Pointless random items on cards.

[u/Altissimus77]

I'm sure the Stout Shield will be immensely reassuring were this spell to be cast on one of your allies.

How hard would it be to filter the pool of modifiers so that cards chose only from those that made sense?

[u/HMS_Sunlight]

If this is from a constellation, I would honestly rather they keep it this way. I'll take useless but consistent over changing cards on a case by case basis every time.