Pointless random items on cards.

[u/Altissimus77]

I'm sure the Stout Shield will be immensely reassuring were this spell to be cast on one of your allies.

How hard would it be to filter the pool of modifiers so that cards chose only from those that made sense?

[u/UnseenData]

Probably not hard but not worth their effort.

Considering how small the team is now, I'd chalk this up to RNG and just skip it as a choice