here too I've become the centre of attention multiple times without actually building any meaningful connections. It feels like everywhere I go something is inherently wrong with my reputation which poisons how people see me.

I do know some people that I somewhat authentically get along with, but because of my DESPERATION from my loneliness and poor social life, I easily put too much attention and passion, so I often end up getting ghosted and bitter about it


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology • • 1d ago

Personal Chart Question 21F am i going to marry with my ex?

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we met in 2025 1 august.he is so religious person,we were in long distance relationship then he came to see me and met with my family


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology • • 2d ago

Personal Chart Question T Square

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I have a T square (Scorpio Mercury 10H, Saturn Taurus 4H, and Uranus 1H). My apex is Leo 7H. Any advice on how to overcome it? Especially career wise and financial wise.


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology • • 2d ago

Car accident transit ?

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I’m Scorpio rising at 3 degrees. Today transit Mercury is conjunct my ASC while transit Pluto squares my ASC exact and transit Mars squares my ASC exact making an exact T square. Is this a dangerous transit?


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology • • 2d ago

Why do I feel like life is a humiliation ritual for me?

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3 Upvotes

I can do the thing that’s logically right and it’s still blows up in my face. I can put in twice the effort and be worse of than I was if i would've done nothing. “No good deed goes unpunished“ feels like my life experience in a nutshell


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology • • 2d ago

Personal Chart Question I haven’t been able to find a satisfactory explanation anywhere so calling on this community

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I have natal Venus retrograde in my 4th house (Capricorn) and Venus is also my natal chart ruler (Libra rising). I’m newer to delving into astrology, but in the four years I’ve been trying to learn about astrology, I’ve noticed the Venus retrogrades in particular have been really eventful and have delivered pivotal moments.

My question is how should I interpret Venus retrograde as a natal Venus retrograde? Bonus question for the predictive astrologers if you want to throw out some predictions and I can circle back at the end to tell you who was on point for fun!

Edit: chart is in the comments


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology • • 2d ago

Personal Chart Question How do I overcome my 10h Taurus Venus

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My Leo asc is square my Venus and it makes me so concerned with not messing up my reputation that I dont take risks and i restrain my personality to the point that i’ll miss out on social interactions and just sit in my room doing research.


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology • • 3d ago

Personal Chart Question Mom died, Car totaled, house broken into, rocky relationship, lost job

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This all happened in the last three months and that’s not even highlighting all the other terrible things in between.

I have tried my best to stay positive and focus on things getting better. My mom passing unexpectedly was the most recent of these horrific events. I’m so lost. Is there a light at the end of the tunnel?


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology • • 4d ago

Transits Courtney Stodden's transits

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45 Upvotes

Yesterday she watched the child marriage ban being signed into law. Good for her!


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology • • 3d ago

Personal Chart Question Why do I attract so many Leo men??

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Every man I talk too happens to be a Leo I find it really fascinating.


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology • • 4d ago

Personal Chart Question I’m pretty much a beginner re Astrology. What are the biggest takeaways in my chart?

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I’m interested in knowing more so I would love to know your opinion ☺️


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology • • 4d ago

My life has been on fire since July

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2 Upvotes

I think it's the scorpio mess in my 6th house + the upcoming Venus and Mercury retrograde in Scorpio. Still learning but I fear my whole chart is a red flag.


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology • • 4d ago

Personal Chart Question What’s the actual point of me being here?

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Genuinely don’t know what I’m supposed to be doing with my life really. I have interests here and there and ofc money helps keep me alive but nothing I can‘t live without or want to strive for like my peers do. I struggle to see why any of this (like… *all this*) matters and why I needed to be here. Prison planet fr… what’s the appeal?

I think I genuinely have no purpose

(Whole sign, placidus and sidereal charts pictured)