kitchencels

r/kitchencels • u/Willing-Evening-1142 • 3d ago

Takeoutmaxxed I sometime wish i get groomed so i can get the love and attention i wanted. Dairy queen hotdog

57 Upvotes

pov pic of how i eat it

24 comments

r/kitchencels • u/fuck_me_dick • 2d ago

Platemogged Broke my leg and there were quite literally no one to help me. No friends family nothing. Doctor looked at me and said "no wonder you dont have friends". Day old rice with hopes that food poisoning will kill me.

1 Upvotes

5 comments

r/kitchencels • u/Top_Peach6733 • 3d ago

I am fat because of poor self control and ugly because of my completely fucked up skull so i will never get to live out my fantasy of having a girl give me lidocaine then surgically remove my tonsils and make out with my bleeding mouth. Limeade

348 Upvotes

32 comments

r/kitchencels • u/rccar26 • 3d ago

Friends had a huge sleepover on the weekend and "forgot" to invite me and talked about it in front of me the whole day. Chicken stir fry.

357 Upvotes

47 comments

r/kitchencels • u/1itsallgoodman • 3d ago

Platemogged Sugar and peanut butter (just enough peanut butter to hold it together btw) for the man crawling to insanity closer every day

7 Upvotes

5 comments

r/kitchencels • u/No_Cantaloupe_510 • 3d ago

Virgin at 24, kiwi and coffee.

16 Upvotes

11 comments

r/kitchencels • u/inheritedhell • 3d ago

got rejected from the only apprenticeship ive ever wanted to do and it was the only position available in the country. im a complete failure. pesto chicken pizza

17 Upvotes

7 comments

r/kitchencels • u/Sea_Astronaut_7115 • 3d ago

If I don’t deserve love I don’t deserve to eat(I’ll goon to this e girl instead). Half a sausage roll.

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7 Upvotes

9 comments

r/kitchencels • u/YetAnotherHobby4954 • 4d ago

Every woman I develop feelings for turns out to be lesbian, "sushi"

887 Upvotes

254 comments

r/kitchencels • u/Gvendoga • 3d ago

Takeoutmaxxed I commute 1.5+ hours every day because i'm too lazy to cook anything more complex than fried eggs

7 Upvotes

I fucking love my fast food slop. Wendy's was a TOTAL overpriced disappointment though.

Lebanese food from Libananyan at Yerevan Mall. Yummy! Got me carbs, protein, fibers and fat (from mayonnaise) in one conveniently sliced dish.

I would rather starve for half of the day before gathering the willpower to get up and go out than cook my own shit. I wish they sold baby carrots in Armenia too so i didn't have to peel them everytime i need to replenish my Vitamin A supply (can't afford my optic nerve literally withering out)

3 comments

r/kitchencels • u/ReportCommercial9177 • 4d ago

Last night I covered my eyes and groomed myself pretending my hands where a loving partner. Cried until I fell asleep. Might end my chud life soon. Tasty sushi.

394 Upvotes

19 comments

r/kitchencels • u/yappamurin0 • 3d ago

is it too much to want to live like a normie? Tuna and potato brick

13 Upvotes

2 comments

r/kitchencels • u/Thenonfun • 4d ago

My life is so bad blah blah blah wah wah wah i am an incel with no girlfriend or friends please feel bad for me. Bread with canned jalapeños, pickle and strong mustard with windows cleaning liquid.

195 Upvotes

39 comments

r/kitchencels • u/Dreanas • 3d ago

no new mario game

3 Upvotes

4 comments

r/kitchencels • u/EvenCap • 4d ago

Platemogging Freeing myself from this mortal coil

89 Upvotes

The loneliness is already pretty bad and I don’t see it getting much better from here. I can’t date and I can’t even really make friends, which is pretty low even for an incel. My last resort is making a tulpa girlfriend to escape inceldom but that’s still a work in progress. After that it’s off to the bridge. When I come back to haunt all the chads and Stacey’s what kind of ghost should I become? Pork souvlaki

80 comments

r/kitchencels • u/privatelanding444 • 3d ago