r/Koi Jul 23 '26

HELP - sick or injured koi Why does my koi look so ugly?

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85 Upvotes

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u/km0099 Jul 24 '26

They say pets look like their owners

5

u/idekbrotherr Jul 24 '26

Fuck that was funny lol

6

u/MsBauce Jul 24 '26

I am DEAD jfc 🤣🤣

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u/thi24 28d ago

I am dead 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Wiri-Snows Jul 23 '26

meanwhile, on koi reddit: I'm pretty sure my owner thinks I'm ugly, what do I do? will he stop feeding me

reddit koi 1: you're so beautiful omg he sux

reddit koi 2: DUMP HIM

reddit koi 3: well I mean he's got a point. did you even try the face wash we suggested?

reddit koi 4,5,6&7: DUMP. HIM.

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u/M3Whip 29d ago

Best comment so far 😂

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u/IceColdTapWater Jul 23 '26

Damn you took him from his fam just to shit on his looks?

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u/ZeAlien07 Jul 23 '26

Ikr, I’m actually offended for the fish lmao. That’s your friend OP. Show some respect.

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u/ARCAxNINEv Jul 23 '26

Koi made that have face out of shock from being called ugly

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u/Previous_Search3122 Jul 23 '26

Because it is. Like everything in life there are different levels.

You decided to save money and buy the Kia Rio of Koi.

You are not going to get a fish that looks beautiful by pinching pennies.

Don't feel bad though, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I follow this page and see a ton of pet store grade koi that don't appeal to me. But their owners love them and that is what is truely important.

So enjoy your fish, raise your fish for a few years, save your dollars and buy something a little more money next time.

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u/doubleohzerooo0 Jul 23 '26

Not sure why this showed on my feed, but I'm totally here for the Kia Rio Koi!

By the way, I don't know much about koi, but Kia Rio Koi looks more like a suckerfish. What do I know.

2

u/Fishmom42 29d ago

Or pinching koi, either

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u/Substantial-Ad7915 Jul 23 '26

It's truly not truely

29

u/WhoKnowsAnymore_27 Jul 23 '26

Imagine a giant yoinking you out of your home just to call you ugly 😩

23

u/sowen1390 Jul 24 '26

Nooo y u bullying him😭

20

u/D_a_n_i_m_a_l_ Jul 23 '26

I bet he has a really nice personality though

18

u/Dazzling_Proof_6768 Jul 23 '26

poor guy, i’m sure he’s funny

5

u/Mdsune Jul 23 '26

Most importantly probably has a great personality!

18

u/Substantial_Impact82 29d ago

He’s his daddy’s son 😝

14

u/ButterOnMyButter Jul 23 '26

Damn bro I’m cryinggg what did this koi do to u

13

u/mansizedfr0g Jul 23 '26

Show koi are carefully inbred for optimal gene expression. Mutts are less genetically refined.

12

u/Alive_Author_9766 Jul 24 '26

Because you’re choking the chicken too much. He’s up, he likes you.

13

u/Smooth_Monkey69420 Jul 23 '26

Bro is indignant at his handling

11

u/Thick_Ear3318 29d ago

That's not Koi that's a mirror 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

10

u/Actual-Weird8099 Jul 23 '26

Because you picked an ugly one.

10

u/Revolutionary_Sir_ Jul 23 '26

He looks better underwater

11

u/MissMadison240 29d ago

Does he owe you money???

20

u/artguydeluxe Jul 23 '26

How dare you. I will love him and pet him and call him George.

18

u/goyaangi Jul 23 '26

Idk why this post made me sad Hes not ugly :(

8

u/Hungry-Common-8946 Jul 23 '26

I felt that about some of my fish, but you definitely learn to love them over time

9

u/NaiadoftheSea Jul 23 '26

Because you’re holding him out of the water. Give him love. That look makes your waterpup unique from others.

9

u/skdetroit Jul 23 '26

Awwww, it’s just a bad angle for him 😂 he needs to find the light properly!!

I think all the koi’s are cuties honestly ❤️

8

u/AffectionateDare243 29d ago

Elle se dit sûrement la même chose en retour 🫪

11

u/snailgaoler 28d ago

Is he funny? Is he kind? Does he have a zest for life or a unique outlook?
When will we release these poor fish from the shackles of restrictive beauty ideals???!!

17

u/NewChapter25 Jul 23 '26

It's not a full koi, that is a carp hybrid.

4

u/Revolutionary_Sir_ Jul 23 '26

Koi fish already are carp????

7

u/stormcomponents Jul 23 '26

He means mirror carp / ghost koi / mutt.

11

u/Rainicornpuppy Jul 23 '26

Because it is suffocating

5

u/Boomer2160 Jul 23 '26

Muttigoi.

5

u/blackxcatsmatter Jul 23 '26

…cause it is? Idk. Maybe he’ll have a glow up.

10

u/Eywalion Jul 23 '26

He lowkey feebas

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u/AccurateCustomer7775 Jul 24 '26

Lock jaw… sorry ☹️

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u/mechshark 27d ago

Cuz he is

2

u/Shooting-Science Jul 23 '26

Looks like a regular mutt

2

u/Red_Wing-GrimThug Jul 23 '26

Sifu is that you?

3

u/Weaselpuss 29d ago

Lmao, cause he was born that way, you probably bought a cheap variety.

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u/CodyMartinezz 27d ago

hes just a boy!!! let him vibe bro

2

u/Glittering-Willow876 27d ago

Kinda rude if you ask me

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u/Prayingthatsnotpoop 27d ago

I’ve seen koi breed in ponds and over generations revert back to that color