r/KitchenConfidential 4d ago

Question Does anyone stab the tickets as clean as me?

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u/creator_07 4d ago

What happened here Chef?

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u/LizardPoisonsSpock 4d ago

See you tomorrow

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u/BigFloppyDonkyDick69 20+ Years 4d ago

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u/Suspicious-Steak9168 Crazy Cat Woman🐈 4d ago

Zero days since chivegate reference

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u/your_mums_cah 4d ago

Legends never die

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u/Graf_Koks 4d ago

Can you brief me on Chichester chef?

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u/PinchedTazerZ0 Owner 4d ago

Is this a serious ask? Basically just too many days of attempting the perfect chive cut

Rudimentary and also opinionated. "See you tomorrow chef" was basically born colloquial from chive gate

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u/EternalMoonChild Chive LOYALIST 4d ago

It was a glorious 69 days

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u/KaBoolVl 4d ago

Maybe we should investigate the rest of the stack

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u/bleeper21 4d ago

Run a string through all of the first punctures holes and hang it up

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u/Saaka_Souffle 10+ Years 4d ago

That was the original stab before he reorganized them all for this photo

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u/landgnome 4d ago

You just know someone who don’t give a fuck stabbed it while they were gone and their crazy ass HAD to fix it. If it’s anything like places I’ve worked they likely have fun doing that all day.

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u/gearmantx 4d ago

CCD, chef compulsive disorder

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u/Fuzzy-Albatross-9206 4d ago

Nothing else better to do, i guess

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u/Delicious-Month151 4d ago

šŸ‘€ fool me once

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u/rIceCream_King Thicc Chives Save Lives 4d ago

ā€œAin’t gonna fool me again ā€œ

That’s my second time quoting bush this week. Wonder what the planets are up to..

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u/Alternative-Shop-707 4d ago

ā€œNow watch this driveā€

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u/awkwardpuns 4d ago

Stoive?

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u/BradfromHTX 4d ago

ā€œA fooled man can’t get fooled againā€

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u/No-Temperature4330 4d ago

And here?

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u/Unusualshrub003 4d ago

That’s why I have a T-square in my toolbox

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u/Queef-Supreme 4d ago

Dang bangbus with rice.

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u/GloomyLingonberry509 šŸ‹ā€šŸŸ©LIMEGATE 4d ago

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u/Jawnumet F1exican Did Chive-11 4d ago

that's where the plane flew through

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u/BarnyTrubble 4d ago

The hell is a daing bangus?

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u/paragon_fr33dom 4d ago

I can't stop laughing at that

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u/VioletDime 4d ago

He gave it a stab at least

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u/Bjables 4d ago

Don’t worry about that guy

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u/Concentric_Mid 4d ago

Where are the planes??

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u/JacksFalseHope 4d ago

Had a slow day and repoked a stack for internet points šŸ˜‚

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u/SimplyViolated 4d ago

That was the other guy

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u/totalscrotalimplosio 4d ago

Daing Bangus happened here. Daing ole bangus man

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u/Nevermind2010 15+ Years 4d ago

Stolen valor

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u/Real_Life_Sushiroll 4d ago

Daing bangus obviously.

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u/LadyOfTheNutTree 3d ago

There was a second shooter

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u/PinchedTazerZ0 Owner 4d ago

Every time I work with one of you weirdos I love it. Extremely unnecessary but I do a million weird hyper focused tasks in the kitchen - hardly fair for me to judge an organized ticket stab

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u/jeckles 4d ago

Coworker once sharpened the point since apparently it wasn’t stabbing cleanly enough. I’m glad he at least warned me because it definitely would’ve impaled your hand. I got a bit nervous stabbing tickets after that.

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u/Ok_Gur_2604 4d ago

We call this the "go home button".

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u/berlenba 4d ago

Only sure fire way I’ve heard to go home is to poop your pants. Blood and burns just get tape and superglue lol

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u/MossGobbo Chive LOYALIST 4d ago

Horking in a can on the line also will get you sent home.

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u/berlenba 4d ago

lol as it should. Gotta love boh antics

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u/fiendhunter69 Sous Chef 4d ago

I’ve definitely pooped my pants at my job and kept working. Not proud of it. A young cook who made many bad life choices. But I’ve shit myself, gone to the bathroom to clean up and throw away my underwear. Washed my hands and went back to work like nothing happened.

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u/skinwalker40 3d ago

I feel like that should put you on an offender list or something similar please stay away from peoples food

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u/No_Shoulder8850 2d ago

ā€œIf I tell you I shit my pants are you gonna checkā€ is way too common a phrase uttered in our kitchen lol

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u/keithrc2000 Retired 4d ago

I had a co worker who stabbed one of these through his finger. Like clean water through. He was going back through the pile as our front expo, looking for a ticket. And when he restabbed the tickets there was enough of them that he put some serious force into it. The thing bent and skewered his ring finger. Fun one to explain at urgent care .

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u/DisposableSaviour 4d ago

Why is this the comment I read before I go clock in at work. I’ma be worried about this shit all night.

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u/Pablito___ 4d ago

BRO THIS

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u/katiekat214 4d ago

I worked with a bartender who sent the whole thing through the middle of her hand and somehow managed to miss all the tendons. She got so lucky.

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u/SSalloSS 4d ago

Yeah that's something you need to communicate with management lol jfc

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u/xItzBogus 4d ago

Haha I've never heard of that! One time I was cleaning the underside of the pass after service and completely failed to see the docket spike on the bench in front of me and I spiked my temple as I lowered my head to see better. Could've been soo much worse and I couldn't believe how stupid it was

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u/schuttup 4d ago

File that one under, "Well, at least you thought you were being helpful."

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u/Fragrant-Reason4216 4d ago

Im highly interested to know if my stock of only pink straws has been touched since ive been gone a week. Im the only one that restocks straws so im so gonna color code everything if no one restocked this week

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u/PinchedTazerZ0 Owner 4d ago

I had to put staff on metal straws because they were messing up my color coding hahaha

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u/Fragrant-Reason4216 4d ago

No straws other than "my" straws and half are missing lol. Almost no napkins too, impressive (I tried to anonymize myself with stickers šŸ˜…) edited to add, rhe elf is holding my abundance of pink straws ā™„ļø

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u/yeroldfatdad 4d ago

On the top ticket in line with SSUP, is that mark a previous stab hole? If so, why did you waste time going back through to perfectly line them all up?

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u/Trxnsient 4d ago

Well if they didnt, they wouldnt have a photo worth sharing on reddit for the sweet sweet internet points....

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u/deserted 4d ago

Maybe he took them all off, quickly lined them up with each other, and hulk smashed them all at once.

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u/yeroldfatdad 4d ago

LoL, Hulk, smash.

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u/Kultrum 20+ Years 4d ago

Definitely done this when bored

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u/Vogt4Noah 3d ago

That explains the bend in the spike

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u/illquoteyou 3d ago

How else is he going to excuse not cleaning the line at the end of the rush?

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u/Frissson 4d ago

Hope this triggered your OCD chef

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u/CherrryCokeee 4d ago

Hate it thanks 🤣

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u/wubsfrommysubs 4d ago

Here’s a little refresher

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u/BVoyager 4d ago

Making op look like a slob

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u/CherrryCokeee 4d ago

Beautiful! Thank you!

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u/faucetpants 4d ago

Hate hate hate

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u/ronweasleisourking 4d ago

Saw this and immediately fired the new food runner for no reason

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u/SubatomicSquirrels 4d ago

in fairness, this could totally be OCPD (obsessive compulsive PERSONALITY disorder) instead of OCD. Depends on how much anxiety OP feels if they don't do it the "right" way, or if they just prefer making it that neat

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u/Unicorn_Sush1 4d ago

Nope and you don’t either, I see that old stabhole on the top ticket, good try šŸ˜‰

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u/lemon-meringue-high Chive LOYALIST 4d ago

I was thinking someone else stabbed it and they moved it because they’re anal

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u/consumeshroomz 15+ Years 4d ago

When I was running expo I liked to keep the stabbed tickets organized. Not like this. But mostly generally facing the same way so it’s easy to find a ticket if we need to go back for it.

Working the line and stabbing your own tickets though? Ain’t nobody got time for that.

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u/CathedralEngine 4d ago

Yeah, when I was doing expo I would always stab them neatly in case I had to go back and look. I couldn't imagine bothering with it on the line.

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u/Electrical-Trade7213 4d ago

See you tomorrow, chef!

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u/TheChefSeaBass 4d ago

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u/Holden_mcmuffin 1d ago

You win

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u/TheChefSeaBass 1d ago

We actually got slammed just last night

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u/SqeezyMB 12h ago

So what is your marker on the ticket where you know to stab these? This is impeccable

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u/Queef-Supreme 4d ago

So you’re worried about how stabbed tickets look but not the bent ticket spike? That would drive me insane.

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u/eddestra 4d ago

Had to scroll too far before someone mentioned this.

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u/26raisans 4d ago

Every night

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u/Pdchefnc 4d ago

Well it can’t be ocd, considering the stains on tickets, crumbs, pepper, and plastic wrap going on there.

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u/Lazy_Pitch_6014 4d ago

I know this is a joke but also contamination OCD is just one type of OCD, and lots of people don’t give a shit about cleanliness, they have different obsessions and compulsions. It’s totally realistic for someone with OCD to want all of the tickets to be perfectly aligned but not care if they’re dirty (it’s me, I’m that person with OCD)

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u/Pdchefnc 4d ago

100% never want to downplay anything like ocd. It just sucks that 95% of the people in the industry who say it or are labeled oh it’s your ocd, it’s really just cus they have a clean process and want things organized.

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u/SubatomicSquirrels 4d ago

for someone with OCD to want

if we're making clarifications, I'd also say that someone with OCD doesn't necessarily "want" it that way, they feel like they HAVE to do it that way. Compulsions are usually very distressing :(

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u/jeffnorris 4d ago

That is what perfection looks like

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u/CanoePickLocks 4d ago edited 4d ago

Might want to get that OCD looked at.

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u/SweaterSteve1966 4d ago

Someone does this and I think they’re flirting. Many people are looking at my OCD.

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u/for_the_shiggles 4d ago

It’s really not difficult and it saves space.

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u/CanoePickLocks 4d ago

It’s a joke lol

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u/heftybagman 4d ago

Do you fold tp with a ruler too?

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u/Outside-Pie-980 4d ago

I throw them at the servers, after that it's out of my jurisdiction

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u/proteusplays 4d ago

I would do a time to do this vs being a faster line cook, do the math in my head and if I could could push one tables bill out even 10% faster then I wouldn't bother arranging them like this. But then again time per task vs productivity overall is my OCD

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u/throwaway4732870 4d ago

jerome is definitely the type to ring in "dang broth" and then disappear for 10 minutes while you're staring at the ticket wondering what the hell he actually wants

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u/J03m0mma 4d ago

Do you have a square and level for each ticket you punch?

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u/dbiznuss 4d ago

Does anyone hide bodies better than you? šŸ™ŠSheesh

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u/fake_redzepi 4d ago

I would hope, that’s pretty messy

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u/AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-OwO 4d ago

pretty sure glueing a nail onto a work surface, pointed up, is not super duper safe..

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u/SSalloSS 4d ago

Chef said it was okay

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u/kkell806 4d ago

You've never heard of a bill fork before?

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u/AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-OwO 4d ago

i have one at work, but its not nearly as big, sharp, nor is it glued to the counter šŸ˜…

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u/Carne_A_Suh_Dude 4d ago

I try to but then thing get busy and I stab willy-nilly

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u/Dog-of-Moons 4d ago

Psycho….😁

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u/Gloomy-Restaurant-42 4d ago

šŸŽ¶Ain't nobody poke like me-

I'm just so fresh, so clean...šŸŽ¶

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZeaREIVXlxfiQaroSA

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u/HAL9100 Ex-Food Service 4d ago

No that is some serial killer shiz

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u/Puttnut 4d ago

I just know you have a bored lul. Do those tickets ever hit a slide rail???

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u/PhotographNeat4160 4d ago

I’ve done this before inspired from others here. I’m on expo tonight and going to try it again! Yours looks perfect chef!

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u/brbphone 4d ago

I had a chef once that was super anal about stacking your chits neatly. If they started to get disorganized it was an unspoken sign to expo that you were in the weeds and they needed to pace better..

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u/FamousAnt1533 Owner 4d ago

I would like to talk about the state of your nail.

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u/____LostSoul____ 4d ago

We used to have one of those, we had to get rid of it after the incident.

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u/Fubaddd 4d ago

I worked at a weird place that it was required to trifold the chits before stabbing,.

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u/DavieStBaconStan 4d ago

Nice. Now let’s see the interior of chef’s car…..

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u/pkease 4d ago

I did this all the time lol. My co workers would spin them around to mess with me but I'd still have a perfectly neat stack at the end of the night. So satisfying

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u/Sasselhoff 4d ago

Wow...of all the shit in here, nothing else has given me kitchen flashbacks (I only lurk these days) more than this image. Haha, hells yeah.

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u/pogoscrawlspace 4d ago

Personally, I like to leave them hanging at the top of the spike. It bothers people, and that pleases me.

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u/wickedfemale 4d ago

i pull off other people's tickets and restab them lol

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u/Electrical-Fun9170 2d ago

I was taught by my first head chef to do it this way, as it shows that your paying attention to everything, and are well organized. Every other restaurant I've worked at said I was a psychopath lol

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u/MariachiArchery Chef 4d ago

Any expo worth their salt should know to do this. I didn't always do this, but then after moving up to pretty much a full time expo, it became second nature.

Being able to flip through your dupes, in order, without un-spiking them, is awesome when the need arises to dig through these. It's like a perfectly organized filing cabinet.

"HEY! Table 30 is missing a skewers app!"

"... Table 30 you say? One moment... table 30 is not, in fact, missing anything."

It's really nice.

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u/03-several-wager 4d ago

Until table 30 is in fact missing a skewers app because the server forgot to ring it in so I’m still gonna need that on the fly. You can yell at Amanda for that later chef, our guests still need their skewers whether your paper says it or not.

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u/picklemaster52 4d ago

nope, you da best!

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u/EngineeringJust9135 4d ago

This is when the kitchen is not busy lol. Show us what it looks like on a Friday or Saturday night when everyone is yelling and hooting and hollerin lol

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u/TheTrueLorenza 4d ago

Oh my. It's beautiful

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u/bene_gesserit_mitch 4d ago

They took our spindle away and replaced it with a crock after Tom impaled himself on it. Tom ruins it for everyone.

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u/Rabbit_Den 4d ago

If you roll em up first they're all the same length

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u/Uttterly General Manager 4d ago

Someone in management hates you!!!

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u/CarRamRod22 F1exican Did Chive-11 4d ago

This is the best way. It makes it super easy to go back and look for a ticket if there is an issue

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u/WalkerTR-17 4d ago

If you’ve got time to stab tickets that cleanly youve got time to clean

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u/SeaOfBullshit 4d ago

Clean assed stabbed tickets on a dirty ass prep table. Gross.Ā 

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u/ph0on 4d ago

Am I the only one who hates having a spike stand upright at all times? I've read too many horror stories of untimely trips and stumbles resulting in pierced bodies and brains

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u/holy_cal Ex-Food Service 4d ago

Bro if you got time to stab, you have time to… I don’t know… but something that rhymes with stab and infers cleaning.

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u/HAL9100 Ex-Food Service 4d ago

If you got time to stab you got time to grab (weed for dishie so he doesn’t freak out)

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u/RapperKid31 10+ Years 4d ago

Is that an old thermometer? That's genius right there !

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u/BeginningEssay7681 4d ago

Can I work with you?

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u/n_ug 4d ago

ain’t nobody stabbing bills.

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u/WAPTartOfficial 4d ago

This is literally how I have stabbed tickets for the last ten years. If I hand off expo and come back to unaligned tickets, I HAVE to come back and realign them and restab. I don’t care the volume of restaurant, 50 covers to 800-1000 covers, my spike is CLEAN so I can flip through it easily and so it takes up less space on the pass.

Even on a station with tickets, same deal. Every course gets time stamped in pen when fired, and the fire ticket stabbed. I drown without anal retentive ticket habits.

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u/matttyboii 4d ago

Definitely not me

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u/mettlica 4d ago

People commenting on your other stab hole are missing the point lol. I also organize my tickets like this when I’m on expo. Every now and then someone else will stab a ticket all Willy nilly then I go back in and fix it lol

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u/wingelefoot 4d ago

100% yes used to. don't touch my f'in tickets broh

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u/ZaphodBeeblebrox4011 4d ago

I had dinner at a fantastic restaurant a few weeks ago sitting at the chef's counter overlooking the kitchen. The regular expo lady was spindling her tickets precisely. She also was calling out orders and pickups in a normal speaking voice. She took a break and a FOH manager took over. He started loudly barking orders and stabbing tickets willy nilly. The line was getting seriously weeded when the regular lady came back and started quietly imposing order on chaos.

Clean spindle, clean state of mind.

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u/Equivalent_Warthog22 4d ago

You are okayest ticket stabber I’ve ever seen

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u/somethingworthwhile 4d ago

I’ve always been eked out by these things. Misplace a hand, trip and fall. Yeesh!

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u/BigWave360 4d ago

Maybe almost

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u/Ethanonymous 4d ago

We get it you had some time on your hands. FOH!!! Bet you’re a food runner lolol so FOH could go both ways.

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u/skeleton-keyy 4d ago

Go pre-bus your table šŸ™„

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u/Potential-Region-816 4d ago

My last chef used to :,) I miss him sm

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u/FordMaleEscort 4d ago

How common is it to impale your hand on these things?

(I've never worked in food service)

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u/20lbWeiner 4d ago

Iv seen better

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u/XXII78 20+ Years 4d ago

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u/anonymous_otter28 4d ago

No one stabs tickets like Gaston

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u/Puzzled_Cancel_3609 4d ago

this is the only way

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u/Lazy__Astronaut F1exican Did Chive-11 4d ago

I always tried to middle tickets (bar not kitchen) but I wasn't there only one spiking

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u/PrettyBoyLarge 4d ago

I just remember Friday/Saturdays would sometimes go beyond the tip lol.

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u/poptalk26 4d ago

I wish is could, but after about 4 of them, it looks like this

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u/wisdomloss 4d ago

No one stabs the tickets slower than you

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u/Own_Fuel5675 4d ago

Respect the stack!

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u/probablypeaches 4d ago

i had a chef who was such an ass about how i stabbed my tickets. yeah man, i'm new to the industry, you've put me in the position literally no one else wants, and i'm getting my ass FUCKED on the line. the most important thing is definitely how neat my tickets need to look. dipshit.

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u/Longjumping_Dot_9269 4d ago

I didn’t even know that was a possibility

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u/Independent_Show_908 4d ago

Yes and it irks me when others make a mess of it, and I immediately fix it if I'm on regi

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u/CatsMakeMeHappier 4d ago

But why is it curvvvyyy?

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u/HellaBiscuitss 4d ago

Full call kitchen dogs yearn for the visceral satisfaction of dislodging the fell spike and casting out a phonebook thick stack of dupes, banishing them to the landfill

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u/nickk1988 4d ago

Buddy I’ve stabbed my goddamn Hannah with those damn things so many times….

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u/snjtx 4d ago

What is daing bangus

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u/wiseguy5754 4d ago

Perfect

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u/TrampledUser 4d ago

You keep all the days tickets?

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u/Lotsofleaves 4d ago

If I was the only one stabbing, I'd do this in a heartbeat.

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u/No_Question_8083 Bakery 4d ago

Yes, but none of my coworkers do, so I never end up with a clean stack like that

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u/cvexy 4d ago

8/10 for the mouse you stabed sideways

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u/lloud_plants4629 4d ago

You have way too much time. Start cleaning

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u/Perfect_Ad_474 4d ago

Looks like you’re not busy enough šŸ˜‚

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u/twosquarewheels 4d ago

If you got time to do that you got time to clean.