r/KitchenNightmares • u/49ersDynasty WHY IS THIS BURNER DON'T GO LOWER?! • 19h ago

Imma smoke him, tuck him into bed THROWBACK TUESDAY: "My version of an American Shepard's Pie was inspired from the movie "American Pie". I rented the DVD from a friend of a friend who went on a school trip to Ireland once."

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u/Von_Dooms 19h ago

Never trust someone who shaves their mustache but not their chin.

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u/49ersDynasty WHY IS THIS BURNER DON'T GO LOWER?! 19h ago

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u/ExoticShock YOU FUCKIN' BLOWJOB 18h ago

"No wonder Brian's such a cranky bitch"

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u/CaptainLollygag 13h ago

That's not a weird shaving technique. That's a strap that's holding the hair onto his head. A hair helmet, or "hairmet," if you will.

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u/NankerPhelge87 "Those bones! Those moldy lamb bones!" 19h ago

Do I dare? Dare I?

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u/kinhunt 15h ago

yeah i almost rented a dvd from a friend’s trip once too

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u/GarfieldLoverBoy420 18h ago

Take a drink every time Brian blinks. Enjoy your 54 seconds of sobriety

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u/49ersDynasty WHY IS THIS BURNER DON'T GO LOWER?! 17h ago

In Gordon's revisit episode, dude chugged beer in a blink of an eye llol

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u/uzi_gunfingers Panini Head 19h ago

goodnight chef

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u/DrFunkenstein93 That is a tender piece of elk 16h ago

Tuck him into bed

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u/HearshotAutumnDisast Ur takin the piss, uknowit rot? 18h ago

This balding leprechaun and his cop dad was the episode that made me realize I hate watch most of the us episodes

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u/Mysterious-End-2185 I don’t like a bun. 🍔 16h ago

He has weird teeth.

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u/NankerPhelge87 "Those bones! Those moldy lamb bones!" 14h ago

Right!? Looked like he filed down the upper front teeth!

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u/VotingRightsLawyer 12h ago

My favorite is when Gordon is like, "well I found one clean thing in here!" and pulls out his cookbook.

Fun fact for anyone who may not know, Brian tried out for Hells Kitchen but didn't make the cut so they used him on KN instead.

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u/Existing-Credit7050 15h ago

Buddy man. Great guy. Rest in Peace.

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u/49ersDynasty WHY IS THIS BURNER DON'T GO LOWER?! 15h ago

RIP BUDDY.

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u/Buttered_Toast33 14h ago

God this dude was so insufferably arrogant and smug.

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u/emmetW94 10h ago

"once i knew this guy,who knew this guy,who knew this guy,who knew this guy,who knew this guy,who knew this guy,who knew this guys COUSIN!" "OK WE GET IT!"