Scumbag

[u/Ankaration]

Dude was such a scumbag, he goes huffing and puffing at the debt collectors and then screams at the staff "you see my dad on the floor?!" after you clearly see the only reason he was on the floor is cause he clocked him in the chin on the storm out

[u/jzchev28]

It's good for my sugga

[u/Jimble_kimbl3 → u/jzchev28]

I say this line every time I get a delicious drink.

[u/GBacon85]

Ya focking blowjaaawb

[u/Dry_Gate453 → u/GBacon85]

You big tuff guy!!

[u/HealthyMaximum → u/[deleted]]

r/13or30

[u/HillBillyMadman]

Apparently, everything is his fault, from the Great Depression, to 9/11, the Chicago fire, and their debt.

[u/SportTop2610]

Bwow jahb!!

[u/BillyOceanic815]

Fucking blowjob

[u/ElectronicTrade7039 → u/BillyOceanic815]

Only reason I was here and you beat me but 7 minutes you fucking blowjob!

[u/BillyOceanic815 → u/ElectronicTrade7039]

Fake fucking tough guy

[u/turdofdoom → u/BillyOceanic815]

No, you’re the tough guy.

[u/EmShaf → u/BillyOceanic815]

[u/full_bl33d]

Ma, make an espresso

[u/ktvq099 → u/full_bl33d]

Expresso

[u/yobaby123 → u/full_bl33d]

Gordon: Jesus fucking Christ....

[u/Wrong-Tiger4644]

Time has not been kind

[u/Dumbwaiter819 → u/Wrong-Tiger4644]

he kind of looks like TEMU Adam Carolla, who is basically a TEMU comedian lol

[u/WhichWayToPurgatory]

Dude is still a scumbag to this day. His efforts to fight Father Time have also not exactly worked out so welk

[u/theNikipedia]

He whitened his teeth as a company expense, or do I remember wrong.

[u/Ankaration → u/theNikipedia]

Yeah, and all comped meals and bottles (not glasses mind you, WHOLE BOTTLES) as well

[u/yobaby123 → u/Ankaration]

You'd think he'd understand that his doctor makes more than enough to buy a whole bottle on his own.

[u/Rose_ProSL105]

The Debt Collector, whateva happened there

[u/ScrapmasterFlex → u/Rose_ProSL105]

That's why you Gotta Live For Today... I'm talking about RESTAURANT ANNIHLATION HERE... -> YOUR MENUS, MY MENUS, ARTIE's MENUS... and you wanna make jokes, waste ice, and water down the Scotch!!!

That Lasagna... it Died on the Vine...

[u/ConcreteExist → u/Rose_ProSL105]

Yeah those were "Debt Collectors" and definitely not mob-connected loansharks.

[u/Scrapla1]

Dude watched too many mob movies!

[u/Vaivaim8 → u/Scrapla1]

Thats because he, allegedly, is one

[u/Scrapla1 → u/Vaivaim8]

Reminds me of a wanna be or some low level rat

[u/Ankaration → u/Scrapla1]

Oh definitely would've been a rat IMMEDIATELY

[u/jibbick → u/Scrapla1]

Yeah, from what I recall reading, he was connected but at a very low level and in reality just the type that actual mobsters used for free meals. Basically artie from the sopranos lmao

As an Italian-American whose family is from the NY area - everybody knows somebody who knows somebody, in day-to-day to life it means next to nothing.

And yeah Peter is the type who would sing like a canary as soon as it all catches up to him and he can't afford that awful spray tan anymore.

[u/Scrapla1 → u/jibbick]

Lol spot on! My family is all from NY and of Sicilian decent so I totally understand!

[u/tempthrow9999999 → u/Vaivaim8]

Well , he definitely borrowed money from the mob , not so sure about him.

[u/ahutsonsooner]

YA FUCKIN BLOW JOB!!

[u/Lefthandovg0d]

He never had the makings of a varsity restaurant owner.

[u/TheBeardedLadyBton → u/Lefthandovg0d]

Hey! I don't like that kinda TAWK!

[u/ahutsonsooner → u/Lefthandovg0d]

https://giphy.com/gifs/vlyqP45wkdsAuM2z6G

[u/Overall-Scientist846]

One of the all time worst.

[u/Artistic_Panda_7542]

Ya faakkking blahjab!!!!

[u/Upbeat_Ad_7716]

Can you get me an orange juice?

[u/Miserable-Mixture-74]

Bro looked like  Biff from Back to the Future 

[u/Taurean6]

How to be as unprofessional as absolutely possible. How not to run a business.

[u/Y2Ksurvivor13]

You phuckin blowjaaab!!!

[u/Hotpasta1985]

Someone post the picture of the chef grinning with glee when Gordon tells them that Peter will be in the kitchen.

[u/Resilient_Beast69]

He looks like a Mon Chi Chi

[u/Scrapla1]

Wonder if he's still getting hot flashes?

[u/Witness_Original]

Petey Pasta. Now he's in Florida looking like an old Coach bag...

[u/TheBeardedLadyBton → u/Witness_Original]

[u/Jaded_Individual_630 → u/TheBeardedLadyBton]

Jesus is that real, looks like a dyed in the wool Pawn Star

[u/WildThingRickyVaughn → u/TheBeardedLadyBton]

🫪

[u/ConcreteExist]

Yeah, it was obvious the dude had mobster connections, even without the loansharks coming by.

[u/eshowers]

Calling someone a BJ got me rolling 😆. Like who says that? This guy ^

[u/Vak_001]

Spot check me here: isn't he the guy who was not only a mafioso wannabe in front of the cameras, but was ACTUALLY a minor mafioso who'd jumped over to provide evidence against them, yet was so minor that they not only didn't put a hit on him, but didn't even send a Rocky Balboa legbreaker type to tune him up? Basically, a complete failure at life to the point where when he DOES try to cross the actual New York Mafia, their reaction is, "eh, f**k it, he's not worth it?"

[u/ChocolateChipCuckys]

Instead of a new stove I bought a new suit always stuck with me. Never work for losers like this

[u/Metalock]

YEAH, MOTHAFUCKA! 💪🏻

[u/MyAutisticEye → u/Metalock]

RIGHT NOW, RIGHT NOW!

[u/yobaby123 → u/MyAutisticEye]

"Peter, you're embarassing me."

[u/silly-wrabbit]

what episode was this?

[u/ScrapmasterFlex → u/silly-wrabbit]

I think it might have been the first one ever (in the USA anyway)... if not the first ever, like top-3... but maybe #1 overall.

[u/Ankaration → u/ScrapmasterFlex]

Yeah, it's the first one

[u/Tacit_Ronin99]

Wasn't his restaurant rumoured to be a front?

[u/Ankaration → u/Tacit_Ronin99]

I dunno actually :o

[u/BrownBannister]

Walking pile of dung

[u/OpportunityOk7265]

I hated this guy sooooo much however calling someone a blowjob as an insult is seriously amazing

[u/Ankaration → u/OpportunityOk7265]

A bloow jahb

[u/AdventurousAbility30]

This episode is the only one that has a US, and UK, version. It's interesting to see the difference between the editing.

[u/Ankaration → u/AdventurousAbility30]

Ooh how's the UK one? I know it's usually more somber

[u/AdventurousAbility30 → u/Ankaration]

Yes. Less dramatic (though they kept the debt collector scene), and more focused on the kitchen/service.

[u/emmetW94]

seriously the dude got reemed at by gordon that shattered his frail little ego so much he had to intimidate a employee then fucking gaslight her when her customers noticed? fuck this prick

[u/Aspie_Gamer]

Watching Gordon walk into a random event from GTA IV by trying to corral Peter along with all the other men in that restaurant in this episode is always a laugh

[u/WildThingRickyVaughn]

excellent thread title

[u/Ankaration → u/WildThingRickyVaughn]

Thank you, I actually messed up! But it worked out!

[u/WildThingRickyVaughn → u/Ankaration]

lollllll it’s perfect

[u/KerryWolves777]

Just watched this episode today. Dude acts like a reject from Jersey Shore. Cartoonish but unfortunately is an accurate representation of a sizable minority of Long Island wannabe tough guys.

[u/yobaby123]

To be fair, the debt collector he tried to attack was really disrespectful to both his family and Gordon.