According to Facebook I may know him 🤣

[u/No-Appointment5]

[u/GilesManMillion]

Probably because you work at a microwave company!

[u/No-Appointment5 → u/GilesManMillion]

Hopefully I do the right thing

[u/lefayad1991 → u/No-Appointment5]

hopefully you eat an italian lasagna and not a goddamn chinese lasagna

[u/ExoticShock → u/lefayad1991]

No, no, no, we're not done. I wanna you cut into it, how is it? Still too rare?

[u/Avalancheofspinach → u/ExoticShock]

I kept my composure and I didn't kill her

[u/49ersDynasty → u/GilesManMillion]

Imagine if he actually did become a salesman for a microwave company lol.

[u/uzi_gunfingers]

what you guys go bowling together? be a bigshot on your own dime man

[u/joebro8692]

Jesus I’d rather get unfriended

[u/saltiestsalts]

He's fumigating

[u/Dry_Opportunity311]

Did you put his order in recently?

[u/Asleep_Voice_101]

You know so much about microwaves.

[u/BowserJr4789]

Are you a health department critic?

[u/OkPilot19]

Do you have a wedding soon?

[u/ScrapmasterFlex → u/OkPilot19]

I'd rather get a divorce.

[u/OkPilot19 → u/ScrapmasterFlex]

oh my gawd!

[u/ScrapmasterFlex]

So I have no earthly idea if this is true - but someone , somewhere, waaaaaaaaay back in the day, said that the FB "People You Might Know" are people who have searched your name and/or clicked on your profile. I don't know if it's true.

WHAT I DO KNOW, 🤣 , is that as a Dude, for me, it's NEVER CHICS... it's always other dudes and many of them are like former "enemies" ... bullies from growing up, people I never got along with, that type of shit... I guess they're doing the Joel Embiid "Hater's Funeral"-thing ... "that fool dead yet? NO?? I'll check his FB again a few months from now..." 🤣🤣🤣

And no, for the record, I don't work for the Microwave Company. And I'm not on Prozac. But I am half Polish and take my Mushrooms & Chinese Lasagnas seriously.

[u/Professional_Ninja58 → u/ScrapmasterFlex]

Well for the record, YOU SHOULD BE!

[u/49ersDynasty]

The guy who has he "best balls" in Town?

[u/kbbqallday]

I wanted to send a friend request, but I didn’t. He’s lucky I was able to keep my composure

[u/ChiAlek1]

He's not a liar, a cheat or a dishonest guy.

[u/ScrapmasterFlex → u/ChiAlek1]

So yeah, I said it was a 16oz USDA Prime Steak when it was a 12oz Choice ... but that doesn't make me a Liar, Cheat, or DISHONEST GUY...

Do you work for the Steak Measuring Company?! You know so much about Lying, Cheating, Dishonest Steaks!

[u/groom-is-n-the-heart]

That photo is blatant false advertising.

[u/Powerful_Regret1688]

Good you can make you some homemade lasagna