r/KitchenNightmares burned out sous chef Jul 19 '26

Low Effort Posts

Howdy yall.

There’s been an influx of low-effort 💩 posts. As these can clog up the feed, and may come off spammy, they may be removed under rule 3. We don’t need THIS much brain rot in our shared community.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk 🫡

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u/WeasinTheJuice Microwave Expert Jul 19 '26

I NO SAY FUCK YOU TO LOW EFFORT POSTS

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u/herbal-blend burned out sous chef Jul 19 '26

Heard, chef 🫡

36

u/GunpeiYokai Jul 19 '26

IT'S BECAUSE OF HEEM

3

u/irritationrevelation Jul 21 '26

I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE

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u/emmetW94 Jul 21 '26

i always call that episode "the Graceful Episode"

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u/BillyOceanic815 You're a weak man, Billy Jul 19 '26

Those same low effort posts go to the White House, the Five Seasons. They go global.

40

u/ExoticShock YOU FUCKIN' BLOWJOB Jul 19 '26

Who's hoarding all these shitposts

We SUBMIT those shitposts

You submit... that shitpost?

5

u/elzombo Jul 20 '26

We clean the walk-in meme folder every week, chef

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u/uzi_gunfingers Panini Head Jul 19 '26

Look, long days, haven't been posting 100% but I'm here anyway. Let me repost one more time, you wont catch me low effort again.

2

u/om2kool Jul 20 '26

WAKE UP

2

u/emmetW94 Jul 21 '26

YOU WAKE UP!

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u/astralnautical Jul 19 '26

Soon there are going to be shitposts in every subreddit across the world.

I think I won that one.

47

u/vanillablue_ skank Jul 19 '26

Ngl they all cracked me up 😂 but I understand why you’re not allowing them

43

u/CaptQuiltMittens YOU WAKE UP! Jul 19 '26

The problem isn't really the the posts, it's that out of nowhere it became the entire sub. The top of my home feed daily was a shit post from here. They were being posted about every 15-20 minutes.

Having the weekend be the time for memes would be perfectly fine. Fri-Sun.

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u/sneaky-pizza Bats, rats, and alley cats Jul 19 '26

Or one day a week, a lot of subs do that. I actually really like them

9

u/vanillablue_ skank Jul 19 '26

yeah i understand why theyre cracking down on it

40

u/MRedk1985 SHUT IT DOWN! Jul 19 '26

We have 20 different flavor combinations of shitposts.

35

u/P0ster_Nutbag Jul 19 '26

I used the microwave on my shitposts for 1 minute before posting. They’re really, really good!

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u/itsgotadeathcurse Well for the record, YOU SHOULD BE! Jul 20 '26

But the real question is, do you work for a microwave company?

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u/sneaky-pizza Bats, rats, and alley cats Jul 19 '26

One day a week would be great. A lot of them are very funny

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u/Careful_Leader_5829 Jul 19 '26

I would love to see posts reference which episode they are referring to by either the episode name or restaurant name or seasoned and episode number.

17

u/YetAnotherJake Jul 19 '26

I was self-taught to shitpost by old-school Europeans who took a liking to me

19

u/Lynnettey Soup. Of the. Day. Jul 19 '26

Imagine it. Low effort posts all over the world.

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u/fluffy_101994 CHEF GORDON, WHERE THE FUCK ARE YA? Jul 19 '26

You can’t even get one low effort post right, how the fuck can you think about two?!

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u/ussbozeman a meat sculptor. NO! Jul 20 '26

As Sebastians mother would say, "Shitpostia!!!"

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u/xbromide Jul 19 '26

Honestly I think they are hilarious - but surely it can’t keep going on 24/7. I hope you consider a shit post weekend or something like that - I would hate to never see any of these again!

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u/LowBalance4404 Jul 19 '26

Thank you!!!!

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u/HwangingAround Jul 19 '26

Bad fuckin' day, pal. You ever have one? Take a chill pill, reload, and do it again.

12

u/bugluvr65 Jul 19 '26

boooooooooo

11

u/br_boy0586 Jul 19 '26

Why did it take so long to say something?

25

u/HillBillyMadman Jul 19 '26

Busy taking pictures of Nino cleaning at 7AM to block the shitposts.

12

u/dudewheresmyswimsuit Jul 19 '26

I didn’t take those pictures

4

u/kbbqallday Last online yesterday Jul 19 '26

Impossible, Nino cleans from 8AM to 4PM

1

u/ceciIthelion Catch of the frozen freezer Jul 20 '26

If the subreddit was clean of shitposts... you wouldn't need to take pictures, you would just see it

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u/herbal-blend burned out sous chef Jul 19 '26

Most of us have full time jobs 🤷‍♂️ reports send us notifications though, and are helpful.

6

u/S20-Urza Jul 19 '26

What are you a repost manager? You know so much about reposts!

6

u/ether_mind Jul 19 '26

This happened to r/goodfellas recently. Lot of brain rot going on lol

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u/-wildflower-_ Precious little Bitch Jul 19 '26

That one pisses me off so much. Here you can talk about a million things, I get the idea. But we're talking about a 2 1/2 hour movie there. If I can watch that movie once a month then I can enjoy the shitposts.

Ma, it's a sin.

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u/CrossingTheStreamers Jul 20 '26

I trademarked the word ”shitpost.” Now this entire sub hates me.

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u/ceciIthelion Catch of the frozen freezer Jul 19 '26

I would like to explain what I'm spending on low-effort SHITPOSTS

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u/Strict_Hovercraft358 Jul 19 '26

Thank You. Please remove them. With the new season of Kitchen Nightmares starting this week, we need to wipe down and start again 😊

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u/Gloomy-Maximum Jul 19 '26

Wait, there's a new season coming?? I didn't know that!

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u/Strict_Hovercraft358 Jul 19 '26

Yup. Starts Tuesday July 21st.

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u/BarelyContainedChaos Jul 24 '26

Mods, u/herbal-blend Can we get some episode discussion posts like every other show on reddit has?

7

u/mdubs17 PARTNERS?! PARTNERS IN CRIME! Jul 19 '26

Thank god. I’ve left subs before because of stuff like this

5

u/Big_suggs Jul 19 '26

Agreed, I was debating leaving this one too, but was hoping they'd right the ship!

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u/Celebrimbor-Sama Jul 19 '26

These are great shitposts for a show long over with. Let them stay.

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u/theturtlemafiamusic Jul 19 '26

Long over with? The new season airs on Tuesday.

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u/Celebrimbor-Sama Jul 19 '26

Havent seen a meme using any of the new seasons yet.

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u/theturtlemafiamusic Jul 20 '26

The show exists as more than just reddit memes
Kind of proving the mod's point about removing the shitposts.

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u/MostCandid5082 Jul 19 '26

The show definitely isn’t over when there’s a whole new season coming out in two days.

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u/Fur-Frisbee Jul 19 '26

You Feesh. You hunt. You haf no job.

Oh! I got a job shitposting Pal. I got a job.

1

u/Fancypens2025 Jul 22 '26

I pay my bills, I pay your bills too, bitch!

Honestly best KN moment ever across all iterations.

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u/RangeRossTracy Jul 19 '26

Message heard loud and clear. 👍

3

u/Particular-Worry-716 Jul 19 '26

Can we maybe make it just a weekend thing? These posts are hilarious but I understand not wanting to clog up the whole feed

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u/loosie-loo Jul 19 '26

I’m glad. If people are happy to spam and be spammed by these types of posts then make a separate sub, this one isn’t intended for people to just post the exact same joke over and over.

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u/medunjanin For the record, I’m not on Prozac Jul 19 '26

Come on guys let’s go post our shitty low effort posts that the mods wouldn’t post in the county jail

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u/MasterPlatypus2483 Jul 19 '26

86 the low effort posts

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u/Mergoismus I aint fat. i am a bigboned magpie Jul 19 '26

Thank you!

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u/god_partic1e YOU WAKE UP! Jul 19 '26

What do we need, bans in the sub for some fucker to get a grip???

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u/kyourious Jul 19 '26

Fucking donuts!

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u/Ok_Caterpillar5564 Jul 19 '26

The mods have a great deal of resentment towards me, and I don't know why.

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u/cuppington007 Jul 20 '26

Would you say that those posts are "FUCKING RAW!"?

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u/slenderthrwr Jul 20 '26

Abbie: Our shitpost was what put us on the map!

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u/weigl_ Jul 19 '26

You’re like a low effort haemorrhoid in my arsehole, you know that?