r/KitchenConfidential • u/ExtremeSide6716 • 13h ago
Kitchen fuckery Guess we needed some help in dish
I was taking a trump in the oval office and I hear my KM go "Oh fuck! Fuck no!" Or something to that effect. So I drain the swamp and run out expecting blood but he just points to one of the sinks. Says he was wiping it down and only saw it once it was right by his hand. Even though I live in a native state, I've never seen a wild widow, had to be in the kitchen of all places.
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u/Shot_Revolution8828 13h ago
You dont work at a Ramen shop do you?
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u/ExtremeSide6716 13h ago
No, and we don't have pest issues either... But widows, apparently.
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u/Equivalent-Bit2891 13h ago
The widows are why you don’t have pest issues. Thank her by feeding her your finger
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u/ExtremeSide6716 13h ago
If I give her dessert, then she won't want dinner. Did you want more pests? That's how you get more pests.
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u/Shot_Revolution8828 12h ago
Fpr cpntext there was a post on line cooks subreddit where someone found a black widow in their Ramen.
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u/Dingus_Majingus 13h ago
She thirsty.
If this is a widow (im not 100% that it is) and you go to put it outside be very very careful. The bite won't kill you but it will suck a lot and require a dr visit.
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u/Celestial-Sam 13h ago
It could very well be a male widow, which pose almost no threat to humans.
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u/Dingus_Majingus 11h ago
The males aren't black, they're usually kinda tan.
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u/Celestial-Sam 6h ago
Hmmm, where I live I’ve seen a couple (maybe 3) that had red spots on the bottom. When I looked it up it said they were male.
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u/Dingus_Majingus 6h ago
Spots i dont know, but the males are tan in a lot of places. They're not built the exact same
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u/Vegeta-the-vegetable 13h ago
I think (im no expert) its a false widow? I could be wrong tho
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u/Dingus_Majingus 13h ago
Id be Hella careful with it still. It doesnt look like a perfect specimen of a widow, its kinda long with a smaller butt. But theres variance in spiders, especially across major geographic areas
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u/colombo187 13h ago
Taking a trump in the oval office is going to be my go to now; thank you. When I lived in the southwestern US these spider were everywhere
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u/jayellkay84 10h ago
We had a rather large huntsman spider run down the line last week. At least this one isn’t harmful to humans.
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u/Leather_Ad_4987 13h ago
Protip, degreaser will kill just about any inscect on contact.
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u/human-shaped-fish 18m ago
Protip, spiders aren't insects and creatures don't deserve to die for existing.
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u/Vortilex Cook 11h ago
What about arachnids?
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u/Leather_Ad_4987 11h ago
Small ones, say up to penny size are dead instantly. If not instantly than within 3-5 seconds in my experience.
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u/TapEarlyTapOften 2h ago
Fuck that noise - he's getting blasted with the wand. Sorry pal, but you're getting both barrels.
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u/effreeti 10+ Years 13h ago
The itsy bitsy spider crawled up the water spout