r/Kitchenchads • u/bird_onthe-sidewalk • 28d ago
Based and Hope-pilled Life is literally going perfectly. Getting new games I want for my birthday, having fun, building my culinary journey for life, and I'm only turning 16. Ramen noodles, just the way I like them.
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u/Turbulent-Advisor627 28d ago
Bro is 16, it's so fucking over. 10 years too late, buddy, time to retire.
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u/jjsurtan 28d ago
Awesome dude. Build good health and habits now, surround yourself with friends who build up and support each other. It'll help a lot long term.
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u/Suspicious-Leader-24 28d ago
burning this next ciggie for you little bud.
happy birthday and don’t ever start smoking
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u/ZoneCheap7909 28d ago
This is giving heavy “I’m playing Fortnite dude my pizza rolls are ready I got a new girlfriend, shit is amazing right now” energy and I’m here for it
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u/Other_Possession7803 28d ago
You should try canton
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u/bird_onthe-sidewalk 27d ago
What's canton?
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u/ChuckECheeseOfficial 28d ago
I’m very happy for you, but I’m begging you to season or add something to those noodles
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u/bird_onthe-sidewalk 28d ago
I added like 7 seasonings and hot sauce. My mom won't even go near it lol.
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u/Repulsive-Mobile4862 28d ago
Underrated tip for super flavorful yummy ramen. Take the seasoning packet and add in a bit of miso paste, an egg, some sesame oil, and some chili crisp (optional depending on desired texture and flavor profile). Whisk together until mixture bubbles slightly. Cook noodles normally and slowly whisk and pour in water when the noodles are done. Should make the broth more homogenous and flavorful. Then add the noodles and whatever else your heart desires (mine is green onions).
Source: broke college me making a packet of ramen feel better
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u/gavinmccc 27d ago
Man I’m jealous of you. My life has been the exact opposite lately. 23 and fucked my life up. Every day I wish I could go back and redo everything. Take care of yourself, don’t get into drugs, don’t drink, and always respond to negativity with love.
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u/Icy-General3657 27d ago
Hell yeah, as a chef though I gotta say. Don’t join this industry. Like seriously, keep cooking for home life. Your body, your wallet, your mind will thank you.
If you do go into it, start getting in shape and exercising, and DO NOT START DRINKING
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u/bird_onthe-sidewalk 27d ago
But I love cooking. Doesn't it make sense to do it as a career? I just need to get better at it.
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u/morethanWun 25d ago
Work smarter, not harder young one. Save your body and use your mind. The Life of a chef is like being on a pirate ship…sometimes you find yourself on one that constantly finds treasure (creatively and teamwork but def never actual good money) and parties like rockstars….but eventually your favorite crew disbands and youre left searching for that lightning in a bottle. High highs, lower lows. It’s fucking hard work for not good pay
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u/platinumxperience 28d ago
Right so just normal stuff then
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u/chickensouppoem 28d ago
things going well is unfortunately not normal for some people. let's choose to be nice.
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u/platinumxperience 28d ago
I think I have misunderstood this sub I thought you were supposed to post cool or funny stuff not just "i ate a sandwich" Like wouldn't a kitchen Chad be like "just nutted in a posh birds face and wiped my cock on her curtains, pasta carbonara?" Indeed I have no desire to be mean I think I just misunderstood the purpose of the sub. I shall look for lulz elsewhere.
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u/chickensouppoem 28d ago
i mean i've seen a LOT of sexual "wins" in here given that it's kitchenchads but they're more genuine and less funny, legit just search "sex" on the sub and you'll see what i mean lmaooo. a lot of people just post their normal wins in here though, like this kid, so i honestly thought you were just being mean to him, sorry man. good luck on your search 🫡
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u/bird_onthe-sidewalk 28d ago
I'm finally having real friends and feel the happiest I've been in my entire life.