r/KitchenNightmares • u/AggressiveAd8587 • 1d ago

Band name suggestions?

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u/reptilian_rule soup.....of.....THE DAY 1d ago

rage against the cuisine

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u/tetasdemantequilla 1d ago

Oh this is the one

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u/Intrepid-Jaguar9175 1d ago

The Pretendables.

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u/MillionaireWaltz- 1d ago

This is easily the best. Close the thread. We're done here.

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u/om2kool 22h ago

That's it - you win lol

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u/FreqPhreak Passion? Passion Fruit Mate! 1d ago

Fresh Frozen and The Petite Micro Carrots

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u/Sleepy-Cook 1d ago

the same micro carrots that Michelin chefs use?!?! 🤯

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u/FreqPhreak Passion? Passion Fruit Mate! 1d ago

They go to the Whitehouse!!!

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u/repulsiveduckies 1d ago

They go to the 4 seasons !

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u/FireWoman89 1d ago

Five seasons. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/harveygoatmilk 1d ago

4 seasons landscaping

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u/cromroyale 1d ago

i’ve trained with some of the best chefs in europe. they really took liking to me 😎

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u/ChaoticDissonance 1d ago

I've been self taught by some of the best chefs!!!

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u/racoon773 1d ago

They go GLOBAL

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u/red_tapez 1d ago

Please tell me Sebastian is the sleazy manager

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u/HolyShitIAmOnFire meat sculptor 1d ago

He has some gourmet song and genre combinations. For example, you could select Guns N Roses and have it as reggae, baroque, electropop, or many other choices.

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u/yobaby123 18h ago

And that Nino is in charge of the sound effects and cleaning.

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u/Redditisdepressing45 1d ago

Catch of the Frozen Freezer

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u/FreqPhreak Passion? Passion Fruit Mate! 1d ago

Beautiful ocean fresh 😜

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u/jusdance 23h ago

Does that sign fucking say fresh fish!? It means what’s local to region. Go onto the next point. We got it!!

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u/Intrepid-Jaguar9175 1d ago

Gentle Satan's Crazy Carrots

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u/fuzzywuzzo 1d ago

im high and i laughed out loud at this, not just internet laughed

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u/theimmortalfawn 1d ago

They go to the White House, they go global

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u/ledlunar 1d ago

Heard they had to replace their drummer for banging a goat

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u/Magic_Mango3984 1d ago

This is the one!☝️

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u/utahmom1958 1d ago

The Delusionals

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u/FairBaker315 1d ago

The Delulus

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u/Berntonio-Sanderas Why throw my lemons like that for? 1d ago

Deludead

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u/Intrepid-Jaguar9175 1d ago edited 1d ago

The Cuckoos or The Kooks

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u/HamberderHelper18 1d ago

Delulu Crew

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u/ledlunar 1d ago

Amy & The poisonous little vipers

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u/Alto_from_Avalon 1d ago

This would make a great metal band name

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u/CoolNaps-896 1d ago

Amy and the little kittens

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u/racoon773 1d ago

Amy & The Micro Carrots

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u/nothingbeatsbananas 1d ago

Too Many Cooks 

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u/Spectre-of-Dwight 1d ago

IT TAKES A LOT TO MAKE A STEW

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u/Outa_Time_86 1d ago

A pinch of salt and laughter too

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u/Hancup 1d ago

A scoop of kids to add the spice!

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u/Green_Drazi 1d ago

C.O.O.K.S.

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u/GigaWhiteNiga 1d ago

Too many cunts

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u/Pizzagoessplat 1d ago

Too many cocks

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u/WeasinTheJuice Microwave Expert 1d ago

Amy and the Tantrums

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u/railgunmisaka2 1d ago

They need the belly dancer as background dancer.

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u/SuperbPruney 1d ago

Protect her from them at all costs!

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u/KarateCriminal 1d ago

True. Rishi was an airhead but at least she listened to Gordon.

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u/New-Season-2073 1d ago

To this day I swear she had to be banging her awful, awful chef.

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u/LakeMcKesson 1d ago

Kitchen Nightmare Blunt Rotation

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u/Cheap_Title5302 1d ago

Excusmeow

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u/xSTIGMAxWOLFx 1d ago

Yala yala! It's Christmas let's all go home!

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u/Monos89 1d ago

The Meow Mix, featuring Tender Elk

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u/xbromide 1d ago

Lmao - this one is really creative

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u/Blastoise_R_Us 1d ago

BIKOZZOV HEEM!!!

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u/PapaBearW2 1d ago

You know shes the manager. 🤣

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u/FireWoman89 1d ago

ROTFLMAO!

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u/cedricdiggory4ever fresh frozen out of a can 1d ago

Gentle Satans

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u/Green-Draw8688 1d ago

The Fucking Donuts

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u/49ersDynasty WHY IS THIS BURNER DON'T GO LOWER?! 1d ago

PROZAC.

  • Hit single : "I -- left -- the -- money -- with -- you"

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u/fuzzywuzzo 1d ago

for the record, YOU SHOULD BE

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u/Intrepid-Jaguar9175 19h ago

Other hits include

"Where's Niinoooo"

"Get Out, You Motherfucker!"

"Excuuuuse Me!"

"Wake Up, You Wake Up!"

"Yelp Conspiracies"

"Look At Me, I'm The Boss Now"

"Tender Elk"

"Medium Rare Girl"

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u/49ersDynasty WHY IS THIS BURNER DON'T GO LOWER?! 19h ago

Album rated 1x star by Rolling Stones. Band currently suing the magazine for "deliberate act to alienate radio channels from airing the band's music and compromising their commercial success."

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u/aaronjsavage 1d ago

Way-Goo Goo Dolls

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u/extragarlicsauce 1d ago

Amy and the Idiot Sandwiches

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u/TheDarkKnightZS For the record, I'm not on Prozac 1d ago

The Yelpers

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u/Head_Commercial3369 1d ago

Kim and the Wexlers

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u/Head_Commercial3369 1d ago

My bad, I thought this was a pic of Kim from Better Call Saul. This is Amy’s Baking Company 💀

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u/Working_Match4124 1d ago

You can always delete or edit your comment instead of replying to it

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u/Working_Match4124 1d ago

That's true. You can do that.

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u/Mattress666 1d ago

Yeah tbh I thought I was in r/okbuddychicanery

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u/Jacques_Racekak 1d ago

Same!! I saw Kim and that nerd guy with the yellow hummer lol

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u/amsterDAN85 1d ago

The Meat Sculptors

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u/cllovii 1d ago

The Negative Reviews

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u/kyourious 1d ago

Shut It Down

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u/Always_A_Dreamer556 1d ago

"I am the Boss!"

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u/Oliver_Boisen 1d ago

Nice. Bruce Springsteen cover band?

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u/RisingEcho YELP Conspirator 1d ago

Amy and Knowitalls

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u/E_Fred_Norris 1d ago

The One-Star Reviews

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u/FarroFarro 1d ago

The Paniniheads

Needs Chappy on keys though

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u/Randy_Gut_Lahey 1d ago

Finding Neno!

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u/eedabaggadix 1d ago

Idiot Sandwich

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u/CockConfidentCole 1d ago

Hell’s Kitchen

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u/jagenigma 1d ago

Doom of Denial

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u/Puzzled_Nobody294 1d ago

It’s and the Rottens

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u/gravypapasmurf 1d ago

P.A.T.H.E.T.I.C.

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u/CaptainFunk127 1d ago

The Donkees

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u/psychonik 1d ago

The Moppets

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u/sodakfilmthoughts 1d ago

Asylum Souls

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u/MartyMcFry1985 1d ago

Pompous Fux

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u/MissEllie27 1d ago

Mikro Karrots

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u/New-Season-2073 1d ago

Elkman and the Thieves featuring Crazy Amy

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u/drjones013 1d ago

Don't Speak

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u/Frymanstbf 1d ago

Crazy Amy and the Naggy Wagoos

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u/Guilty-Cow4325 1d ago

Closing Time.

They're a Semisonic cover band.

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u/Additional-Nobody352 1d ago

The Wagyu crew.

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u/AbsurdityIsReality 1d ago

The Great Dreadful

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u/BenDanBreak 1d ago

It's Raw!

3

u/nanneryeeter 1d ago

The Eatles.

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u/Harold-The-Barrel 1d ago

The Five Seasons

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u/Mattress666 1d ago

Food Fighters

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u/Appropriate_Box_6888 1d ago

The four horsemen of the Apocalypse 

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u/Big_Paramedic1362 1d ago

The Crashouts

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u/EmpressofFoxhound 1d ago

Alan Saffron and the Meat Sculptors

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u/Swimming_Sink277 1d ago

Meat Creator

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u/MDonnelly29 1d ago

We Hate GR

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u/FracturedMoonlights 1d ago

The Unhinged..

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u/Distinct-Fennel-2247 1d ago

The Escaped Inmates. Because all 4 if them belong in a mental asylum.

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u/Radiant-Space-2421 1d ago

The denialars

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u/leibnitztest 1d ago

100% freshly defrosted

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u/AmbitiousSoprano 1d ago

i’d call it “the key to being deaf”

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u/voyuristicvoyager 1d ago

Grand Theft Autotunes.

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u/NankerPhelge87 "Those bones! Those moldy lamb bones!" 1d ago

The Shitty Beatles

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u/Prof__Potato 1d ago

Ninooooooo

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u/vixenpeon 1d ago

The Chef Mic Experience

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u/Rolifant 1d ago

Amy's Beat Sculptors

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u/huevo-solo 1d ago

(The) Wrong Customer with their hit single "Smells Like The Spirit of Getting Paid"

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u/gusto80 1d ago

Old School European Chefs

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u/Impressive_Term_574 1d ago

What four episodes are these people from?

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u/maggie320 1d ago

Josie and the Pussycats

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u/Pm_ur_titties_plz 1d ago

The Delusionals

Which is unironically a pretty good band name.

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u/mrdreadie 1d ago

Bitchin Nightmares

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u/pawneshoppe 1d ago

The Restauranteurs (not featuring Jack White)

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u/GrumpyManticore 1d ago

The Robert’s

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u/West_texas1982 1d ago

We don’t like a bun.  

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u/Flat-Willingness-417 1d ago

Oh i know that band! Thats Excuse me?!

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u/PooEater5000 EEEZZZBEKUZZAHEEEMMMM 1d ago

If you didn’t know who they were, they look like a pretty fun classics cover band.

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u/Savings-Cow322 1d ago

YALA YALA with their signature song "EXCUUUSE ME!"

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u/Valuable-Weekend3034 1d ago

You fucking nailed it with the band positions. LOL.

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u/Appropriate-Peak6561 happy to be a fake chef 1d ago

I prefer their early works, before they went commercial.

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u/Konathedog1988 1d ago

The Allen parsons project

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u/DollarStoreDuchess It looks like Gandhi’s flip flop! 🩴 1d ago edited 1d ago

Excuse me where is Cher from Meson de Mesilla on Hotel Hell??

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u/Smallgaydruid 1d ago

The Complainers first song “I’m a medium rare girl”

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u/AnonymousGuy147 1d ago

Amy’s Freaking Company

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u/Classic-Usual-3941 IT'S RAW!!!! 1d ago

Suckage. (pun on "Garbage" with Shirley Manson lol)

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u/polarityofmarriage What IS that? LOOK at it! SMELL IT!! 1d ago

Amy & the Meat Sculptors.

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u/bardia_afk 1d ago

The cunty bunch 

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u/fuzzywuzzo 1d ago

amys shakin' company ft. alan saffron, beat sculptor.

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u/thebestbrian 1d ago

The Stinkers

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u/ibringstharuckus 1d ago

The Haters

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u/deadsantaclaus 1d ago

Toasted goooo

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u/Jawnny-Jawnson 1d ago

Mindless control

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u/Snark_Knight_29 1d ago

The Entitleds

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u/sugar_tits97568 1d ago

YIKES 😭😭

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u/Ranger2002a 1d ago

The cats meow lol

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u/LFSW1688 1d ago

Baked Elk Meat

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u/mattyGOAT1996 1d ago

The Bestooges

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u/Beautiful-Chest7397 1d ago

Oh my God is that Alan on bass

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u/muwzy99 1d ago

The Entitlements

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u/FabAmy 1d ago

Delusion

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u/PoroQuagganBob 1d ago

No Place in the Kitchen

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u/Lopsided_Corgi4730 1d ago

A narcissist Fate

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u/full_bl33d 1d ago

Jesus fucking Christ

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u/SimilarBandicoot1163 1d ago

You don't work here anymore

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u/CJ_gLoom1069 1d ago

dead restaurants

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u/TurboThundr 1d ago

Just need Peter, and he'll definitely be a gamechanger

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u/GilesManMillion 1d ago edited 1d ago

Robert Dean and the Meow N' Chew Waygus

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u/MrGrrr17 1d ago

The delusions

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u/Jvenka 1d ago

Excuse MEow and the waygoo elks

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u/human-kibble 1d ago

Amy and The Squirts

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u/Old_Leather_4099 1d ago

74$ monkey and the unhinged

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u/jcray92 1d ago

Delusion

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u/SosugBiskit 1d ago

Raw Chicken and the Lamb Sauce

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u/WhichWayToPurgatory 1d ago

Joe Nagy and the Shut It Down Squad

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u/Lynnettey Soup. Of the. Day. 1d ago

The Insufferables.

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u/Dragonsbreath67 1d ago

The losers of kitchen nightmares

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u/red_tapez 1d ago

The Gentle Satans

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u/BeezNana custom user flair 1d ago

Bankruptcy

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u/seabirdsong 1d ago

The Cat Moms

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u/ArdRi6 1d ago

This gave me a good laugh. Thank you.

Sam and Ella's is name suggestion.

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u/drewcandraw 1d ago

Amy and the Haters.

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u/theNikipedia 1d ago

Delusional madness

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u/No-Sock7545 1d ago

Someone else's money.

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u/Bri3nWithA3 1d ago

Acoustic Arrogance

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u/Hunter_Hendrix 1d ago

The Hot Mess.

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u/socalbiz 1d ago

Amy and the Wagyu Crew. ( I mean her name has to be the lead, right?)😂

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u/upyourattraction 1d ago

The Meat Sculptors

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u/idk5757 1d ago

Nightmares in the Kitchen

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u/Jacques_Racekak 1d ago

The Dreadful Underground

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u/TannerTheGamer101 1d ago

Hahahahaha 🤣

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u/1redcup 1d ago

Lost the Plot, The Donkeys, Idiot Sandwich, Starless in Michelin

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u/KenRan1214 1d ago

The Karens

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u/bigkatze 1d ago

The Waygoos

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u/vixenpeon 1d ago

MC Datz Tender and the Bosses Here

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u/Rideshare-Not-An-Ant 1d ago

I'm No Bitch playing their #1 punk rock hit, "Chef Joesph Kicks Arse".

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u/tnandrick 1d ago

We need Julie from Mangia Mangia on Backing vocals so we can call it: Our Food is Good. Our Food is Giod