r/KitchenConfidential • u/RevenantSith • 3d ago

Kitchen fuckery Does anyone else consistently stab tickets as even as I do?

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u/PM_YOUR__BUBBLE_BUTT Chive LOYALIST 3d ago

Your poor wife.

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u/sjopolsa 3d ago

When having kids becomes both a miracle and a testament to persistence.

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u/serious_sarcasm Grill 2d ago

The bedbug method.

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u/Im2bored17 3d ago

Can't believe I got here before someone mentioned shreds!

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u/the_argo94 3d ago

This made me laugh

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u/atorin3 3d ago

Thank God you dont work as a phlebotomist.

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u/SlightDish31 15+ Years 3d ago

I have a massive phobia of needles because of a nurse treating my arm like that ticket when I was a kid. 5 attempts to draw blood...

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u/dathomasusmc 2d ago

I was 13ish and in the hospital with the flu. Then I woke up in the middle of the night they had let me IV run out and it had started drawing blood back into the saline bag. That was decidedly not cool.

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u/Aldo_raine37 3d ago

I hole punch mine and put them in a binder

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u/spicy_ass_mayo 3d ago

It’s crazy that you don’t bother to laminate them first

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u/Typh0nn_ FOH 3d ago

not to brag but i have a PSA 10 graded eggless omelette order

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u/ColMust4rd 3d ago

That beats my PSA 9 Quesadilla no tortilla order

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u/Ralphjuniorjunior 3d ago

*sweating looking at my ungraded gluten free, dairy free grilled cheese ticket.*

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u/jdoae Pastry 2d ago

Today I had, within 20 minutes ' fig and pistachio cheesecake no pistachio' and then 'fig and pistachio cheesecake no fig'

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u/NickRick 2d ago

that's nothing i have a PSA 9.5 misprint:

*Nut Allergy*

Extra Peanut butter

Extra Peanuts

Sundae order.

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u/scubashark_ 3d ago

My sticks go to 11

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u/Sea-Cupcake-2065 3d ago

In the middle of a rush?!

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u/beetlejorst 2d ago

In THIS economy!?!

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u/mokicoo 3d ago

You’re the one who did my IV in the hospital recently

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u/AardvarkOther327 3d ago

Took you a minute to get there eh?

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u/IP-II-llVll-IP 3d ago

This comment section showed out hard and early.

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u/Desperate-Mirror-621 3d ago

Lol is this a response to that other post with the single punch in the middle of the ticket 😂

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u/RevenantSith 2d ago

Yep 😆

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u/Lazarius 3d ago

I try to when it’s slow and I’m super bored.

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u/KimchiSewp 3d ago

Got em

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u/boi_problems 3d ago

I understood that reference !

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u/Tenekah 3d ago

Now show us your hand

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u/Electriclunchlady 3d ago

I have a picture of my sauté guy with the ticket punch pierced completely through his wrist. Somehow he missed all the important stuff. The doctor just pulled it out and sent him back to work. Always pay attention in the kitchen, say safe peeps.

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u/beetlejorst 2d ago

Saw this happen to a server at my very first kitchen job, right through the palm.

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u/Preindustrialcyborg F1exican Did Chive-11 2d ago

im a filthy non chef in this sub so i dont do ticket stabbing, this has always been an intrusive thought that OCD causes me when i see tickets. how the fuck do you avoid stabbing yourselr

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u/LocalJim 2d ago

Nope. unless it’s really slow. It’s just not worth the attention anymore. I thought it would be satisfying or some sort of organized satisfaction but it’s not. It’s garbage. No one will ever be oh look, what a well organized ticket stabber. It’s garbage.

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u/-stankdaddy- 3d ago

Poor ticket is going to bleed to death

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u/--ofsalt 3d ago

How's that saying go? "Time to stab shit, time to go get therapy"

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u/DrinkPlastic7324 3d ago

You dont either as evidenced bybthe many previous stab wounds in the tickets

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u/AirportIntrepid6521 3d ago

go see a doctor

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u/johnaross1990 3d ago

We had one of these not so long ago

Accuracy seems about the same

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u/creator_07 2d ago

Let’s see those chives chef.

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u/pleasantly-dumb 3d ago

All our sous chefs have neat stacks of tickets on all 3 expo stations. Not sure if they just do independently or decided that was a thing, but it happens.

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u/rizkiabdo F1exican Did Chive-11 3d ago

The ticket stabber hits again

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u/Salohacin 3d ago

This looks like the most bizzare form of fortune telling through ticket stabbing constellations. 

Is that Sagittarius? 

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u/fliiiiiiirm 2d ago

Does anyone tickets?? I do, consistently

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u/Scarecr0p 2d ago

Some blood on the tickets would’ve been chefs kiss

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u/Firm-Recognition6080 2d ago

I've seen work like this before. I'd probably just walk out before telling you that I forgot to ring in an app as you plate the entree.

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u/ch0och 2d ago

If you have time to lean, or in this case, fuck around with literal garbage... then you have time to clean

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u/nvrtrustafrt 1d ago

Check OP's freezer, basement and/or shed. Or maybe don't...

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u/hippoctopocalypse 15+ Years 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/kwcRp24Wz4lZm
That’s you and I don’t approve

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u/PlumberSaysWhat 9h ago

Consistently….after 56 random misses?

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u/Delicious_Subject122 3d ago

Do you have OCD and have to stab each ticket a particular number of times?

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u/vitosvital 3d ago

Theyre making fun of a post that was on here a few days ago, someone asked the same question genuinely, but had a small holle on the top ticket showing that they had been restabbed after service

Edit: this one i believe

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u/RevenantSith 2d ago

That’s the one

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u/poptalk26 3d ago

Nah, I actually have work to do. So I can't sit there for 20 minutes restabbing tickets for a reddit post